玩具总动员3 Toy Story 3 (2010)【完整台词】

He wasn't anyone's friend.

He took over Sunnyside
and rigged the whole system.

So how'd you get out?

I got broke.
Bonnie found me, took me home.

Other toys, they weren't so lucky.

It ain't right what Lotso done.
New toys,

they don't stand a chance.

- But my friends are in there.
- You can't go back.

Returning now would be suicide!

But what about your Andy?

Isn't he leaving for college?

(HARMONICA PLAYING)

Quiet, musical hog! Knock it off!

(SIGHS)

(WHIMPERING)

Oh, Bullseye. I miss Woody, too.

But he ain't ever comin' back.

(SIGHS)

(TOYS CHEERING)

(TOYS LAUGHING)

Rise and shine, campers!

Commander Lotso, sir!

All quiet, nothing to report.

Excellent, Lightyear. Come on.
We need ya back at Star Command.

Wait! What've you done
with my husband?

Big Baby.

MRS. POTATO HEAD: (GASPS)
Sweetheart!

(GROANING)

It was cold and dark. Nothing but sand
and a couple of Lincoln Logs.

Uh, I don't think
those were Lincoln Logs.

You all get ready.
You got a play-date with destiny!

(RINGING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(CHILD SQUEALING)

(CHILDREN SHRIEKING)

(CHATTER TELEPHONE RINGING)

Uh, hello?

CHATTER TELEPHONE: You shouldn't
have come back, cowboy.

They've cracked down hard since
you left. More guards, more patrols.

You and your friends
ain't ever getting out of here now.

I made it out once.

You got lucky once. Want my advice?

Keep your heads down. You'll survive.

Yeah, for how long?

I've been here years.

They'll never break me.

There's only one way
toys leave this place.

Poor fella. Trash truck comes at dawn.

Then it's off to the dump.

Look, I appreciate
your concern, old-timer.

But we have a kid waiting for us.
Now, we're leaving.

If you'd help us, one toy to another,
I'd sure be grateful.

(SIGHING)

Well, if you're gonna get out,

first thing you gotta get through's
the doors.

Locked, every night. Inside and out.
Keys are left on a hook in the office.

WOODY: Got it. What else?

CHATTER TELEPHONE: Lotso has
trucks patrolling all night long.

Hallway, lobby, playground.

WOODY: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about the wall?

CHATTER TELEPHONE:
Eight-feet high.

Cinder block. No way through it.

You go over or under.

That's it? Doesn't seem so bad.

It's not.
Your real problem's the monkey.

The monkey's the eye in the sky.

He sees everything.

Classrooms.

(SCREECHING)

CHATTER TELEPHONE: Hallways.

(MONKEY SCREECHING)

CHATTER TELEPHONE:
Even the playground.

(SCREECHING)

You can unlock doors,
sneak past guards, climb the wall,

but if you don't take out that monkey,
you ain't going nowhere.

You wanna get out of here?
Get rid of that monkey!

(BELL RINGING)

Recess! Come on, kids!

(GROANS)

WOODY: Psst! Psst!

Hey, guys.

- Woody?
- Woody!

Woody!

MR. POTATO HEAD:
Hey, hey, hey, buddy!

MRS. POTATO HEAD:
Thank goodness!

- SLINKY: You're alive!
- 'Course I'm alive!

(ALL LAUGHING)

Hey, my hat! Wait, where's Buzz?

Lotso did something to him!

He thinks he's a real
Space Ranger again.

- Oh, no.
- HAMM: Oh, yes.

Return of the astro-nut.

Oh, Woody, we were wrong
to leave Andy. I was wrong.

Jessie's right, Woody. She was wrong.

No, no, it's my fault
for leaving you guys.

From now on, we stick together.

But Andy's leavin' for college.

College? Hog-tie the mailman!

We gotta get you home
before Andy leaves tomorrow!

Tomorrow? But that means...

It means
we're busting out of here, tonight.

- What? Impossible!
- But there's no way out of here!

No, there is one way out.

One way.

Okay, here's what we're gonna do.

(INAUDIBLE)

KEN: Springy dog.
SLINKY: Present.

- KEN: Green guys.
- (ALIENS SQUEAKING)

KEN: Cowgirl.
JESSIE: Here.

KEN: Horse.

(BULLSEYE NEIGHING)

- Piggy bank.
- Yo.

KEN: Tyrannosaurus.
REX: Here.

KEN: Barbie.
BARBIE: Here.

Potato Head.

Potato Head?

Hey! Hey!
Tuberous root-man! Wake up!

(GASPS) Impossible!

Hey!

(GASPS)

KEN ON MONITOR: Little late
for a stroll, eh, Potato Head?

That's Mr. Potato Head to you,
smoothie.

KEN: Well, well, well.
You're turning out to be

quite the troublemaker, aren't you?

KEN: What did you think you were
gonna do? Waltz right out of here?

MR. POTATO HEAD: Yeah,
and I would've got away with it, too,

if it weren't for you meddling toys!

You ascot-wearing pink-noser!

You're not a toy! You're an accessory!

You're a purse with legs.

Ow! Take him back to the box.

No! No, not the box! I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it! I like ascots.

Really. No, no, no!

Okay, check.

Good work, Lightyear. All right,
resume your, uh, space-guy-thingy.

Yes, sir, well-groomed man!

BARBIE: Ken! Ken?

(CRYING)

KEN: What do you want?

I can't take it here, Ken. I wanna go
to the Butterfly Room. With you!

Yeah, well, you should've
thought of that yesterday.

I was wrong.

I wanna be with you, Ken, I do.
In your Dream House.

(SOBBING) Please take me away
from this! Take me away!

Darn it, Barbie!

Okay, but things
are complicated around here.

- You gotta do what I say.
- I will, Ken! I promise!

Wait. I'll do anything!
I'll change your diapers!

- (SCREECHING)
- (YELLING)

(HISSING)

Go get the tape!

KEN: And this is where
the magic happens.

(GASPS)

Look at all your clothes!

I can't believe
you never brought me up here!

- Tennis whites? Mission to Mars!
- KEN: I know, I know, I know.

Check this out! Kung fu fighting.

Campus hero
with matching sports pennant, huh?

(GASPS) Flower power! Oh, Ken!

(SIGHING)

No one appreciates clothes
here, Barbie. No one.

Ken, would you
model a few outfits for me?

Just a few?

(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)

(GIGGLING)

Rawr!

(MUFFLED SCREECHING)

Go get the key.

Where is it, where is it?

Where's the key?
Where's the key? Bingo!

Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

HAMM: Hey!
What do you think you're doing?

I told you,
keep your hands off of my stuff!

Make a move, porky!

Hey, hey, hey! No fighting! Break it up!

- Hey! Hey!
- HAMM: Take that, walnut-brain.

No wonder you're extinct.

Hey, you can't hit each other.
That's my job!

JESSIE: Yoo-hoo!

Help! Prison riot!