怪兽电力公司 Monsters, Inc. (2001)【完整台词】

Look! Boo's door.

- There he is. Hurry up!
- Give me your hand.

- Come on, it slides.
- Right. Right.

Jump. I'm right behind you.

Come on.

Hurry up. Keep moving!

Get inside.

That was weird.

Mike?

- Sorry, buddy.
- OK.

I hope that hurt, lizard boy.

Great job, buddy. We lost him.

Boo!

No!

Nice working with you.

- Get it open!
- I'm trying!

- Open the door!
- Come on, get in here.

Boo!

There they are!

Sulley, what are you doing?
Sulley!

- Looks like we caught the express.
- Do you see them?

Straight ahead.

- Kitty.
- Boo.

Look at everybody's
favorite scarer now.

You stupid, pathetic waste.

You've been number one for too long,
Sullivan. Now your time is up.

And don't worry.
I'll take good care of the kid.

No!

She's not scared of you anymore.

Looks like you're out of a job.

OK, over the plate.
Let's see the old stuff.

Chuck him, baby.

Here's the pitch and he is out of here.

- Mama, another gator got in the house.
- Another gator?

Give me that shovel. There!

Get him, Mama. Get that gator.

- Care to do the honors, Mikey?
- With pleasure.

That's right, Boo. You did it.

You beat him.

Come on.

OK, Boo, it's time to go home.

Take care of yourself
and be a good girl, OK?

- Oh, no.
- The power's out. Make her laugh.

I got a move here
that'll bring down the house.

- Sorry. She didn't see that.
- What?

What, did you forget to check
if her hood was up, you big dope?

Uncle Mike, try not to yell
in front of her.

- You know we need her to laugh.
- Right.

Hey, Boo. Just kidding. Look.

Funny, right? See, with the...

These are the jokes, kid.
What's happening?

Hold on.

When the door lands in the station,
cut the power.

You'll have the child and the criminals
responsible for this whole mess.

Great. A welcoming committee.
What are we gonna do?

This is the CDA. Come out slowly
with the child in plain sight.

OK, OK, you got us.

Here we are. Here's the kid.

I'll cooperate, but before you
take us away, I have one thing to say.

- Catch.
-2319.

We have a toxic projectile.

- After the suspect.
- Stop him!

- Come on.
- Don't let them get away.

Wait. Come back.
He has the child.

Sullivan. Sullivan!

Give me the child. Give her to me!

Open this door.
Open this door!

Stop it.

Don't do it.

- Come on.
- Don't go in that room.

I think we stopped him, Boo.
You're safe now.

You be a good girl, OK?

- This has gone far enough, James.
- She's home. Leave her alone.

I can't do that. She's seen too much.

- You both have.
-It doesn't have to be this way.

I have no choice. Times have changed.

- Scaring isn't enough anymore.
- But kidnapping?

I'll kidnap 1,000 children
before I let the company die.

And I'll silence anyone
who gets in my way!

No!

- Night, Mom.
- Night, sweetheart.

- Night, Mom.
- What is this?

Simulation terminated.
Simulation terminated.

Well, I don't know
about the rest of you guys,

but I spotted several big mistakes.

But how did...

You know what? Let's watch
my favorite part again. Shall we?

I'll kidnap 1,000 children
before I let this company die.

I'll kidnap 1,000 children
before I let this company die.

I'll kidnap 1,000 children
before I let this company die.

- Come with us.
- What are you doing?

Take your hands off.
You can't arrest me.

I hope you're happy, Sullivan.
You destroyed this company.

Monsters, Incorporated is dead!
Where will everyone get their scream?

The energy crisis will only get worse
because of you!

Stay where you are.
Number one wants to talk to you.

Attention.

Hello, boys.

- Roz?
- Roz?

Two and a half years of
undercover work were almost wasted

when you intercepted that child,
Mr. Sullivan.

Of course, without your help,

I never would have known that
this went all the way up to Waternoose.

Now, about the girl.

I just want to send her home.

Very good.

- Bring me a door shredder.
- What? You mean...

You mean I can't see her again?

That's the way it has to be.

I'll give you five minutes.

- Well, so long, kid.
- Mike Wazowski.

Yeah.

Boo.

It's been fun.

Go ahead. Go grow up.

But, Boo...

Boo.

Look at that. You know...

That's cute. Yeah.

Boo...

Well, that's very nice.

Come here, you!

Oh, he's a happy bear

Nothing's coming out of your closet
to scare you anymore, right?

Yeah.

Goodbye, Boo.

Kitty.

Kitty has to go.

Boo.

Kitty?

None of this ever happened,
gentlemen.

And I don't want to see
any paperwork on this.

Take him away.

I bet we get the rest of the day off.

You idiot.
They're gonna shut down the factory.

When that wall went up, you should
have seen Waternoose's face.

I hope we get a copy of that tape.

Are you all right?

Come on, pal.
Cheer up. We did it!

We got Boo home.

Sure, we put the factory
in the toilet and

hundreds of people
will be out of work.

Not to mention the mob that will
come after us when there's no power,

but at least we had some laughs, right?

Laughs.

Is this thing on?
Hello? Hello? Testing.

Good evening. Nice to see you.

It's great to be here in your room.

Where are you from?

You're in kindergarten, right?
I love kindergarten.

Best three years of my life.

Of my life.
But I love sports.

Dodgeball was the best.
I was the fastest one out there.

Of course, I was the ball.

I was the ball, see...

All right.

Thanks a lot.
I'll be here all week.

Remember to tip your waitresses.

Great job, Mikey. You filled your quota
on the first kid of the day.

Not bad. Only somebody
with perfect comedic timing

could produce this much energy
in one shot.

And the fact that laughter
is ten times more powerful than scream

had nothing to do with it?

Googly bear, come here, you.

- Schmoopsie-pooh!
- Googly.

Girls, stop, stop, stop.

Michael, you're such a charmer.

- Did you bring the magazine?
- A whole box.

Let me see it!

Sulley and I made the cover, right?

I don't believe it!

Googly bear.

I'm on the cover of a magazine!

This is great.

- Hey, Sulley.
- Hey, Mike.

- I was...
- There's something I want to show you.

Close your eyes. Follow me.

Come on. No peeking.

Keep coming, keep coming.

- Come on.
- Mike!