神偷奶爸 Despicable Me (2010)【完整台词】

{\pos(97,275)}But we're not tired!

{\pos(97,275)}Well, I am tired.

{\pos(97,275)}Will you read us
a bedtime story?

{\pos(97,275)}No.

{\pos(97,275)}Pretty please!

{\pos(97,275)}The physical appearance
of the "please"
makes no difference.

{\pos(97,275)}It is still no,
so go to sleep.

{\pos(97,275)}But we can't.
We're all hyper!

{\pos(97,275)}And without a bedtime story,
we'll just keep getting up
and bugging you.

{\pos(97,275)}All night long.

{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS) Fine.

{\pos(97,275)}All right, all right.
Sleepy Kittens.

{\pos(97,275)}Sleepy Kittens?

{\pos(97,275)}What are these?
AGNES: Puppets.

{\pos(97,275)}You use them when
you tell the story.

{\pos(97,275)}Okay, let's get
this over with.

{\pos(97,275)}"Three little kittens
loved to play,

{\pos(97,275)}"they had fun
in the sun all day.

{\pos(97,275)}"Then their mother
came out and said,

{\pos(97,275)}"'Time for kittens
to go to bed."'

{\pos(97,275)}Wow! This is garbage.
You actually like this?

{\pos(97,275)}Keep reading!

{\pos(97,275)}(GROANS)

{\pos(97,275)}Come on!
All right,
all right, all right.

{\pos(97,275)}"Three little kittens
started to bawl,

{\pos(97,275)}"'Mommy, we're not
tired at all.'

{\pos(97,275)}"Their mother smiled
and said with a purr,

{\pos(97,275)}"'Fine, but at least
you should brush your fur."'

{\pos(97,275)}Now you brush the fur.

{\pos(97,275)}This is literature?

{\pos(97,275)}A 2-year-old could
have written this.
All right.

{\pos(97,275)}"Three little kittens
with fur all brushed

{\pos(97,275)}"said, 'We can't sleep,
we feel too rushed! '

{\pos(97,275)}"Their mother replied,
with a voice like silk,

{\pos(97,275)}"'Fine, but at least
you should drink your milk."'

{\pos(97,275)}Now make them
drink the milk.

{\pos(97,275)}I don't like this book.
This is going on forever.

{\pos(97,275)}"Three little kittens,
with milk all gone,

{\pos(97,275)}"rubbed their eyes
and started to yawn.

{\pos(97,275)}(GIRLS YAWNING)

{\pos(97,275)}(YAWNS)

{\pos(97,275)}"'We can't sleep,
we can't even try.'

{\pos(97,275)}"Then their mother
sang a lullaby.

{\pos(97,275)}"'Good night kittens,
close your eyes.

{\pos(97,275)}"Sleep in peace
until you rise.

{\pos(97,275)}"'Though while you sleep,
we are apart,

{\pos(97,275)}"'your mommy loves you
with all her heart."'

{\pos(97,275)}The end.
Okay, good night.

{\pos(97,275)}Wait!

{\pos(97,275)}What?

{\pos(97,275)}What about
good night kisses?

{\pos(97,275)}No, no. There will be
no kissing or hugging
or kissing.

{\pos(97,275)}He is not gonna
kiss us good night, Agnes.

{\pos(97,275)}I like him. He's nice.

{\pos(97,275)}But scary.

{\pos(97,275)}Like Santa!

{\pos(97,275)}Only 48 hours
till the launch,
and all systems are go.

{\pos(97,275)}Uh... About that,

{\pos(97,275)}I was thinking that
maybe we could move
the date of the heist.

{\pos(97,275)}Please tell me this
is not as a result

{\pos(97,275)}of the girls'
dance recital, is it?

{\pos(97,275)}No, no, no!

{\pos(97,275)}The recital?
Don't...
That's stupid!

{\pos(97,275)}I just think
it's kind of weird
to do it on a Saturday.

{\pos(97,275)}I was thinking,
maybe a heist is
a Tuesday thing, right?

{\pos(97,275)}Gru, you and I have been
working on this for years.

{\pos(97,275)}It's everything
we've dreamed of.

{\pos(97,275)}Your chance to make history,

{\pos(97,275)}become the man
who stole the moon!

{\pos(97,275)}But these girls are becoming
a major distraction!

{\pos(97,275)}They need to go.

{\pos(97,275)}If you don't do
something about it,
then I will.

{\pos(97,275)}I understand.

{\pos(97,275)}Good.

{\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLING)

{\pos(97,275)}Butt.

{\pos(97,275)}(LAUGHING)

{\pos(97,275)}Butt.

{\pos(97,275)}(ALL LAUGHING)

{\pos(97,275)}Butt.

{\pos(97,275)}GRU: All right.
Now, when we put
our cups together,

{\pos(97,275)}we will make
the "clink" sound
with our mouths.

{\pos(97,275)}Ready? Edith?

{\pos(97,275)}Clink.
Clink.

{\pos(97,275)}There we go.
And now we drink.

{\pos(97,275)}And Agnes?

{\pos(97,275)}Clink.
Clink.

{\pos(97,275)}Very good!
(DOORBELL CHIMES)

{\pos(97,275)}Excuse me, girls.

{\pos(97,275)}(ALL GROAN)
Come on!

{\pos(97,275)}Don't worry, I'll be back.
Keep clinking.

{\pos(97,275)}AGNES: Clink, clink.
JERRY: Clink, clink.

{\pos(97,275)}Oh!

{\pos(97,275)}Miss Hattie,
what are you doing here?

{\pos(97,275)}I'm here for the girls.
I received a call

{\pos(97,275)}that you wanted
to return them.

{\pos(97,275)}And also, I did purchase
a Spanish dictionary.

{\pos(97,275)}I didn't like
what you said.

{\pos(97,275)}But...
(CLEARING THROAT)

{\pos(97,275)}Oh!

{\pos(97,275)}I will get the girls ready.

{\pos(97,275)}Don't let her
take us, Mr. Gru!

{\pos(97,275)}Tell her you wanna keep us.

{\pos(97,275)}All right, girls.
Come on, let's go.

{\pos(97,275)}Goodbye, Mr. Gru.
Thanks for everything.

{\pos(97,275)}I did it
for your own good.

{\pos(97,275)}Come on,
let's go get that moon.

{\pos(97,275)}Right.

{\pos(97,275)}(MINIONS CRYING)

{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)

{\pos(97,275)}(ALL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)

{\pos(97,275)}(HUMMING)

{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

{\pos(97,275)}What is this for?

{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

{\pos(97,275)}The recital?

{\pos(97,275)}I am the greatest
criminal mind
of the century.

{\pos(97,275)}I don't go
to little girls'
dance recitals!

{\pos(97,275)}Opening launch bay doors.
Commencing launch sequence.

{\pos(97,275)}And we are good to go
in T minus 10 seconds.

{\pos(97,275)}Ten, nine, eight, seven,

{\pos(97,275)}six...

{\pos(97,275)}(RUMBLING)

{\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah!

{\pos(97,275)}Nice work, Doctor.
All systems go.

{\pos(97,275)}Boo-ya!

{\pos(97,275)}(GROANING)

{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)

{\pos(97,275)}My flight suit.

{\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah!
Once again, the mighty...

{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)

{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)

{\pos(97,275)}(ALL CHEERING)

{\pos(97,275)}ALL: Whoa!

{\pos(97,275)}(HOWLING)

{\pos(97,275)}Ah-ha!

{\pos(97,275)}I've got it!

{\pos(97,275)}I've got the moon!

{\pos(97,275)}I've got the moon!

{\pos(97,275)}I can make it!

{\pos(97,275)}Wait a minute!

{\pos(97,275)}Kevin!

{\pos(97,275)}Come on, come on!

{\pos(97,275)}He's still not here.

{\pos(97,275)}Why would he come?
He gave us up.

{\pos(97,275)}But he pinky promised!

{\pos(97,275)}Girls, girls, places!

{\pos(97,275)}No, we can't start yet!
We're still expecting
someone.

{\pos(97,275)}Can we just wait
a few more minutes?

{\pos(97,275)}All right. But just
a few more minutes.

{\pos(97,275)}He's not coming, guys.

{\pos(97,275)}Gru! Gru, can you hear me?

{\pos(97,275)}Quick, we have to
warn him, and fast!
(ENGINE REVVING)

{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)

{\pos(97,275)}(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

{\pos(97,275)}Okay, okay.
There's the library.

{\pos(97,275)}That's Third Street.
The dance studio...

{\pos(97,275)}There! There!
There it is!

{\pos(97,275)}(CHILDREN CHEERING)

{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS)

{\pos(97,275)}Sorry, buddy.
Show's over.

{\pos(97,275)}Over?

{\pos(97,275)}Vector, open up!

{\pos(97,275)}First give me the moon.
Then we'll talk.

{\pos(97,275)}(CHUCKLES)

{\pos(97,275)}AGNES: Mr. Gru!

{\pos(97,275)}Zip it, Happy Meal.

{\pos(97,275)}Now, the girls.

{\pos(97,275)}Actually,
I think I'll hold on to them
a little while longer.

{\pos(97,275)}No!

{\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah! Unpredictable!

{\pos(97,275)}Listen close,
you little punk.

{\pos(97,275)}When I get in there,
you are in for
a world of pain!

{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING SARCASTICALLY)

{\pos(97,275)}I'm really scared!

{\pos(97,275)}He is gonna
kick your butt.

{\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS)

{\pos(97,275)}What?
He punched my shark!

{\pos(97,275)}Ha! There he is!

{\pos(97,275)}Hang on, Gru.