神偷奶爸 Despicable Me (2010)【完整台词】

{\pos(97,275)}Oh, no!

{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMS)

{\pos(97,275)}Ow?

{\pos(97,275)}Vector has the girls. Go!

{\pos(97,275)}What happened to the ship?
It's big again!

{\pos(97,275)}Not as big as the moon
is going to be!
What?

{\pos(97,275)}The larger the mass
of an object,

{\pos(97,275)}the quicker the effects
of the shrink ray wear off!

{\pos(97,275)}I call it
the Nefario Principle.

{\pos(97,275)}I just came up
with it now, actually.

{\pos(97,275)}Oh, no!

{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS)

{\pos(97,275)}Did you see that?

{\pos(97,275)}Vector! Help!
Vector!

{\pos(97,275)}Over here!
Hey!

{\pos(97,275)}What are you girls
doing back there?

{\pos(97,275)}The moon!

{\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAMING)

{\pos(97,275)}(GROANING)

{\pos(97,275)}Ouch!

{\pos(97,275)}Watch out!

{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)

{\pos(97,275)}GRU: Get as close in
as you can.

{\pos(97,275)}You got it.

{\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAMING)

{\pos(97,275)}Mr. Gru, up here!

{\pos(97,275)}Mr. Gru!

{\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls! Girls!

{\pos(97,275)}You're going to
have to jump.
EDITH: Jump?

{\pos(97,275)}Are you insane?

{\pos(97,275)}Don't worry,
I will catch you.

{\pos(97,275)}You gave us back!

{\pos(97,275)}I know, I know.
And it is the worst
mistake I ever made.

{\pos(97,275)}But you have to
jump now.

{\pos(97,275)}It'll be okay.

{\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls.

{\pos(97,275)}Jump now!

{\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING)

{\pos(97,275)}Margo,
I will catch you.

{\pos(97,275)}And I will never
let you go again.

{\pos(97,275)}Not so fast!
No!

{\pos(97,275)}Let me go!
(LAUGHING)

{\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING)

{\pos(97,275)}Margo!

{\pos(97,275)}Whoa!

{\pos(97,275)}I'm coming, Margo.
Hang on!

{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)

{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS)

{\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SCREAMING)

{\pos(97,275)}I got you.

{\pos(97,275)}(GROANING)

{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)

{\pos(97,275)}No!

{\pos(97,275)}(EXPLOSION)

{\pos(97,275)}Oh, poop.

{\pos(97,275)}This time, good triumphs,

{\pos(97,275)}and the moon
has been returned

{\pos(97,275)}to its rightful
place in the sky.

{\pos(97,275)}But once again,
law enforcement is baffled,
leaving everyone to wonder,

{\pos(97,275)}who is this mysterious hero?

{\pos(97,275)}And what will he do next?

{\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls.
Time for bed.

{\pos(97,275)}Come on!
We want a story.

{\pos(97,275)}Three sleepy kittens!

{\pos(97,275)}Oh, no! Sorry.
That book was accidentally
destroyed maliciously.

{\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS)

{\pos(97,275)}Tonight we are going
to read a new book.

{\pos(97,275)}This one is called

{\pos(97,275)}One Big Unicorn by...
Who wrote this?

{\pos(97,275)}Oh! Me! I wrote it.
Look, it's a puppet book!

{\pos(97,275)}Here, watch this.

{\pos(97,275)}That's the horn!

{\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS LAUGHING)

{\pos(97,275)}This is gonna be
the best book ever!

{\pos(97,275)}Not to pat myself
on the back,

{\pos(97,275)}but, yes,
it probably will be.

{\pos(97,275)}Here we go.

{\pos(97,275)}"One big unicorn,
strong and free

{\pos(97,275)}"thought he was happy
as he could be.

{\pos(97,275)}"Then three little
kittens came around

{\pos(97,275)}"and turned his
whole life upside down."

{\pos(97,275)}Hey, that one
looks like me!

{\pos(97,275)}No, what are you
talking about?
These are kittens!

{\pos(97,275)}Any relation
to persons living or dead
is completely coincidental.

{\pos(97,275)}"They made him laugh. (LAUGHS)

{\pos(97,275)}"They made him cry. (MOANS)

{\pos(97,275)}"He never should
have said goodbye.

{\pos(97,275)}"And now he knows
he could never part

{\pos(97,275)}"from those
three little kittens

{\pos(97,275)}"that changed his heart.

{\pos(97,275)}"The end."

{\pos(97,275)}Okay, all right.
Good night.

{\pos(97,275)}I love you.

{\pos(97,275)}I love you, too.

{\pos(97,275)}(CLEARS THROAT)

{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

{\pos(97,275)}No, no!

{\pos(97,275)}(ALL EXCLAIMING
DISAPPOINTEDLY)

{\pos(97,275)}All right.

{\pos(97,275)}Didn't I get you already?

{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)

{\pos(97,275)}(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

{\pos(97,275)}(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

{\pos(97,275)}They're very good!

{\pos(97,275)}I'm so proud of you, Son.

{\pos(97,275)}You've turned out to be
a great parent!

{\pos(97,275)}Just like me.

{\pos(97,275)}Maybe even better.

{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS)

{\pos(97,275)}(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)

{\pos(97,275)}(ALL CHEERING)

{\pos(97,275)}No, I'm fine.
Go ahead.

{\pos(97,275)}No, no, no!

{\pos(97,275)}(MOANS)

{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING)

{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS)

{\pos(97,275)}Hey, Carl! Hey.

{\pos(97,275)}Hmm?

{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

{\pos(97,275)}No, no, no.

{\pos(97,275)}BOTH: Me, me, me.

{\pos(97,275)}John?

{\pos(97,275)}No, no. Me, me, me.

{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

{\pos(97,275)}(BOTH GRUNTING)

{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

{\pos(97,275)}Oh, poop. (SCREAMS)

{\pos(97,275)}(BLOWS WHISTLE)

{\pos(97,275)}(BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)

{\pos(97,275)}(GROANING) Oh, no!

{\pos(97,275)}Stop! Stop!

{\pos(97,275)}(CARL GROANING)

{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

{\pos(97,275)}Huh? (SCREAMING)

{\pos(97,275)}(MUSIC FADES OUT)

{\pos(97,275)}(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

{\pos(97,275)}(IMITATES QUACKING)

{\pos(97,275)}(IMITATES SQUAWKING)

{\pos(97,275)}Hello, I am Gru.

{\pos(97,275)}Back to work,
back to work! Back to...

{\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING)

{\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMING)

{\pos(289,275)}(ORCHESTRA MUSIC BLARING)

{\pos(289,275)}(GROANS)

{\pos(289,275)}(WHIMPERS)

{\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING)

{\pos(289,275)}(MYSTICAL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

{\pos(289,275)}(GROANS)

{\pos(289,275)}(COUNTRY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

{\pos(289,275)}WOMAN: Excuse me, sir,
is there a commode?

{\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTING)

{\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTS) Justin!

{\pos(289,275)}Quick, honey, take my picture.
I got the pyramid in my hand.

{\pos(289,275)}(CAMERA CLICKING)

{\pos(289,275)}Justin, you get
back here right now!

{\pos(289,275)}No, stop!

{\pos(289,275)}No, no! Stop him!
Go back! Don't climb!

{\pos(289,275)}(IMITATING
AIRPLANE WHOOSHING)

{\pos(289,275)}Wait, wait.

{\pos(289,275)}Hold on.
Easy, little boy.

{\pos(289,275)}Okay, stop, child!
Stop right there. No!

{\pos(289,275)}(GASPS)

{\pos(289,275)}No, no, no! Oh!
There he goes.

{\pos(289,275)}(GASPS)

{\pos(289,275)}Justin!

{\pos(289,275)}I've got him!
I've got him!

{\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTS)

{\pos(289,275)}(AIR ESCAPING)

{\pos(289,275)}Outrage in Egypt tonight
as it was discovered

{\pos(289,275)}that the Great
Pyramid of Giza
had been stolen

{\pos(289,275)}and replaced by
a giant inflatable replica.

{\pos(289,275)}There is panic
throughout the globe
as countries and citizens

{\pos(289,275)}try to protect
their beloved landmarks.