Yeah, of course we're
still exclusive, Tiff.
Oh, don't listen to Chelsea.
Chelsea asked me before
I even knew we were
so it's like, I don't
know what to tell her.
Hey, hold on.
Hello?
Hey, who's there?
Hey, whoever you are, show
yourself.
That's what I thought, some
pussy ass kids or something.
No, of course I'm not
gonna bone her, okay?
You know, she smells
like a rotten pumpkin.
Chelsea?
She looks like Don Knotts.
Gross!
Whoa!
Yo, yo, bro.
I'm a real deal legit
MMA champ around here.
You're tangling with
the fucking king, bruh.
Oh, that's how it's gonna be?
This motherfucker wants to step
to me?
Tiff, I'm gonna have to call you
back.
Hello?
Thad?
Hello?
Whatever.
I better not catch you fucking
Chelsea.
You are so disgusting.
Fuck off!
♪ Hawk and Rev
save another day ♪
♪ Fighting vampires, chasing
them away ♪
♪ Step up, step up ♪
Not cool, guys!
Not cool!
Come on, seriously?
♪ Baby, my baby ♪
Mom!
Dad?
Hello?
Hey!
Come on, you little bitch.
♪ From the inside
to the outside ♪
♪ The beast is getting low ♪
♪ Girl, you're welcome here ♪
♪ It's more than you know ♪
♪ You have my word ♪
Crap.
Son of a bitch!
Fuck!
Huh, nice try, assholes.
♪ You have my word as the
branches have the sky ♪
♪ As these lungs take the air ♪
♪ There is no question of why ♪
♪ My word is good ♪
♪ My word is law ♪
Dear
Hawk, when we asked you
to move out six months ago,
we did not mean into the
backyard.
Your hobo camp is
killing the grass
and the neighbors
complained to the city
about the smell again.
Also, if you're reading
this, you broke in.
But this time, the
alarm was on, wasn't it?
That's right.
The police are on their way
and you're no longer authorized
to be on the property.
Again, this does not mean
we don't love you, son.
It just means it's time
to leave the nest.
All the best, mom and dad.
Oh!
You get back
here, you son of a bitch!
Sorry I'm late.
This rabid soccer mom
just tried to murder
me with her minivan.
You wanna talk about it?
No!
I want her to die.
That's good.
Get the anger out.
Fine.
I want her little shiny
minivan to explode into flames
and her whole un-American
soccer-playing family
to roast alive and crackle!
Okay, I get it.
We all have our inner
battles to fight.
Why don't you join in?
It might make you feel better.
What, do I just...
Yeah, like that.
Just like...
Yeah.
Yeah, focus on your breathing.
That's good.
Just like that.
Wow.
That's good, Hawk.
How does this help
us kick ass again?
It doesn't.
I'm a vegan pacifist, remember?
What, are we supposed to keep
doing it?
Yes, until you come
to terms with your anger
and you can manage it.
Yeah, well, that could be a
while.
My asshole parents just
kicked me out again.
I thought you were out.
I was out,
in the yard.
Now they want me out out,
like off the property.
Well, it is about time, right?
Who's freaking side are you on
here?
That's good, Hawk.
Go for it.
Express how you really feel.
Fine!
I want them to die, Rev.
I want them all to die, every
one!
I want everyone to die!
Death, dismember, dead,
murder!
Okay.
We might be here a while.
In other news
tonight, local MMA champ,
Thadwick Dunfrey was
found dead earlier today.
Police claim it's an isolated
incident
with no connection to
all the other recent...
I'm sorry.
Where was I?
You were explaining why you
were late
again.
Jesus Christ!
What's the big deal?
It's an empty goddamn
building for Christ's sakes.
First of all, please stop
using the Lord's name in vain.
And second, your shift
starts at seven, Hawk.
And every time you're late, you
really...
You screw me.
Oh, don't worry.
I won't tell your wives.
I mean, this has got to stop.
I got it.
I'm sorry.
My asshole prick parents
finally kicked me out.
It's been kind of a rough day.
Look on the bright side.
I mean, at least you can
finally get your own place.
Yeah, right.
I could barely even get this
shit job
after Uncle Sam boned me
on that whole assault BS.
Well, you did stab a fellow
soldier with a two by four.
Prepare to face your death,
Dirkman.
Never, human scum!
Take that, you undead piece of
garbage.
Shit, I guess I'm going to
prison.
He was a bloodsucking,
allergic to the sun,
filthy ass vampire, Arnold,
and I would stab him a
thousand more times if I could.
You do realize vampires
don't exist, right?
If they don't exist,
why the hell did I stab
that man with a two by four?
'Cause you're a paranoid
schizophrenic
who better be taking his meds
or his PO is gonna
be getting a call.
All right, all right.
Jesus!
No need for threats.
Hey, you mind if I
leave some of my stuff?
Absolutely not.
And in lieu of your tardiness,
I'm gonna need you to
drop some breaks tonight.
My breaks are legally mandated
by the federal government.
And if you've got a problem with
that,
you take it up with the damn
liberals.
I thought you were an
anarchist.
Not when it comes to my
breaks.
♪ And if we don't need
to fight to survive ♪
♪ Just surrender the fight ♪
♪ If we don't need to
see all that is wrong ♪
♪ Then just I do ♪
♪ The boys are right ♪
Holy shit!
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