布偶大电影之最高通缉 Muppets Most Wanted(2014)【完整台词】
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(CHEERY WHISTLING)
MAN: And cut!
(EXCITED CHATTER)
Wow. That was so amazing!
Walter, you did
a wonderful job.
Thank you, Kermit.
Did we get that?
MISS PIGGY: We got it.
We got it, yup.
Movie's over, people.
Go home. That is a wrap.
Okay, nice work, everyone.
Make sure to fill out
your I-9s,
and we'll see you
on the next one.
(SIGHS)
So, uh...
What do we do now?
Well, we're together again.
We got the theater
and all our fans are back.
Yeah!
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
Actually, those were extras.
I saw a few
tapping their toes.
Yeah, those were paid dancers.
Oh.
MISS PIGGY: Or...
Maybe since we're all here,
now could be the perfect time
for you and me
to tie the knot, Kermie!
(STAMMERING)
Well, I mean,
maybe I could.
Hey, what's the camera
still doing here?
Oh, no. Disaster!
That can only mean one thing.
Doggone it, you're right!
Mmm-hmm.
It looks like
they've ordered a sequel.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
♪ We're doing a sequel
♪ We're back
by popular demand
♪ Come on, everybody
strike up the band!
♪ We're doing a sequel
♪ That's what we do
in Hollywood
♪ And everybody knows
♪ That the sequel's
never quite as good
♪ A sequel
Another feature attraction
♪ Places, please
Light the lights
Roll camera, "Action!"
♪ I thought it was the end
♪ But no, my friends,
this is when
♪ We get to do it all again!
♪ Do it all again
♪ Until the credits roll
♪ We got another go
to show them
♪ We can do it all again!
(CLUCKING)
♪ We're doing a sequel
There's no need to disguise
♪ The studio considers us
A viable franchise
♪ We're doing a sequel
The studio wants more
♪ While they wait
for Tom Hanks
♪ To make Toy Story 4!
♪ I thought it was the end
♪ But no, my friends,
this is when
♪ We get to do it all again!
♪ Do it all again!
♪ Until the credits roll
♪ We've got another go
to show them
♪ We can do it all again!
(SQUAWKING)
♪ We're doing a sequel
♪ Let's give it a go
♪ With Hollywood stars
♪ And more one-liner cameos
♪ We're doing a sequel
♪ I don't mean
to be a stickler
♪ But this is
the seventh sequel
♪ To our original
motion picture
MUPPETS:
♪ We're doing a sequel
(SCREAMING)
♪ Let's give it a shot
♪ All we need now
is a half-decent plot
Got it. An epic love story
between a very handsome,
long-nosed purple thing
and a beautiful chicken.
(CLUCKS)
Gonzo with the Wind.
Does anybody
have any other ideas?
Oh! Oh! It's about
getting the Muppets
back together again
to stop an evil oil baron
from demolishing
the old studio!
Fozzie, did you
even watch our last film?
It's about a frog
who marries a beautiful,
perfect pig.
And they have to
kiss each other a lot!
Uh...
(SPEAKING MOCK SWEDISH)
How about a film about
the existential conundrum
of religious faith?
I don't think Americans
watch subtitled films. (SIGHS)
Kermit, how about the Muppets
go on a world tour?
That's perfect!
MUPPETS:
♪ I thought it was the end
♪ But no, my friends,
this is when
♪ We get to do it all again!
♪ Until the credits roll
♪ We've got another go
to show them
♪ We can do it all again!
♪ We're doing a sequel
♪ It's more of the same
Let's give it a name
♪ How about
The Muppets Again?
♪ It's The Muppets again
With The Muppets Again
♪ It's the
♪ Muppets
♪ Again! ♪
Okay?
ZUCCHINI BROTHER: I'm okay!
Okay! Ha-ha!
Booma-booma!
BOTH: Booma-booma! Hep!
Hey! Pepperoni!
(WHOOPING)
(WIND HOWLING)
(ACCELERATING BEEPS)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTING)
(BLARING)
(LAUGHS) Come on!
(ALL YELLING)
(WITH RUSSIAN ACCENT)
Let's dance.
(GUARDS GROANING)
(YELLS)
(ALARM BUZZING)
(PRISONERS SHOUTING)
It's time to light the lights.
(EXPLODING)
Muppet news flash.
Constantine, the world's
most dangerous frog,
has escaped from
a maximum security gulag
in Siberia, Russia.
This move
has leapfrogged Constantine
to the number one
most wanted criminal
in the world,
one place ahead
of the mysterious Lemur.
Wow.
Thanks for seeing me
at my regular booth, Muppets.
(MUPPETS MURMURING)
Big fan. Huge.
Dominic.
International tour manager.
"Dominic Badguy"?
It's pronounced "Bad-gee."
(CLEARS THROAT) It's French.
MUPPETS: Ah!
It means "good man."
Oh, yes.
Oh!
Listen up.
You're hot.
You're having a moment.
But what is inevitable
about a moment? It ends.
I don't want
this moment to end!
That's why we got to
get out there now
and capitalize on this moment
with a capital "C," yeah?
I want you to conquer
the world. Do an
international tour.
Show a global audience
what you can do.
(EXCITED CHATTER)
Yeah, that sounds great
but I'm just not sure...
Wait a second, guys, listen.
I'd love to do that, too.
But we've barely
gotten back together.
We don't want to mess that up.
Okay, I am inundated with
offers of management
at the moment.
One Direction, U2,
Cirque du Soleil.
Just some of the acts
I can list.
(EXCLAIMING IN AWE)
Wow, that's a good list!
And now,
I wanna tour manage you guys.
I know you're the boss,
Kermit.
I wouldn't interfere
with that.
We would share
our managerial roles
because you've got a special
bond with these little guys.
Sure.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Uh... Oh! (SCOFFS)
President Clinton?
(MUPPETS GASPING)
What?
I'm on my way, Number Two.
Great,
they're taking the bait.
Well, he seems
like a nice guy.
ROWLF: Yeah.
Humble and honest.
I just... I think we have
to get settled first,
you know?
Hone the show,
get some new material,
and then maybe go
on a world tour.
DOMINIC: See you in Berlin.
CONSTANTINE:
Yes. Auf Wiedersehen...
Number Two.
(CHUCKLES EVILLY)
So...
What's it gonna be, Muppets?
Ready to be world famous?
No pressure,
but I am a very busy man.
MAN: And cut!
(EXCITED CHATTER)
Wow. That was so amazing!
Walter, you did
a wonderful job.
Thank you, Kermit.
Did we get that?
MISS PIGGY: We got it.
We got it, yup.
Movie's over, people.
Go home. That is a wrap.
Okay, nice work, everyone.
Make sure to fill out
your I-9s,
and we'll see you
on the next one.
(SIGHS)
So, uh...
What do we do now?
Well, we're together again.
We got the theater
and all our fans are back.
Yeah!
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
Actually, those were extras.
I saw a few
tapping their toes.
Yeah, those were paid dancers.
Oh.
MISS PIGGY: Or...
Maybe since we're all here,
now could be the perfect time
for you and me
to tie the knot, Kermie!
(STAMMERING)
Well, I mean,
maybe I could.
Hey, what's the camera
still doing here?
Oh, no. Disaster!
That can only mean one thing.
Doggone it, you're right!
Mmm-hmm.
It looks like
they've ordered a sequel.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
♪ We're doing a sequel
♪ We're back
by popular demand
♪ Come on, everybody
strike up the band!
♪ We're doing a sequel
♪ That's what we do
in Hollywood
♪ And everybody knows
♪ That the sequel's
never quite as good
♪ A sequel
Another feature attraction
♪ Places, please
Light the lights
Roll camera, "Action!"
♪ I thought it was the end
♪ But no, my friends,
this is when
♪ We get to do it all again!
♪ Do it all again
♪ Until the credits roll
♪ We got another go
to show them
♪ We can do it all again!
(CLUCKING)
♪ We're doing a sequel
There's no need to disguise
♪ The studio considers us
A viable franchise
♪ We're doing a sequel
The studio wants more
♪ While they wait
for Tom Hanks
♪ To make Toy Story 4!
♪ I thought it was the end
♪ But no, my friends,
this is when
♪ We get to do it all again!
♪ Do it all again!
♪ Until the credits roll
♪ We've got another go
to show them
♪ We can do it all again!
(SQUAWKING)
♪ We're doing a sequel
♪ Let's give it a go
♪ With Hollywood stars
♪ And more one-liner cameos
♪ We're doing a sequel
♪ I don't mean
to be a stickler
♪ But this is
the seventh sequel
♪ To our original
motion picture
MUPPETS:
♪ We're doing a sequel
(SCREAMING)
♪ Let's give it a shot
♪ All we need now
is a half-decent plot
Got it. An epic love story
between a very handsome,
long-nosed purple thing
and a beautiful chicken.
(CLUCKS)
Gonzo with the Wind.
Does anybody
have any other ideas?
Oh! Oh! It's about
getting the Muppets
back together again
to stop an evil oil baron
from demolishing
the old studio!
Fozzie, did you
even watch our last film?
It's about a frog
who marries a beautiful,
perfect pig.
And they have to
kiss each other a lot!
Uh...
(SPEAKING MOCK SWEDISH)
How about a film about
the existential conundrum
of religious faith?
I don't think Americans
watch subtitled films. (SIGHS)
Kermit, how about the Muppets
go on a world tour?
That's perfect!
MUPPETS:
♪ I thought it was the end
♪ But no, my friends,
this is when
♪ We get to do it all again!
♪ Until the credits roll
♪ We've got another go
to show them
♪ We can do it all again!
♪ We're doing a sequel
♪ It's more of the same
Let's give it a name
♪ How about
The Muppets Again?
♪ It's The Muppets again
With The Muppets Again
♪ It's the
♪ Muppets
♪ Again! ♪
Okay?
ZUCCHINI BROTHER: I'm okay!
Okay! Ha-ha!
Booma-booma!
BOTH: Booma-booma! Hep!
Hey! Pepperoni!
(WHOOPING)
(WIND HOWLING)
(ACCELERATING BEEPS)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTING)
(BLARING)
(LAUGHS) Come on!
(ALL YELLING)
(WITH RUSSIAN ACCENT)
Let's dance.
(GUARDS GROANING)
(YELLS)
(ALARM BUZZING)
(PRISONERS SHOUTING)
It's time to light the lights.
(EXPLODING)
Muppet news flash.
Constantine, the world's
most dangerous frog,
has escaped from
a maximum security gulag
in Siberia, Russia.
This move
has leapfrogged Constantine
to the number one
most wanted criminal
in the world,
one place ahead
of the mysterious Lemur.
Wow.
Thanks for seeing me
at my regular booth, Muppets.
(MUPPETS MURMURING)
Big fan. Huge.
Dominic.
International tour manager.
"Dominic Badguy"?
It's pronounced "Bad-gee."
(CLEARS THROAT) It's French.
MUPPETS: Ah!
It means "good man."
Oh, yes.
Oh!
Listen up.
You're hot.
You're having a moment.
But what is inevitable
about a moment? It ends.
I don't want
this moment to end!
That's why we got to
get out there now
and capitalize on this moment
with a capital "C," yeah?
I want you to conquer
the world. Do an
international tour.
Show a global audience
what you can do.
(EXCITED CHATTER)
Yeah, that sounds great
but I'm just not sure...
Wait a second, guys, listen.
I'd love to do that, too.
But we've barely
gotten back together.
We don't want to mess that up.
Okay, I am inundated with
offers of management
at the moment.
One Direction, U2,
Cirque du Soleil.
Just some of the acts
I can list.
(EXCLAIMING IN AWE)
Wow, that's a good list!
And now,
I wanna tour manage you guys.
I know you're the boss,
Kermit.
I wouldn't interfere
with that.
We would share
our managerial roles
because you've got a special
bond with these little guys.
Sure.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Uh... Oh! (SCOFFS)
President Clinton?
(MUPPETS GASPING)
What?
I'm on my way, Number Two.
Great,
they're taking the bait.
Well, he seems
like a nice guy.
ROWLF: Yeah.
Humble and honest.
I just... I think we have
to get settled first,
you know?
Hone the show,
get some new material,
and then maybe go
on a world tour.
DOMINIC: See you in Berlin.
CONSTANTINE:
Yes. Auf Wiedersehen...
Number Two.
(CHUCKLES EVILLY)
So...
What's it gonna be, Muppets?
Ready to be world famous?
No pressure,
but I am a very busy man.
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