怪兽电力公司 Monsters, Inc. (2001)【完整台词】

You're still behind, Randall.

- Maybe I should realign the scream...
- Get me a door.

Door, yes, door.

Well, Jerry, what's the damage so far?

We may actually
make our quota today, sir.

First time in a month.

- What happened?
- The kid almost touched me.

- She got this close to me.
- She wasn't scared of you?

- She was only six.
- I could have been dead.

- I could have died.
- Keep it together, man.

Hey, we got a dead door over here.

- I'm coming.
- Look out.

Excuse us.

We've lost 58 doors this week, sir.

Kids these days.

They just don't get scared
like they used to.

Let her rip.

- Sir?
- What?

Look.

Attention.
We have a new scare leader.

Randall Boggs.

Look at those numbers.

Slumber party.

Never mind.

Hey, watch it.

Well, James,
that was an impressive display.

Just doing my job, Mr. Waternoose.

'Course I did learn from the best.

If I don't see a new door
in my station in five seconds,

I will personally
put you through the shredder.

Hey, Wazowski, nice job.
Those numbers are pretty sweet.

Are they?
You know, I hadn't even noticed.

- And how's Georgie doing?
- He's doing great.

I love working with that big guy.

Keep the doors coming.
I'm on a roll today.

George and I are like brothers. 2319!

We have a 2319!

Red alert.

Red alert, red alert.

- Red alert.
- George Sanderson.

Please remain motionless.
Prepare for decontamination.

Duck and cover, people!

Not the CDA.

- Go, go, go.
- Coming through. Stand aside.

Clear the contaminated area.

- A 2319 in progress.
- Coming through. Watch yourself.

Stand back. Careful.

All clear. Situation is
niner-niner-zero. Ready for decon.

- Thanks, guys, that was a close one.
- OK.

Take a break. We gotta shut down
and reset the system.

An entire scare floor out of commission.

What else can go wrong?

- What a day.
- We're just going through a rough time.

Everyone knows
you'll get us through it.

Tell that to the board of directors.

James, this company's been
in my family for three generations.

I would do anything
to keep it from going under.

So would I, sir.

- I could use your help with something.
- Anything, sir.

We've hired some new scare recruits,
and frankly, they're...

-inexperienced?
- They stink.

I thought maybe
you might come by tomorrow

and give them a demonstration.

Show them what it takes
to be our top scarer.

I'll start out with the old
Waternoose jump and growl.

Now that's my boy.

Let's go, everybody.
All doors must be returned.

No exceptions.

I've never seen anything like you today.
You were on a roll.

Another day like this
and that scare record's in the bag.

That's right, baby.

As if dinner wasn't enough,
I'm taking her to a monster truck rally.

- Nice.
- What's on your agenda?

- Work out some more.
- Again?

There's more to life than scaring.

- Can I borrow your odorant?
- I got smelly garbage or old dumpster.

You got low tide?
How about wet dog?

Yep. Stink it up.

I am so romantic sometimes
I think I should marry myself.

- Give me a break.
- What a night of romance ahead of me.

Tonight is about me and Celia.

The love boat is about to set sail.

I gotta tell you, that face of hers,
it just makes my heart go...

Hello, Wazowski.
Fun-filled evening planned for tonight?

Well, as a matter of fact...

I'm sure you filed
your paperwork correctly,

for once.

Your stunned silence
is very reassuring.

My scare reports.
I left them on my desk.

If I'm not at the restaurant in five
minutes they'll give our table away.

- Schmoopsie-pooh.
- Googly bear.

- Want to get going?
- Do I ever. It's just...

- What?
-It...

- A small...
- I don't understand.

I forgot about some paperwork
I was supposed to file.

Mike was reminding me.

- Thanks, buddy.
- I was?

I mean, I was. Yeah.

- OK. Let's go.
- We're going.

The pink copies to accounting.

The fuchsia ones go to purchasing
and the goldenrod ones go to Roz.

Leave the puce.

Pink copies to accounting,
fuchsia ones to Roz.

The fuchsia ones go to purchasing.

The goldenrod ones go to Roz.

Man, I have no idea what puce is.

Oh, that's puce.

Hello?

Anyone? There's a door here.

Hello? Hey.

Anybody scaring in here?

Hello. Yo.

Kitty.

No, no, stay back.

Hold it, hold it.

Michael, I've had a lot of birthdays...
Well, not a lot of birthdays.

But this is the best birthday ever.

What are you looking at?

I was just thinking about
the first time I laid eye on you,

-how pretty you looked.
- Stop it.

- Your hair was shorter.
- I'm thinking about getting it cut.

No, no, I like it this length.

I like everything about you.

Just the other day someone asked
who was the most beautiful monster.

- You know what I said?
- What did you say?

Isaid...

- SUlley?
- SUlley?

No, no, that's not what
I was gonna say.

You're not making sense.

- He's handsome. He's rugged.
- What a coincidence, running into you.

- I'm just gonna order something.
- Michael.

- What's good?
- You're ruining everything.

I went to get your paperwork
and there was a door.

What?

- A door?
- Randall was in it.

Randall? That cheater.
He's trying to boost his numbers.

- There's something else.
- What?

Ooklay in the agbay.

- What?
- Look in the bag.

What bag?

They don't have anything
I like here. Take care, Celia.

- What's going on?
- Celia, please try to understand.

- I have to do something!
- Michael?

On three. One, two...

- A kid!
- Boo!

A kid!

There's a kid here.
A human kid!

Googly bear!

Come on.

Let's get out of here.

Please remain calm.
This is not a drill.

7835 in progress, please advise.

- Michael? Michael!
- Celia!

- Come with me.
- Stop pushing.

Get your hands off
my schmoopsie-pooh.

Ready for decontamination.

I don't think that date
could have gone any worse.

If witnesses are to be believed,
there has been a child security breach

for the first time in monster history.

We neither confirm nor deny
the presence of a human child here.

Well, a kid flew right over me and
blasted a car with its laser vision.

I tried to run, but it picked me up
with its mind powers

and shook me like a doll.

It's true.
I saw the whole thing.

It is my professional opinion
that now is the time to panic.

It's coming. It's coming!

Boo!

No,no,no,no!

Come here, kid.

Don't touch those, you little...

Those were alphabetized.
It's OK.

As long as it doesn't come near us
we're gonna be OK.

You like this? Fetch.

Hey, hey. That's it.
No one touches Little Mikey.

Mike, give her the bear.

Oh, no!

Make it stop, Sulley.
Make it stop!

Here, look. See bear?
Nice bear.

Sulley!

Bear, he's a happy bear.