怪兽电力公司 Monsters, Inc. (2001)【完整台词】

- Where is she?
- She got away from you again?

Well, that is just...
Wait a minute. The sun is coming up.

This is perfect.

She's gone!

Where are you going?
Sulley, don't blow this.

We're so close to breaking the record.

Somebody will find the kid.
It'll be their problem.

She's out of our hair!

- What are you two doing?
- They're rehearsing a play.

She's out of our hair

Can it! So, what do you think
of that kid getting out, Sullivan?

- Pretty crazy?
- Oh, yeah, crazy.

Word is the kid's been traced
to this factory.

- You haven't seen anything?
- Well...

No. No way.

But if it was an inside job,
I'd put my money on Waxford.

- Waxford?
- The one at station six.

- He's got them shifty eyes.
- Hey, Waxford.

- Sulley!
- Michael Wazowski!

Last night was one of the worst nights
of my entire life, bar none!

- I thought you cared about me.
- Honey, please.

- I thought you liked sushi.
- Sushi! Sushi!

You think this is about sushi?

Wazowski.

Michael!

Men.

Breathe. Keep breathing.

- Where's the kid?
- Kid?

- What kid?
-It's here in the factory, isn't it?

It never would have gotten out
if you hadn't been cheating last night.

Cheating? Cheating. Right.

OK. I think I know
how to make this all go away.

What happens when the whistle blows
in five minutes?

- I get a timeout?
- Everyone goes to lunch.

Which means the scare floor will be...

- Painted?
- Empty.

It'll be empty, you idiot.

You see that clock?

When the big hand is pointing up
and the little hand is pointing up,

the kid's door will be in my station.

But when the big hand points down,

the door will be gone.

You have until then to put the kid back.

Get the picture?

Boo!

- No.
- Hey, you. Halt.

He's the one.

- The one from the commercial.
- That's him.

- Can we get an autograph?
- Oh, sure. No problem.

Make that out to Stephanie,
my daughter.

Yes. Let's see.

"From your scary friend.
Best wishes. .

So, then I said, "if you talk to me
like that again, we're through".

- What'd she say?
- You know my mom.

- She sent me to my room.
- See you guys later. Take it easy.

Bottoms up.

Boo!

Hi.

Well, hello, there.
What's your name?

Mike Wazowski.

Sulley!

Oh, Sulley.

OK, Sulley, come on.

Hey! You guys seen Sulley anywhere?

'N009, sorry_
- Sulley!

Boy, Wazowski
looks like he's in trouble.

2319! We have a 2319!

Oh, dear.

Sulley!

Sulley!

Sulley. Great news, pal.

I got us a way out of this mess,
but we gotta hurry.

Where is it?

Sull, that's a cube of garbage.

I can still hear her little voice.

- Mike Wazowski.
- I can hear it too.

- Mike Wazowski!
- How many kids you got in there?

Mike Wazowski!

"Kitty!
'B00!

Boo, you're all right.
I was so worried. I was...

Don't you ever
run away from me again, young lady.

But I'm so glad you're safe.

My, what an affectionate father.

Actually, she's my cousin's sister's...

- That's enough. Let's go.
- Mike Wazowski.

Yeah. Step aside, kid.
We're in a...

- Will you stop making Boo laugh?
- I didn't. Come on.

I still don't understand.
You got Boo's door?

I'll explain later. Run.

Let's move, let's move. Come on.
Please be there. Please be there.

- There it is, just like Randall said.
- Randall?

Wait a minute. Boo, hey.

One, two, three, four,
get the kid through the door.

- The nightmare is over.
-It's OK, Boo. What's the matter?

- It's time to move.
- Mike, what are you thinking?

- Randall's after Boo.
- Who cares? Let's go.

- This is a limited-time offer.
- No. I don't like this.

Sulley, you wanted her door
and there it is.

- Now let's move.
- No, Mike.

You want me to prove
everything's on the up and up?

- He wants a door, I get a door.
- Wait.

Paranoid delusional furball.

Mike!

Hey, Sulley, where you been all day?

Sulley? Sulley!

Mike? Mike?

Where are you?

Are you in there?

Where are you, buddy?

Mike?

Where are you?

Boo, way to go.

It's OK.

Randall, did you have to...

- Yes! I got the kid.
- Oh, huzzah!

- Great news. Not that I was concerned.
- Get over here and help me.

Come on, while we're young here,
Fungus.

The kid needs to take off a few pounds.

Wazowski! Where is it,
you little one-eyed cretin?

It's cretin. If you're gonna
threaten me, do it properly.

Second, you're nuts if you think
kidnapping me

is gonna help you cheat!

You still think this is about
that stupid scare record?

Well, I did.

Right up until you chuckled like that.
Now I think I should get out of here.

I'm about to revolutionize
the scaring industry.

When I do,
even the great James P. Sullivan

is gonna be working for me.

Well, somebody's certainly
been a busy bee.

First I need to know where the kid is
and you're gonna tell me.

- I don't know.
- Sure.

I don't. I don't.

What's that? Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Come on. No, no.
Come on. Hey, hey.

Hey, hey. This thing is moving.

I don't like big moving things
that are moving towards me.

No. Come on. Hey!

- Randall!
- Say hello to the scream extractor.

Hello.

Where you going?
We'll talk. We'll have a latte.

Come on. We can talk about this.

What is that thing?

Wait, wait, wait.
No,no,no.

No. Come on.

Help. Help! Help, help!

For... What did you do wrong this time?

- I don't know. I calibrated the...
- Go check the machine.

There must be something wrong
with the scream intake valve.

Fungus? Fungus? You like cars?

I got a really nice car. If you
let me go, I'll give you a ride

in the car.
Please, Fungus.

I'm sorry, Wazowski,
but Randall said I'm not allowed

to fraternize with victims
of his evil plot.

What happened?
Where's Wazowski?

Where is he?

- Come on.
- This is crazy. He's gonna kill us.

That could be contaminated.

We gotta get out of here now!

We could start a new life far away.
Goodbye, Monsters, Inc.

Good bye, Mr. VVate moose.

- No, Mike, wait.
- Hey, what are you doing?

- Follow me. I have an idea.
- No, no, no, no, no.

- Simulation terminated.
- No, no, no, no, no.

What was that? You're trying
to scare the kid, not lull it to sleep.

I was going for a snake/ninja approach

with a little hissing.

How many times do I have to tell you?
It's all about presence.

- About how you enter the room.
- Mr. Waternoose!

James, perfect timing.

No, no, sir. You don't understand.

- Show these monsters how it's done.
- I can't.

- Sir, you have to listen to me.
- Pay attention.

You're about to see
the best in the business.

- Reset the simulator.
- But sir!

- Good night, sweetheart.
-'Night, Mom.

- Kitty!
- No, Boo, no!

- Give us a big loud roar.
- There's no time for this!

- What are you waiting for? Roar.
- But, sir...

Roar!

Well done. Well done, James.