WOMAN: Okay.
Well, how long
do you think it's been?
MAN: A couple of
weeks maybe, a little bit more.
WOMAN: Derrick,
it's been six months.
MAN: No, it can't be.
Yes, it has been.
Six months. No sex.
Okay, I know
how good your memory is,
but that doesn't sound right.
Then, well, trust me.
It is right.
And we really need to do
something about it.
DERRICK: Like what?
Like, take a vacation.
You know, we can do
a quick little weekend getaway.
It'd be fun.
Little bubbly, jacuzzi...
We could,
but I don't think I have
that kind of time right now,
neither do you.
Well, I don't care.
I'm willing to make the time.
Since when? Every time
I've tried to start something,
you're too busy studying.
Okay. Well, every time
I've tried to start something,
you're always
busy working.
And you know what?
We got married.
We've promised
ourselves that
we would never let it
get boring in the bedroom.
Do you remember that?
I remember.
So how is it that we manage
to let six whole months go by
and we barely even noticed?
Six months and nine days,
actually.
You know, I hate
that you're keeping
track of how often
we have sex.
Actually it's more like
I'm keeping
track of how often
we're not.
Well? What do you think?
Hmm, it's okay.
Yeah, I thought it'd be
a little bigger though.
So no get away.
Not even a weekend?
I want to, April.
I just don't see it
happening right now.
Great. Saying
"no" to vacation sex.
We're officially old.
Hey, guys.
Hi, Robin.
Hey.
Hey, how are you?
Good. How are you doing?
Good.
I really think you guys
are gonna like this one.
Come on, let's go see it.
So this is it.
Oh.
This property
just went on the market.
It's three bedrooms,
two and a half baths
and it's got a formal
dining room as you can see.
And, April, you are not going
to believe the closet space.
Oh, no. You hate it.
No. I don't hate it.
I really don't.
You know, I just
don't think this is the one.
Are you sure
you don't wanna
take a quick look
upstairs first?
Yeah, I'm sure.
What do you think?
To be honest,
I kind of like it.
But you know,
we both have to be happy.
I'm sorry.
I know this is like the
millionth house you've shown us.
It's okay.
We'll see a million more
if we have to.
All right.
Right.
Houses like people
they always
have some kind
of imperfection.
There's no such thing
as the perfect house.
There is
a perfect house for us.
It is out there.
All we have to do is find it.
( phone ringing )
Trouble.
Hey.
CHRISTY: What are you
doing right now?
Nothing. Well, I'm in the car,
driving with Derrick.
We're going home.
Good.
Come and have a drink with us.
We're at Rosie's.
Hi, Derrick!
Hi, Christy.
I can't. I have homework.
CHRISTY: Come on! One drink's
not gonna kill you...
Derrick, bring your wife
to me right now.
Wow.
One drink, that's it.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So you guys have sex
on the motorcycle.
Yes. Top that.
I'm sorry, April.
I've heard this story before,
and I can confirm
that is in fact the case.
Yes. Thanks sweetie.
Okay, wait, wait.
I don't get it.
Look, how was he able to steer
and have sex
with you at the same time?
Yeah.
Oh, we weren't moving.
We were parked.
Parked?
Wait, that doesn't count.
Why? It was sex,
and it was on a motorcycle.
If the motorcycle
wasn't moving,
then it's not that impressive.
Not impressive?
Are you kidding me?
Do you know how much balance
and flexibility it takes to--
APRIL: A lot
balance and flexibility.
Hey, back me up on this.
What? No, I'm sorry, honey.
I am gonna have to go
with Derrick on this one.
Oh, no you suck.
You're not
my best friend anymore.
Huh, I am too
your best friend.
Okay, let's just think
of it this way:
What if I said
that I did it in the car,
but the car was
parked in the garage,
how could I call the big deal.
Right, but if the car's
flying down 405 freeway,
then you got bragging rights.
Give me some.
Aah.
That's not bad idea.
But it's always
jammed really.
Hi, guys. I'm sorry,
but your server had to run home
to handle an emergency,
so I'll be taking care of you
the rest of the night.
I'm Jessica.
Hi, Jessica.
You must be new here.
Kind of sort of.
I used to worked here
a couple years ago, then I left.
And now I'm back.
Great.
Welcome back.
Thanks.
So can I get anybody anything?
You know-- Actually,
well, we should be going.
Yes,
it's about that time.
No, no, no, no, no.
Stay for one more.
I can't.
Come on,
I got to hit the books.
All right.
So, what do you think?
You wanna head out or?
Um, no, I'm cool
sticking around.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
All right.
Well, then I guess
we'll talk to you guys later.
Okay.
That's for--
No, no, no, that's for you.
You cheated.
All right.
And the first round
is on me, guys.
Oh, thanks.
I appreciate that, man.
Thank you.
I'll hit you later, bro.
Bye.
Thanks.
That wasn't funny.
So you guys good here.
Do you need anything else?
Yes. We have--
We need some bread.
Bread.
Can you top sex
on a motorcycle?
What are you doing?
I'm trying to distract you.
Oh.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I can feel that.
No, no, no, no.
Come on, stop it.
I have got a ton of stuff,
I've gotta get into my head
by the end of the week.
And you also have
a six-months-and-nine-day
dry spell to break.
Okay.
Right after I'm done
with this, I promise you.
I'll be in, I'll be in.
Would you--
All right,
all right, all right.
Twenty minutes, okay.
You better make them count.
That's all I need.
Come here you.
Hi.
Give me a big kiss.
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