What's going on, buddy?
How's business?
Good! Pretty good.
You're a very hard working young man.
You'll surely do great in life.
I'm sure someday
you'll own a place like this.
Nah...
To be honest I want to be a doctor.
I have a lot of money saved up already.
Congratulations, son!
If everyone thought like you,
instead of being up to no good,
we'd all be a lot better off.
How much for the fireworks?
I can't sell you those,
you can have the small ones!
Aw what's the point?
The cool ones are the big ones!
Well I can't sell you those.
No, thank you.
Could you come here, please?
I'd like some gum,
how much?
Twenty.
Time is near!
Frighteningly near!
The angels preserve us
according to our Father's plan!
And his return has been planted
into the world's agenda!
Happy is he who reads
and chews slowly
the holy word,
burning from the inside!
Buy the whole box and give
it to those chicks, Mr. Congressman,
let’s watch their faces.
...it's just around the corner.
Come here kid!
- What's your name?
- Pepito.
What are you selling?
The daring fall to emptiness
with their last teases!
How much for the box?
I can't sell it to you.
Where will I put all my things
without my box?
Oh, he's a funny one!
How much for the box
and everything "on" it?
You mean "in" it.
Oh, the little peasant is a comedian!
Listen, you brat,
I was going to buy the whole box
so you could go home,
but now I'm not buying anything!
I can't sell the box anyway.
Oh, no?
Don't mind him, Mr. Congressman.
Tell me why you can't sell it to me!
Give me a good reason, you fucking brat!
What's wrong with you?
Relax, relax.
The lake of fire isn't just
a theatrical paranoia!
Now that I know you're a congressman
you'll understand me better,
because you guys make laws
and stuff, right?
That's right.
Then you should know that selling you
all this candy would be a crime.
And why's that?
Because of you enormous gut,
and based on that heavy breathing,
I presume that if you aren't diabetic
you're a hair from being so,
and with that weight
you're probably on the verge
of a heart attack at all times.
Now, if we take these candies
and add all the alcohol
that you have evidently been drinking,
which, by the way, turns into sugar,
I'd basically be selling you
deadly poison,
which could cause a diabetic coma
or even a heart attack.
If I kill a fat rich dude
who also happens to be a politician,
they could accuse me of murder.
So I'd rather work just a little harder
and sell this candy to someone healthy.
Now, if your friend here, who looks
like a standing dog wants to buy them,
I'd be happy to,
and if he wants to give them to you
that's up to him.
Let’s go.
I'm sorry, Mr. Congressman. Bon appétit.
Are you crazy or something?
You'll get in trouble
and I won't let you sell here anymore.
But that fat-ass was getting out of hand.
That fat-ass you're talking about
is a very important client,
and if he wants to, he can close us down.
You want me to end up on the streets too?
- No - So?
Look, just behave, okay?
- Come by later to get some food.
- Yes.
Brave kid, huh?
He's really smart.
I like that he has dignity.
That damn politician had it coming.
I honestly tell you
that if you do not convert
and become like a child,
you will not enter God's kingdom!
- What's up.
- Hey there.
What's up.
What did you do now?
Nothing, a fat dude
wanted to humiliate me.
And? Did he?
- I fu...
- You have a customer Jose.
The young lady needs a taxi.
- Our driver will take you, miss.
- No problem.
Young lady?
She's all dried up!
Rude little punk.
Move over there.
Leave my customer.
- Hurry back.
- Sure, sure.
- There will be a lot of work later.
- See you.
See ya.
Kid, kid, kid!
Yes, Sir.
Strength and dignity are within you,
smile at the future.
You opened your mouth wisely
and there was good
knowledge in your tongue.
What?
You haven't let yourself be humiliated.
Many first will be the last
and the lasts will be the first.
Are you blind?
Blind is he who tried to humiliate you.
I see it all.
The whole universe is within me,
and also within you.
Do you have a home?
The whole world is my home!
Because I have a small house
where you can stay
while the rain passes.
- You live alone?
- Right now I do,
but it's because my mom
is really sick in the hospital,
she needs a transplant.
Matthew, chapter 9 verse 22.
"Jesus turned and saw her.
'Take heart, daughter,
your faith has cured you.'
And the woman was healed at that moment."
Thank you, Sir.
Let's go, it's gonna rain.
Nah, I have my shelters.
"Blessed are those who hunger
and thirst for righteousness,
for they shall be filled."
There you go...
Excuse me,
that fat guy is gonna
stink up my whole car!
Sorry, Ma'am, don't worry,
I'll get someone else
to clean the interior.
- Please.
- Pepito!
What's up, Boss?
Tell Tamal he can dry
while you clean the interior
and use some air freshener.
Sure, what aroma would you like, Ma'am?
Tell me the options.
Vanilla, lime,
new car, or Tamal's fart.
Actually that's the one they just used.
I’d recommend new car smell.
You think you're so funny, don't you?
Listen, don't use anything,
I'll use my perfume.
Have it your way, Ma'am.
That was a good one.
- Hey!
- What's up?
Hey, you bag of gas,
the boss said
that you have to dry off the car
while I do the interior.
The customer complained about your farts!
Oh come on, they don't even smell!
It’s just air!
Yeah, right! "Just air, just air!"
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