Um.
Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned.
Uhh...
it's been...
I don't even know,
that's how long it's been.
I don't know if
I'm doing this right, am I...
Am I doing this right?
Um.
Hello?
Yes, my child?
Um, I should
probably start with, uh...
Is that you, Job?
Yes, Father Bentley.
Oh, well this is
a pleasant surprise.
You know, I haven't
seen you since that...
that weird play that I...
Uh, yeah, yeah, I was actually
gonna bring that up here.
Oh, okay.
So, um,
what sins have you
come to confess today?
Pride.
Lust.
Idolatry.
- Being an asshole.
- Eh, language!
Oh, I'm sorry, I...
Ha, I'm just joshing ya.
I really don't give a damn.
All right, so, uh,
let's have at it.
I'm all ears.
Well, we should probably go back
to the first day of school.
I mean, that's going back a bit,
so I might get some
of the details wrong, but...
The first day of school
was fantastic.
- And why is that?
- It was senior year.
I was done with all the tests
and college applications,
and crap like that,
so it would just be a year
of coasting along
and doing whatever I wanted.
I see.
Ah, Maria.
She's a wonderful mom.
That's my mom.
It looks great, Mom.
That's what moms do.
It seems pretty silly now
to actually
be excited to go to school,
but that's how I felt.
- Morning, Father Bentley!
- Morning, Job.
Hey, that's me.
It's Job.
Hey, mailman, keep on, uh,
delivering that mail, man.
That's my job.
- Yo, hold up, is that Job?
- It is!
- Job!
- Job!
Job! Job! Job! Job...
Oh, my God, it's Job!
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, my God, Job.
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
Yo!
Benjamin, Benjamin,
the man with the plan...
jamin.
- How are you?
- Hi, Job.
- You ready for the day?
- Uh, yeah, let's do it.
This is your agenda for the day.
First class is AP English,
followed by European History.
Sounds good, sounds good.
Lunch is at 12:30
in the cafeteria.
- What do you wanna eat?
- Uhh, I think I'll just
have a little bit
of everything, yeah.
The day could not
have been going better.
I mean, what more
could I ask for?
Wait, did I mention
it was my birthday?
It's pretty crazy, right?
A little too crazy.
I assume you're...
embellishing things a bit?
Okay, I mean, well,
you get the point.
Well, I guess so.
So, was there anything else
important that happened?
Yeah, there was.
Okay, so who's this one...
is this one from you?
Oh, I know,
you always have the most...
Job Dugan.
Please report to
Principal Vanderbilt's office.
Job Dugan.
I can't make a decision
until I know more about it.
I'll advise the administration
to follow up on it.
Mhm.
Okay, bye-bye.
First day of school
and there's already drama.
Yes, well, speaking of drama,
your friend Sasha submitted this
for the fall theater production.
Catchy title.
What's the problem,
too many F-bombs,
little nip slip?
Became apparent that
all the characters in her story
were based on
various faculty members
and students at the school.
If you look at the cast list,
there's a Coach Titus,
a failed football player who
only succeeded as a tight end
- when it came to his rear end.
- I wonder
if I'm in here somewhere.
Knowing your history
with Ms. Berringer,
I wanted to know if you had
any part in writing this.
What? Uh, no, no,
this is all new to me.
- Is it?
- It is, I mean,
I wish I'd come up with
some of this stuff,
but I didn't.
Well, suffice it to say that
the school will not
be producing this.
I've already spoken to Sasha
and let her off with a warning.
Sweet, coolio.
Can I keep this?
Just don't let
Coach Midas see it.
Okay, awesome.
So,
who's happy to see me?
It was total bullshit.
Okay, yeah, I wrote about
everyone at school
and I shat all over them,
like, a lot.
But, that's not the point, it...
it's supposed to be
tongue-in-cheek.
I mean, it criticizes
that way of thinking,
that kind of negativity,
ya know?
- Who are you texting, huh?
- Oh, I was just texting Benjamin
about how you said Mr. Decklin
dreams of being in Dickland.
What, I thought
it was funny, what?
Look, I even wrote "LOL"
in all caps.
And I know Todd
is going to get it now.
Yeah, yeah.
Screw Todd, Todd sucks.
How did you work on this
all summer without telling me?
I mean, I could've ragged on
so many of these people.
Okay.
Why are you still
looking at that?
Haven't found my character yet.
Oh, that reminds me,
you egomaniac.
Whoa, I was just...
Here, take.
- Really?
- Happy birthday.
What? It's practical.
- You don't wanna come over?
- No, I will.
I'm just a little frazzled
right now.
Okay, just 'cause Vanderbutt
put the kibosh on your play
- doesn't mean it's bad.
- I guess.
I mean it, plus we can start
working on something
for the spring.
Yeah, maybe.
Jeez, yeah, you are frazzled.
Okay, yeah, go home
and unfrazzle yourself.
Okay, I'll call you.
Mom?
Hey, Chuck.
That's marvelous, Jim,
the same old form
but 10 years ago, eh?
Hey, Jerry, I want you
to meet Jim Thorpe.
- My nephew, Jerry Miner, Jim.
- Hello, Jerry.
Hello.
Good timing.
This is the best part.
Already?
Did you clean your room yet?
Nope.
Look, I know it's your birth...
What are you doing?
- I don't believe you.
- What, I was hungry, whoa!
Yeah, well now you're not
gonna eat your dinner.
I will, I will do that!
I will be hungry again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- If I doubt that you could...
- How about you hush?
No, I remember all this.
Yeah, I remember
how we almost died.
Hey, this was your idea,
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