神偷奶爸 Despicable Me (2010)【完整台词】
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{\pos(97,275)}It's like
my heart is a tooth,
{\pos(97,275)}and it's got a cavity
that can only be filled
with children.
{\pos(97,275)}I'm sorry.
{\pos(97,275)}You are a beautiful woman.
Do you speak Spanish?
{\pos(97,275)}Do I look like
I speak Spanish?
{\pos(97,275)}You have a face
como un burro.
{\pos(97,275)}Oh!
{\pos(97,275)}Well, thank you!
(GIGGLES)
{\pos(97,275)}Anyway, can we proceed
with this adoption?
{\pos(97,275)}So, so excited!
{\pos(97,275)}Please tell Margo,
Edith and Agnes
to come to the lobby.
{\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAMING)
{\pos(97,275)}I bet the mom
is beautiful!
{\pos(97,275)}I bet the daddy's
eyes sparkle.
{\pos(97,275)}I bet their house is
made of Gummi Bears.
{\pos(97,275)}I'm just saying
it'd be nice.
{\pos(97,275)}Aw! My caterpillar never
turned into a butterfly.
{\pos(97,275)}That's a Cheeto.
{\pos(97,275)}Oh!
{\pos(97,275)}Well, Debbie was
a very lucky woman.
{\pos(97,275)}Who's Debbie?
{\pos(97,275)}Your wife.
(DOOR OPENS)
{\pos(97,275)}Oh! Hi, girls!
{\pos(97,275)}Girls, I want you
to meet Mr. Gru.
{\pos(97,275)}He's going to adopt you.
{\pos(97,275)}And he's a dentist!
{\pos(97,275)}Yeah! (CHUCKLING)
{\pos(97,275)}Um...
{\pos(97,275)}Hi. I'm Margo.
This is Edith.
{\pos(97,275)}And that's Agnes.
{\pos(97,275)}(SING-SONG)
I got your leg,
I got your leg!
{\pos(97,275)}Okay, that is enough,
little girl.
{\pos(97,275)}Let go of my leg.
Come on. You can do it.
Higher!
{\pos(97,275)}Higher! (LAUGHS)
Just release
your grip. Wow!
{\pos(97,275)}How do you remove them?
Is there a command?
{\pos(97,275)}Some nonstick spray?
{\pos(97,275)}Crowbar? (SIGHS)
{\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls, let's go.
{\pos(97,275)}(CRYING)
{\pos(97,275)}(CAR ALARMS SOUNDING)
{\pos(97,275)}VECTOR: (GRUNTS) Ah-ha!
{\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah!
{\pos(97,275)}Pretty impressive!
{\pos(97,275)}What are you looking at?
{\pos(97,275)}Boo-ya!
{\pos(97,275)}You got shrunk,
tiny mouthwash!
{\pos(97,275)}Take that!
{\pos(97,275)}You done been shrunk!
{\pos(97,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING)
{\pos(97,275)}Yello?
{\pos(97,275)}I got the shrink ray,
all right.
{\pos(97,275)}No, I'm not
playing with it.
{\pos(97,275)}Gru? (LAUGHING)
{\pos(97,275)}Don't make me laugh! No.
{\pos(97,275)}P.S., he is not
getting the moon,
{\pos(97,275)}and P. P.S., by the time
I'm done with him,
{\pos(97,275)}he's gonna be
begging for mercy.
{\pos(97,275)}Okay, bye.
{\pos(97,275)}Aw! Look at you,
a little tiny toilet
for a little tiny baby...
{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMS)
{\pos(97,275)}Curse you, tiny toilet!
{\pos(97,275)}Okay, here we are.
{\pos(97,275)}Home sweet home.
{\pos(97,275)}So, this is, like,
your house?
{\pos(97,275)}Wait a sec...
{\pos(97,275)}You're the guy
who pretended he was
a recorded message!
{\pos(97,275)}No, that was
someone else.
{\pos(97,275)}Can I hold your hand?
{\pos(97,275)}Uh, no.
{\pos(97,275)}When we got adopted
by a bald guy,
{\pos(97,275)}I thought this'd be
more like Annie.
{\pos(97,275)}(GROWLING)
{\pos(97,275)}No, hey!
{\pos(97,275)}Kyle, these are not treats.
These are guests.
{\pos(97,275)}Girls,
this is Kyle, my
{\pos(97,275)}dog.
{\pos(97,275)}(SNARLS)
{\pos(97,275)}Ooh! Fluffy doggy!
{\pos(97,275)}(YELPING)
{\pos(97,275)}What kind of dog
is that?
{\pos(97,275)}He is a...
I don't know.
{\pos(97,275)}MARGO: Do you really think
that this is an appropriate
place for little kids?
{\pos(97,275)}'Cause it's not.
{\pos(97,275)}No! No!
Stay away from there!
{\pos(97,275)}It's fragile.
{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS)
{\pos(97,275)}Well, I suppose
the plan will
work with two.
{\pos(97,275)}EDITH: Hey!
It's dark in here.
{\pos(97,275)}It poked a hole
in my juice box.
{\pos(97,275)}As you can see,
{\pos(97,275)}I have provided everything
a child might need.
{\pos(97,275)}All right.
{\pos(97,275)}Uh... Okay.
As I was saying... Hey!
(CRASHING)
{\pos(97,275)}Somebody broke that.
{\pos(97,275)}Okay, okay.
Clearly, we need
to set some rules.
{\pos(97,275)}Rule number one.
{\pos(97,275)}You will not
touch anything.
{\pos(97,275)}Uh-huh.
What about the floor?
{\pos(97,275)}Yes, you may
touch the floor.
{\pos(97,275)}What about the air?
{\pos(97,275)}Yes, you may
touch the air!
{\pos(97,275)}What about this?
{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS)
{\pos(97,275)}Where did you get that?
Found it.
{\pos(97,275)}Okay. Rule number two.
You will not bother me
while I'm working.
{\pos(97,275)}Rule number three.
{\pos(97,275)}You will not cry or whine
or laugh or giggle
{\pos(97,275)}or sneeze
or burp or fart!
{\pos(97,275)}So, no, no, no
annoying sounds.
All right?
{\pos(97,275)}Does this count
as annoying?
{\pos(97,275)}(POPPING)
{\pos(97,275)}Very!
{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS)
{\pos(97,275)}I will see you
in six hours.
{\pos(97,275)}Okay, don't worry.
Everything's going
to be fine.
{\pos(97,275)}We're gonna be
really happy here.
Right? Agnes?
{\pos(97,275)}Mmm?
{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS)
{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
{\pos(97,275)}(CLICKING)
{\pos(97,275)}(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)
{\pos(97,275)}Uh, question.
What are these?
{\pos(97,275)}A dozen boogie robots!
Boogie! (LAUGHING)
{\pos(97,275)}Look at this. Watch me!
{\pos(97,275)}(MUSIC STOPS)
{\pos(97,275)}Cookie robots.
I said cookie robots.
{\pos(97,275)}Why are you so old?
{\pos(97,275)}Okay. I'm on it.
{\pos(97,275)}Hello?
{\pos(97,275)}TV!
{\pos(97,275)}(KYLE GROWLING)
{\pos(97,275)}(WHIMPERS)
{\pos(97,275)}MARGO: What is that?
{\pos(97,275)}Wow!
Look at that!
{\pos(97,275)}That is cool!
{\pos(97,275)}Come on!
{\pos(97,275)}I don't think
he's a dentist.
{\pos(97,275)}(WHIMPERS)
{\pos(97,275)}We've been working
on this for a while.
{\pos(97,275)}It's a anti-gravity serum.
{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING)
{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)
{\pos(97,275)}I meant to close that.
He'll be all right,
I'm sure.
{\pos(97,275)}Do the effects wear off?
{\pos(97,275)}Uh, so far,
{\pos(97,275)}no. No, they don't.
{\pos(97,275)}And here, of course,
is the new weapon
you ordered.
{\pos(97,275)}(FARTING)
{\pos(97,275)}No, no.
{\pos(97,275)}I said "dart gun,"
not... Okay.
{\pos(97,275)}Oh, yes.
'Cause I was wondering
{\pos(97,275)}under what circumstances
would we use this?
{\pos(97,275)}But, anyway.
{\pos(97,275)}What I really wanted
to show you was this.
{\pos(97,275)}Now those are
cookie robots!
{\pos(97,275)}AGNES: (SINGING)
La, la, la, la
I love unicorns
{\pos(97,275)}What are you doing here?
I told you to stay
in the kitchen!
{\pos(97,275)}We got bored.
What is this place?
{\pos(97,275)}Can I drink this?
{\pos(97,275)}Do you want to explode?
{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS)
{\pos(97,275)}Gru!
{\pos(97,275)}Get back
in the kitchen!
{\pos(97,275)}Will you play with us?
No.
{\pos(97,275)}Why?
Because I'm busy.
{\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS)
Doing what?
{\pos(97,275)}Um...
{\pos(97,275)}Okay, okay,
you got me.
{\pos(97,275)}The dentist thing
is more of a hobby.
{\pos(97,275)}In real life,
I am a spy.
{\pos(97,275)}And it is top secret,
and you may not tell anybody,
{\pos(97,275)}because if you do...
What does this do?
{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS)
{\pos(97,275)}Hey!
Oops.
{\pos(97,275)}My unicorn!
{\pos(97,275)}You have to fix it.
{\pos(97,275)}Fix it?
Look, it has been
disintegrated.
{\pos(97,275)}By definition,
it cannot be fixed.
{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS)
{\pos(97,275)}(INHALES)
my heart is a tooth,
{\pos(97,275)}and it's got a cavity
that can only be filled
with children.
{\pos(97,275)}I'm sorry.
{\pos(97,275)}You are a beautiful woman.
Do you speak Spanish?
{\pos(97,275)}Do I look like
I speak Spanish?
{\pos(97,275)}You have a face
como un burro.
{\pos(97,275)}Oh!
{\pos(97,275)}Well, thank you!
(GIGGLES)
{\pos(97,275)}Anyway, can we proceed
with this adoption?
{\pos(97,275)}So, so excited!
{\pos(97,275)}Please tell Margo,
Edith and Agnes
to come to the lobby.
{\pos(97,275)}(ALL SCREAMING)
{\pos(97,275)}I bet the mom
is beautiful!
{\pos(97,275)}I bet the daddy's
eyes sparkle.
{\pos(97,275)}I bet their house is
made of Gummi Bears.
{\pos(97,275)}I'm just saying
it'd be nice.
{\pos(97,275)}Aw! My caterpillar never
turned into a butterfly.
{\pos(97,275)}That's a Cheeto.
{\pos(97,275)}Oh!
{\pos(97,275)}Well, Debbie was
a very lucky woman.
{\pos(97,275)}Who's Debbie?
{\pos(97,275)}Your wife.
(DOOR OPENS)
{\pos(97,275)}Oh! Hi, girls!
{\pos(97,275)}Girls, I want you
to meet Mr. Gru.
{\pos(97,275)}He's going to adopt you.
{\pos(97,275)}And he's a dentist!
{\pos(97,275)}Yeah! (CHUCKLING)
{\pos(97,275)}Um...
{\pos(97,275)}Hi. I'm Margo.
This is Edith.
{\pos(97,275)}And that's Agnes.
{\pos(97,275)}(SING-SONG)
I got your leg,
I got your leg!
{\pos(97,275)}Okay, that is enough,
little girl.
{\pos(97,275)}Let go of my leg.
Come on. You can do it.
Higher!
{\pos(97,275)}Higher! (LAUGHS)
Just release
your grip. Wow!
{\pos(97,275)}How do you remove them?
Is there a command?
{\pos(97,275)}Some nonstick spray?
{\pos(97,275)}Crowbar? (SIGHS)
{\pos(97,275)}Okay, girls, let's go.
{\pos(97,275)}(CRYING)
{\pos(97,275)}(CAR ALARMS SOUNDING)
{\pos(97,275)}VECTOR: (GRUNTS) Ah-ha!
{\pos(97,275)}Oh, yeah!
{\pos(97,275)}Pretty impressive!
{\pos(97,275)}What are you looking at?
{\pos(97,275)}Boo-ya!
{\pos(97,275)}You got shrunk,
tiny mouthwash!
{\pos(97,275)}Take that!
{\pos(97,275)}You done been shrunk!
{\pos(97,275)}(CELL PHONE RINGING)
{\pos(97,275)}Yello?
{\pos(97,275)}I got the shrink ray,
all right.
{\pos(97,275)}No, I'm not
playing with it.
{\pos(97,275)}Gru? (LAUGHING)
{\pos(97,275)}Don't make me laugh! No.
{\pos(97,275)}P.S., he is not
getting the moon,
{\pos(97,275)}and P. P.S., by the time
I'm done with him,
{\pos(97,275)}he's gonna be
begging for mercy.
{\pos(97,275)}Okay, bye.
{\pos(97,275)}Aw! Look at you,
a little tiny toilet
for a little tiny baby...
{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMS)
{\pos(97,275)}Curse you, tiny toilet!
{\pos(97,275)}Okay, here we are.
{\pos(97,275)}Home sweet home.
{\pos(97,275)}So, this is, like,
your house?
{\pos(97,275)}Wait a sec...
{\pos(97,275)}You're the guy
who pretended he was
a recorded message!
{\pos(97,275)}No, that was
someone else.
{\pos(97,275)}Can I hold your hand?
{\pos(97,275)}Uh, no.
{\pos(97,275)}When we got adopted
by a bald guy,
{\pos(97,275)}I thought this'd be
more like Annie.
{\pos(97,275)}(GROWLING)
{\pos(97,275)}No, hey!
{\pos(97,275)}Kyle, these are not treats.
These are guests.
{\pos(97,275)}Girls,
this is Kyle, my
{\pos(97,275)}dog.
{\pos(97,275)}(SNARLS)
{\pos(97,275)}Ooh! Fluffy doggy!
{\pos(97,275)}(YELPING)
{\pos(97,275)}What kind of dog
is that?
{\pos(97,275)}He is a...
I don't know.
{\pos(97,275)}MARGO: Do you really think
that this is an appropriate
place for little kids?
{\pos(97,275)}'Cause it's not.
{\pos(97,275)}No! No!
Stay away from there!
{\pos(97,275)}It's fragile.
{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS)
{\pos(97,275)}Well, I suppose
the plan will
work with two.
{\pos(97,275)}EDITH: Hey!
It's dark in here.
{\pos(97,275)}It poked a hole
in my juice box.
{\pos(97,275)}As you can see,
{\pos(97,275)}I have provided everything
a child might need.
{\pos(97,275)}All right.
{\pos(97,275)}Uh... Okay.
As I was saying... Hey!
(CRASHING)
{\pos(97,275)}Somebody broke that.
{\pos(97,275)}Okay, okay.
Clearly, we need
to set some rules.
{\pos(97,275)}Rule number one.
{\pos(97,275)}You will not
touch anything.
{\pos(97,275)}Uh-huh.
What about the floor?
{\pos(97,275)}Yes, you may
touch the floor.
{\pos(97,275)}What about the air?
{\pos(97,275)}Yes, you may
touch the air!
{\pos(97,275)}What about this?
{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS)
{\pos(97,275)}Where did you get that?
Found it.
{\pos(97,275)}Okay. Rule number two.
You will not bother me
while I'm working.
{\pos(97,275)}Rule number three.
{\pos(97,275)}You will not cry or whine
or laugh or giggle
{\pos(97,275)}or sneeze
or burp or fart!
{\pos(97,275)}So, no, no, no
annoying sounds.
All right?
{\pos(97,275)}Does this count
as annoying?
{\pos(97,275)}(POPPING)
{\pos(97,275)}Very!
{\pos(97,275)}(SIGHS)
{\pos(97,275)}I will see you
in six hours.
{\pos(97,275)}Okay, don't worry.
Everything's going
to be fine.
{\pos(97,275)}We're gonna be
really happy here.
Right? Agnes?
{\pos(97,275)}Mmm?
{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS)
{\pos(97,275)}(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
{\pos(97,275)}(CLICKING)
{\pos(97,275)}(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)
{\pos(97,275)}Uh, question.
What are these?
{\pos(97,275)}A dozen boogie robots!
Boogie! (LAUGHING)
{\pos(97,275)}Look at this. Watch me!
{\pos(97,275)}(MUSIC STOPS)
{\pos(97,275)}Cookie robots.
I said cookie robots.
{\pos(97,275)}Why are you so old?
{\pos(97,275)}Okay. I'm on it.
{\pos(97,275)}Hello?
{\pos(97,275)}TV!
{\pos(97,275)}(KYLE GROWLING)
{\pos(97,275)}(WHIMPERS)
{\pos(97,275)}MARGO: What is that?
{\pos(97,275)}Wow!
Look at that!
{\pos(97,275)}That is cool!
{\pos(97,275)}Come on!
{\pos(97,275)}I don't think
he's a dentist.
{\pos(97,275)}(WHIMPERS)
{\pos(97,275)}We've been working
on this for a while.
{\pos(97,275)}It's a anti-gravity serum.
{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMING)
{\pos(97,275)}(SCREAMING)
{\pos(97,275)}I meant to close that.
He'll be all right,
I'm sure.
{\pos(97,275)}Do the effects wear off?
{\pos(97,275)}Uh, so far,
{\pos(97,275)}no. No, they don't.
{\pos(97,275)}And here, of course,
is the new weapon
you ordered.
{\pos(97,275)}(FARTING)
{\pos(97,275)}No, no.
{\pos(97,275)}I said "dart gun,"
not... Okay.
{\pos(97,275)}Oh, yes.
'Cause I was wondering
{\pos(97,275)}under what circumstances
would we use this?
{\pos(97,275)}But, anyway.
{\pos(97,275)}What I really wanted
to show you was this.
{\pos(97,275)}Now those are
cookie robots!
{\pos(97,275)}AGNES: (SINGING)
La, la, la, la
I love unicorns
{\pos(97,275)}What are you doing here?
I told you to stay
in the kitchen!
{\pos(97,275)}We got bored.
What is this place?
{\pos(97,275)}Can I drink this?
{\pos(97,275)}Do you want to explode?
{\pos(97,275)}(EXCLAIMS)
{\pos(97,275)}Gru!
{\pos(97,275)}Get back
in the kitchen!
{\pos(97,275)}Will you play with us?
No.
{\pos(97,275)}Why?
Because I'm busy.
{\pos(97,275)}(SCOFFS)
Doing what?
{\pos(97,275)}Um...
{\pos(97,275)}Okay, okay,
you got me.
{\pos(97,275)}The dentist thing
is more of a hobby.
{\pos(97,275)}In real life,
I am a spy.
{\pos(97,275)}And it is top secret,
and you may not tell anybody,
{\pos(97,275)}because if you do...
What does this do?
{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS)
{\pos(97,275)}Hey!
Oops.
{\pos(97,275)}My unicorn!
{\pos(97,275)}You have to fix it.
{\pos(97,275)}Fix it?
Look, it has been
disintegrated.
{\pos(97,275)}By definition,
it cannot be fixed.
{\pos(97,275)}(GASPS)
{\pos(97,275)}(INHALES)
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