[mouse squeaks ] [penguins chirp ] [all cheering ] [screeches ] Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end lt's Adventure Time [cheers and applause ] [indistinct conversations ] FlNN: Candy party! Jake, this party is so crazy! l know, Finn.
l know.
[laughs ] GlRL: So, Finn, do you have a girlfriend? Oh, my gosh, l can't believe you just said that! [laughing ] What a wonderful, marvelous party! Okay, l'm gonna do it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Everyone watch! l'm gonna do a flip! [grunts ] Whoa, oh, oh! [crunch! ] Ohh! Oh, no! [laughter ] [cracking ] Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee Whoo, whoo! [screaming ] Princess Bubblegum's in trouble! [breathing heavily ] [smack! ] Watch where you're going! [screaming ] [whoosh! whoosh! whoosh! ] [grunts ] Holy cow! ls the Princess okay? Ooh! Please, calm yourselves, my people.
l am safe! Oh, thank you, Finn.
You truly are my hero this day.
Cool.
Hero.
Hmm.
Uh, what did you think of? l'll show you.
Come on.
We'll go through my secret entrance.
All right, everyone.
Turn around.
Well, turn around! This entrance is secret! Oh! Secret entrance.
Got it.
Math.
Hurry, Finn! [laughs ] No way! [boink! ] Here it is.
Check it out.
A magical globe? No, Finn.
lt's what you can see through the globe.
Golly.
[giggles ] Look.
You see this book? Yeah, l see it.
lt's called the Enchiridion.
lt's a book meant only for heroes whose hearts are righteous.
[poof! ] Shmow-zow! The book lies at the top of Mount Cragdor, guarded by a manly Minotaur.
lt's waiting for a truly righteous hero to claim it! Do you think l've got the goods, Bubblegum? 'Cause l am into this stuff! Yeah, l know.
And, yes, l do.
Then off l go! Huh? Thanks, pal.
Farewell, Fi-- Oh, wait a minute.
Farewell, Finn the human boy! Bye, princess! You know what time it is, buddy? A-a-a-dventure time? Yeah, man! [whirl! whirl! whirl! ] [ting! ] [mid-tempo music plays ] Greetings, young heroes to be.
This mountain is called Cragdor.
lts purpose is twofold -- to protect the Enchiridion and to test the hearts of those who seek to possess it.
Many noble challengers have entered, attempting to pass the grueling trials that lie behind these walls, but no one has ever left here alive or dead.
Only the truest, most worthy hero can receive the hero's Enchiridion and walk out these doors again.
[sniffs ] lf it is you, friend -- ooh-hoo, and l cannot say that l am certain, but you are verily welcome to try.
However, first you must pass my riddle.
My name is Keyper, and duly so, for l carry the key to this door.
But all is not how it appears, you see.
Or perhaps you don't see at all.
[laughs ] Perhaps the key is in you, child, but you cannot use your brawn here.
The door is magically sealed! [doink! ] Ooh, you've unlocked the riddle and the door! Ha ha, brilliantly done, child.
[farts ] [both laugh ] Please, reveal to me how you unraveled my clue.
l just thought you'd look cute stuffed in that lock.
Oh, yes.
That's how most people get in.
- Bye! You've passed the first trial, young heroes, but prepare yourselves, for there are many trials ahead of you.
And each trial is more treacherous than the last.
[clank! ] [boing! ] [sniffs ] The Enchiridion is [sniffs ] that way.
What?! Dude, you can't smell the book from here! lt's in the castle on top of the mountain.
[sniffs ] ln a room.
[chuckles ] Wish you had one, huh? VOlCES: Help! Help! Oh, help! This way! What about the book? lt can wait.
Someone needs our help.
[grunting ] Yo, Finn, are you all right? Did you get brain damage? l'm fine.
Keep going.
We have to hurry.
Help! Save us! We're stuck in the fire! l've got you.
Thank you for saving us.
Now we can destroy this old lady.
La la la-la What?! [zap! pow! ] Anytime you say, ''What?'' We'll destroy an old lady.
What?! lt's a wonderful day.
[zap! pow! ] Every time you say, ''No,'' we'll destroy an old lady.
No! What?! [zap! pow! pow! pow! ] Please ohh! don't destroy ooh! any more aah! old women.
Every time you look sad, we'll destroy a big old woman.
Well, ever since l got to -- [zap! pow! ] [screams ] Hey, guys, every time he's a big wuss, let's destroy an old lady.
[laughing ] Yeah.
Hey, back off, you gnomes! That kid just saved you guys.
You should thank him, not destroy old ladies.
Do you even know what l'm talking about? Say, ''Thank you.
'' Saythankyou! Kill him! [zap! pow! ] [whirl! whirl! whirl! ] Get back in there! Help! Help! Please, help! JAKE: Hey, Finn, you okay? FlNN: No way, dude.
Those old ladies are destroyed because of me.
l'm not righteous.
l'm wrong-teous.
Stupid-teous.
[splash! splash! splash! ] Ah, don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down.
They're just gnomes and illusions.
lllusions? Yeah, man.
Think -- what would regular old sweet ladies be doing wandering the hills of Mount Cragdor? Maybe they're lost? [laughs ] No way.
This place is designed to mess you up, to mess with your head.
None of this is real.
lt's all just trials to test your heroic attributes.
Hmm.
Hmm! Now let's go get that book.
Yeah, you're the smartest dog l know, man.
[laughs ] [chomp! slurp! ] Jake? [gulp! ] Give me back my friend! - No.
lt's okay, Finn.
l can get out.
Let Jake go, or l'll -- l'll kick your foot! [laughs ] lt is impossible for you to hurt me.
[laughs ] Don't worry, dude.
l found another way -- Huh? l'm coming, buddy! [belches ] l think your dog finally fell into my stomach.
Hey, where did you go? l got your wallet, man! No! My big money! Give it back! Give me back my friend! But l killed him already.
[groans ] Fine.
l'll give you your dollar.
Here's your dolla-a-a-a-a-a-r! [groans ] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Jake! You're okay! Stomachs are weird.
[both laugh ] all the way to the top! Wait a minute.
[sniffs ] l can smell the book right through this door.
[crying ] You're under arrest for stealing my dollar! [crying ] Just a minute, Jake.
[grunting ] [whoosh! ] Hey! [laughing ] You know what that was? That was righteous.
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