怪兽电力公司 Monsters, Inc. (2001)【完整台词】

He's not crying, neither should you.
We'll be in trouble

'cause they're gonna find us,
so please stop crying now.

Good. Good, Sulley. Keep it up.
You're doing great.

He's a happy bear.
He has no...

-it touched me.
- Sulley, the bear!

The bear. Give her the...

What was that?

I have no idea, but it would be
really great if it didn't do it again.

How could I do this?
How could I be so stupid?

- This could destroy the company.
- Who cares about the company?

What about us?
That thing is a killing machine.

It's waiting for us to fall asleep
and then wham!

We're easy prey, my friend.
We're sitting targets.

OK, look, I think I have a plan here.

Using mainly spoons,
we dig a tunnel under the city

and release it into the wild.

Spoons.

That's it. I'm out of ideas.
Air balloon, too expensive.

Giant slingshot, too conspicuous.
Enormous wooden horse, too Greek.

No. Can't think. Can't think.

- Flatliner. Flatlining.
- Mike?

I think she's getting tired.

Well, then why don't you
find someplace for it to sleep

while I think of a plan!

Are you sleepy? Wanna sleep?

Is that what you want?

OK. I'll make a nice little area
for you to...

No. Hey, that's my bed.
You're gonna get your germs all over it.

Fine.
My chair's more comfortable anyway.

What?

It's just a closet.
Will you go to sleep?

Hey, that looks like Randall.

Randall's your monster.

You think he's gonna
come through the closet and scare you.

Oh, boy, how do I explain this?

It's empty-

See?

No monster in here.

Well, now there is.

But I'm not gonna scare you.

I'm off duty.

OK.

How about I sit here
until you fall asleep?

Go ahead. Go to sleep.

Now. Now go.

You go to sleep.

Mike, this might sound crazy,
but I don't think that kid's dangerous.

Really? Well, in that case,
let's keep it.

I always wanted a pet
that could kill me!

What if we just
put her back in her door?

- What?
- Mike, think about it.

We send her back,
everything goes back to normal.

Is that a joke?
Tell me you're joking.

Sulley, I think that given
the circumstance

I've been extremely forgiving till now.

But that is a horrible idea.

Are we gonna march in public
with that thing?

Then I guess we waltz
right up to the factory, right?

I can't believe we are waltzing
right up to the factory.

Sulley, a mop, a couple of lights
and some chair fabric

are not gonna fool anyone.
Think about names.

Loch Ness. Bigfoot.
The Abominable Snowman.

They all got one thing in common.
Banishment!

- We could be next.
- Don't panic. We can do this.

- How you doing, Frank?
- Hey, guys.

Everything's going to be OK.

Number one wants this
dusted for prints.

- Careful with that.
- I got a good view.

A little lower.

This was recovered at the scene.

- Don't panic.
- Don't tell me not to.

- Keep it together.
-It's not OK.

- Boo.
- Could be contaminated.

Gentlemen, safety
is our number-one concern.

If there's anything that...
Not now. I'm...

Oh, hello, little one.

- Where did you come from?
- Mr. Waternoose!

James, is this one yours?

Actually, that's my cousin's sister's

-daughter, sir.
- Yeah, it's...

Bring an Obscure Relative
to Work Day.

Must have missed the memo.
Well, listen, James,

why don't you stop by the simulator
after lunch

and give us that scare demonstration?

Yeah. Oh, sir...

- Mr. Waternoose?
- Yes, yes. I'm coming.

I'll see you this afternoon, James.

That is, if these gentlemen
haven't shut us down.

- Oh, boy.
- A scare demo.

That is great.
Why am I the last to know?

We could bring your cousin's sister's
daughter. She'll be a big hit.

Halt.

Hold him down.

Come on. The coast is clear.

OK. All we have to do
is get rid of that thing.

So wait here while I get its card.

She can't stay here.
This is the men's room.

That is the weirdest thing
you've ever said.

Look. it loves it here.
It's dancing with joy.

I'll be right back with its door key.

That's a cute little dance.
It almost looks like you've got to...

Are you done in there?

SorFY, Sorry-

OK. You're finished now, right?

Hello?

Boo.

Where did she go?

Did she disappear?

Did she turn invisible?

I just have no idea.

Gotcha.

Boo.

Hey, You're good.

Be relaxed. Be relaxed. Be relaxed.

Roz, my tender oozing blossom.
You're looking fabulous today.

Is that a new haircut?
Tell me, it's a new haircut.

New makeup. You had a lift.
You had a tuck. You had something.

Something has been inserted in
your skin that makes you look like...

I need a favor. Randall was working
late last night on the scare floor.

I need the key
for the door he was using.

Well, isn't that nice?

But guess what? You didn't turn in
your paperwork last night.

He didn't... No paperwork?

This office is now closed.

Ready or not, here I come.

I'm getting warmer.

Any second now.

- Fee, fi, f0...
- What are you doing?

I'm looking for the kid.

- You lost it?
- No, no. She was just...

Here she is.

Hey. What's the matter?

- I already told your buddies...
- All right. Carry on.

Randall. Thank goodness.
What are we gonna do about the child?

It's on the front page.
The child. The one you were after.

Be quiet. Don't you think
I'm aware of the situation?

I was up all night trying to find it.

I did a calculation factoring in
the size of the sushi restaurant.

The child may have escaped!

Until we know for sure
we're gonna act like nothing happened.

Get the machine running.
I'll take care of the kid.

When I find whoever let it out,
they're dead.

Why are you still here?
Come on, go! Move! Now!

I'm not here.

They're gone.

This is bad, so very bad.

What were they talking about,
machine?

Who cares?

All we have to do
is call her door and send her home.

Right. We're just two regular Joes
on our way to work.

We will blend right in.

- Top of the morning.
- What's shakin', bacon?

Did you lose weight?
Or a limb?

- You have her card key, right?
- Of course.

I told you I'd get her card key.
I went and got it.

Now I have her card key.

OK. Here we go.

Take care of yourself. Try not to
run through any more closets.

- Mike, that's not her door.
- Of course it's her door.

No. Her door was white
and it had flowers on it.

It must have been dark last night
because this is its door.

Hey, you hear that?
Sounds like fun in there.

Send me a postcard, kid.
That's Mike Wazowski, care of

22 Mike Wazowski,
you-got-your-life-back Lane.

Very good. Now bon voyage.

Bye-bye. Look at the stick.
See the stick? Go get the stick.

- Go fetch.
- Mike, this isn't Boo's door.

- Boo? What's Boo?
- That's what I decided to call her.

There a problem?

Sulley, you're not supposed to name it.

Once you name it,
you start getting attached to it.

Now put that thing back
where it came from, or so help me...

Hey. We're rehearsing a scene for
the upcoming company play called...

Put That Thing Back
Where it Came From or So Help Me.

It's a musical.

Put that thing back
where it came from or so help me

So help me, so help me

And cut.

We're still working on it.
It's in progress, but we need ushers.

Sulley, I've had enough.
Say goodbye to... Where did it go?