冰川时代3 Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)【完整台词】
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It's happening!
Wait up, guys!
The baby's coming! The baby's coming!
- Watch it!
- I'm having a baby!
- Code Blue! Code Blue!
- Or pink if it's a girl!
Having a baby! Having a baby!
I'm coming, Ellie!
We got it!
Ellie! Ellie!
Ellie, where are you? Where am I?
Manny?
I told you it was just a kick.
Right! Right! Wow.
You really gave Daddy a scare!
Daddy got silly!
Daddy fall down cliff
and go boom, boom, boom.
Silly Daddy. Yeah.
Sorry, folks! False alarm!
It was just a kick!
- You know who I'd like to kick?
- That's the third false alarm this week.
All right, show's over, break it up!
Break it up!
I see someone else
who has a bun in the oven!
I'm not pregnant!
That's too bad.
You'd make a wonderful mother!
Manny, I know you're excited. I am, too.
But you're getting a little carried away.
Okay, okay!
Boy, you're starting to sound like Diego.
Wait a second. Where is Diego?
My hooves are burning, baby!
They are burning!
Look at this. I got to tip-toe!
I got to tip-toe!
Eat my dust, dingo!
Now? Can I look now?
Easy. Don't freak out the baby.
The baby's fine. It's the freaked-out daddy
I'm worried about.
No peeking!
Voilà! Playground for Junior!
Wow.
It's amazing!
Manny.
I made it myself. Our family.
Hey, why aren't I up there?
- You can be on ours.
- You'd fit right in!
Thanks!
Of course, it's still a work in progress.
A few rough edges here and there.
I don't believe it.
You're trying to baby-proof nature.
Baby-proof nature? Get out of here.
That's ridiculous.
Manny, this is the world our baby's
gonna grow up in.
You can't change that.
Of course I can.
I'm the biggest thing on Earth!
Okay, Big Daddy. I can't wait to see
how you handle the teen years.
Come on, Sid!
I don't want you touching anything.
This place is for kids. Are you a kid?
Don't answer that.
Diego! There you are.
You missed the big surprise!
Right. Right. I'll check it out later.
Okay. See you.
You know, I think there's
something bothering Diego.
No, I'm sure everything's fine.
You should talk to him.
Guys don't talk to guys
about guy problems.
We just punch each other
on the shoulders.
That's stupid.
To a girl. To a guy,
that's like six months of therapy.
Okay, okay, I'm going.
Hey.
Why'd you do that?
I don't know.
So, listen,
Ellie thinks there's
something bothering you. I told her...
Actually, I've been thinking that soon
it might be time for me to head out.
Okay. So I'll just tell her that you're fine.
It was nothing.
Look, who are we kidding, Manny?
I'm losing my edge.
I'm not really built
for chaperoning play dates.
What are you talking about?
Having a family, that's huge,
and I'm happy for you,
but that's your adventure, not mine.
- So you don't want to be around my kid?
- No, no, no. That's...
- You're taking this the wrong way.
- No, go.
Go find some adventure,
Mr. Adventure Guy.
Don't let my boring domestic life
hit you in the butt on the way out.
Isn't Ellie supposed to be the one
with the hormonal imbalance?
Manny, wait! No one has to leave.
- So?
- That's why guys don't talk to guys.
- Why? What happened?
- Diego's leaving.
This should be the best time of our lives.
We're having a baby!
No, Sid. They're having a baby.
Yeah, but we're a herd, a family.
Look, things have changed.
Manny has other priorities now.
Face it, Sid. We had a great run,
but now it's time to move on.
So it's just the two of us.
No, Sid, it's not the two of us.
Crash and Eddie are coming with us?
Just Crash?
Just Eddie?
Bye, Sid.
Okay, calm down. Calm down.
I'm good at making friends.
I'll make my own herd. That's what I'll do.
Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man...
Well, at least you still got your looks.
Great.
Anybody here? Anyone?
Hello?
Poor guys. I know what it's like
to feel abandoned.
Don't worry. You're not alone anymore.
There you go.
Okay, okay. I'm okay, I'm okay.
Stay here. Stay here. And you,
you take care of your brother, now.
Momma's gonna be right back.
Momma's coming, baby!
Gotcha!
What did I just tell you kids?
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Bad egg. Rotten egg!
A heart attack you almost gave me!
I'm sorry, darling.
It's just that I love you so much.
Now, I want you to meet
your Uncle Manny and your Aunt Ellie.
- Hi!
- Hello.
I'd like to present Egbert, Shelly and Yoko.
Sid, whatever you're doing, it's a bad idea.
My kids will hear you!
They're not your kids, Sid.
Take them back.
- You're not meant to be a parent.
- Why not?
First sign, stealing someone else's eggs.
Second sign, one of them
almost became an omelet.
Sid, someone's probably
worried sick looking for them.
No. They were underground, in ice.
If it wasn't for me, they'd be Eggsicles.
Sid, I know what you're going through.
You're gonna have a family, too, someday.
You're gonna meet a nice girl
with low standards,
no real options or sense of smell...
What Manny means to say is...
No, I get it. I'll take them back.
You have your family,
and I'm better off alone, by myself.
A fortress of solitude.
In the ice
forever!
A lone, lonely loner!
- That's a lot of aloneness.
- Precisely!
- Sid, wait!
- No! No, it's okay. He'll bounce back.
It's one of the advantages of being Sid.
Why should I take you back? I love kids!
I'm responsible, loving, nurturing.
What do you think?
I knew you would agree.
Don't cry! Don't cry.
I'll find a dry place.
Okay.
Here, let me just dry you off.
I don't know.
Being a parent's a lot of work.
Maybe I'm not ready.
Momma!
Momma! Momma! Momma!
I'm a mommy.
Where's Mommy?
Here I am.
There you go. Nice squeaky faces.
I got it! I got it!
No, no! Stop! Not me! No, stop, stop!
Hey! No biting!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
No. It's okay, it's okay. Don't cry.
Why are you still crying? Are you hungry?
Maybe you're hungry.
I know just the thing.
♪ Hush, hush ♪
♪ You mean, vicious animal ♪
♪ I'm your baby and this is my milk ♪
I thought you were a female!
I'm sorry, but you can't go in.
Manny says it's just for kids.
Wait a minute. You are kids!
Just don't break anything!
The sloth says the playground's open!
No, wait! Not for everyone!
No, no, no! Don't touch that!
- What are they?
- Who cares? They're fun!
- Play nice!
- Mommy, he's not sharing!
- Aren't you going to do something?
- Why? My kid had it first.
- Did not!
- Did, too!
- Did not!
- Liar, liar, fur on fire!
What is the matter with you?
I'm a single mother with three kids.
I could use a little compassion!
Slow down! No!
Wait up, guys!
The baby's coming! The baby's coming!
- Watch it!
- I'm having a baby!
- Code Blue! Code Blue!
- Or pink if it's a girl!
Having a baby! Having a baby!
I'm coming, Ellie!
We got it!
Ellie! Ellie!
Ellie, where are you? Where am I?
Manny?
I told you it was just a kick.
Right! Right! Wow.
You really gave Daddy a scare!
Daddy got silly!
Daddy fall down cliff
and go boom, boom, boom.
Silly Daddy. Yeah.
Sorry, folks! False alarm!
It was just a kick!
- You know who I'd like to kick?
- That's the third false alarm this week.
All right, show's over, break it up!
Break it up!
I see someone else
who has a bun in the oven!
I'm not pregnant!
That's too bad.
You'd make a wonderful mother!
Manny, I know you're excited. I am, too.
But you're getting a little carried away.
Okay, okay!
Boy, you're starting to sound like Diego.
Wait a second. Where is Diego?
My hooves are burning, baby!
They are burning!
Look at this. I got to tip-toe!
I got to tip-toe!
Eat my dust, dingo!
Now? Can I look now?
Easy. Don't freak out the baby.
The baby's fine. It's the freaked-out daddy
I'm worried about.
No peeking!
Voilà! Playground for Junior!
Wow.
It's amazing!
Manny.
I made it myself. Our family.
Hey, why aren't I up there?
- You can be on ours.
- You'd fit right in!
Thanks!
Of course, it's still a work in progress.
A few rough edges here and there.
I don't believe it.
You're trying to baby-proof nature.
Baby-proof nature? Get out of here.
That's ridiculous.
Manny, this is the world our baby's
gonna grow up in.
You can't change that.
Of course I can.
I'm the biggest thing on Earth!
Okay, Big Daddy. I can't wait to see
how you handle the teen years.
Come on, Sid!
I don't want you touching anything.
This place is for kids. Are you a kid?
Don't answer that.
Diego! There you are.
You missed the big surprise!
Right. Right. I'll check it out later.
Okay. See you.
You know, I think there's
something bothering Diego.
No, I'm sure everything's fine.
You should talk to him.
Guys don't talk to guys
about guy problems.
We just punch each other
on the shoulders.
That's stupid.
To a girl. To a guy,
that's like six months of therapy.
Okay, okay, I'm going.
Hey.
Why'd you do that?
I don't know.
So, listen,
Ellie thinks there's
something bothering you. I told her...
Actually, I've been thinking that soon
it might be time for me to head out.
Okay. So I'll just tell her that you're fine.
It was nothing.
Look, who are we kidding, Manny?
I'm losing my edge.
I'm not really built
for chaperoning play dates.
What are you talking about?
Having a family, that's huge,
and I'm happy for you,
but that's your adventure, not mine.
- So you don't want to be around my kid?
- No, no, no. That's...
- You're taking this the wrong way.
- No, go.
Go find some adventure,
Mr. Adventure Guy.
Don't let my boring domestic life
hit you in the butt on the way out.
Isn't Ellie supposed to be the one
with the hormonal imbalance?
Manny, wait! No one has to leave.
- So?
- That's why guys don't talk to guys.
- Why? What happened?
- Diego's leaving.
This should be the best time of our lives.
We're having a baby!
No, Sid. They're having a baby.
Yeah, but we're a herd, a family.
Look, things have changed.
Manny has other priorities now.
Face it, Sid. We had a great run,
but now it's time to move on.
So it's just the two of us.
No, Sid, it's not the two of us.
Crash and Eddie are coming with us?
Just Crash?
Just Eddie?
Bye, Sid.
Okay, calm down. Calm down.
I'm good at making friends.
I'll make my own herd. That's what I'll do.
Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man...
Well, at least you still got your looks.
Great.
Anybody here? Anyone?
Hello?
Poor guys. I know what it's like
to feel abandoned.
Don't worry. You're not alone anymore.
There you go.
Okay, okay. I'm okay, I'm okay.
Stay here. Stay here. And you,
you take care of your brother, now.
Momma's gonna be right back.
Momma's coming, baby!
Gotcha!
What did I just tell you kids?
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Bad egg. Rotten egg!
A heart attack you almost gave me!
I'm sorry, darling.
It's just that I love you so much.
Now, I want you to meet
your Uncle Manny and your Aunt Ellie.
- Hi!
- Hello.
I'd like to present Egbert, Shelly and Yoko.
Sid, whatever you're doing, it's a bad idea.
My kids will hear you!
They're not your kids, Sid.
Take them back.
- You're not meant to be a parent.
- Why not?
First sign, stealing someone else's eggs.
Second sign, one of them
almost became an omelet.
Sid, someone's probably
worried sick looking for them.
No. They were underground, in ice.
If it wasn't for me, they'd be Eggsicles.
Sid, I know what you're going through.
You're gonna have a family, too, someday.
You're gonna meet a nice girl
with low standards,
no real options or sense of smell...
What Manny means to say is...
No, I get it. I'll take them back.
You have your family,
and I'm better off alone, by myself.
A fortress of solitude.
In the ice
forever!
A lone, lonely loner!
- That's a lot of aloneness.
- Precisely!
- Sid, wait!
- No! No, it's okay. He'll bounce back.
It's one of the advantages of being Sid.
Why should I take you back? I love kids!
I'm responsible, loving, nurturing.
What do you think?
I knew you would agree.
Don't cry! Don't cry.
I'll find a dry place.
Okay.
Here, let me just dry you off.
I don't know.
Being a parent's a lot of work.
Maybe I'm not ready.
Momma!
Momma! Momma! Momma!
I'm a mommy.
Where's Mommy?
Here I am.
There you go. Nice squeaky faces.
I got it! I got it!
No, no! Stop! Not me! No, stop, stop!
Hey! No biting!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
No. It's okay, it's okay. Don't cry.
Why are you still crying? Are you hungry?
Maybe you're hungry.
I know just the thing.
♪ Hush, hush ♪
♪ You mean, vicious animal ♪
♪ I'm your baby and this is my milk ♪
I thought you were a female!
I'm sorry, but you can't go in.
Manny says it's just for kids.
Wait a minute. You are kids!
Just don't break anything!
The sloth says the playground's open!
No, wait! Not for everyone!
No, no, no! Don't touch that!
- What are they?
- Who cares? They're fun!
- Play nice!
- Mommy, he's not sharing!
- Aren't you going to do something?
- Why? My kid had it first.
- Did not!
- Did, too!
- Did not!
- Liar, liar, fur on fire!
What is the matter with you?
I'm a single mother with three kids.
I could use a little compassion!
Slow down! No!
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