神偷奶爸 Despicable Me (2010)【完整台词】

{\pos(289,275)}GIRLS: Aw!

{\pos(289,275)}Aw!
Aw!

{\pos(289,275)}Not you two!

{\pos(289,275)}(CHEERING)

{\pos(289,275)}Okey-dokey. Beddie-bye.
All tucked in. Sweet dreams.

{\pos(289,275)}Just so you know,

{\pos(289,275)}you're never
gonna be my dad.

{\pos(289,275)}Hmm. I think
I can live with that.

{\pos(289,275)}Are these beds
made out of bombs?

{\pos(289,275)}Yes, but they are
very old and highly
unlikely to blow up.

{\pos(289,275)}But try not to
toss and turn.

{\pos(289,275)}Cool.

{\pos(289,275)}Will you read us
a bedtime story?
No.

{\pos(289,275)}But we can't go to sleep
without a bedtime story.

{\pos(289,275)}Well, then it's going
to be a long night
for you, isn't it?

{\pos(289,275)}So, good night,
sleep tight, and don't
let the bed bugs bite.

{\pos(289,275)}Because there are literally
thousands of them.

{\pos(289,275)}(WHISPERING SCARILY)
And there's probably
something in your closet.

{\pos(289,275)}He's just kidding, Agnes.

{\pos(289,275)}(DOOR OPENS)
(GASPS)

{\pos(289,275)}(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

{\pos(289,275)}It's beautiful.

{\pos(289,275)}(HUMMING)

{\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS)

{\pos(289,275)}Girls, let's go.

{\pos(289,275)}Time to deliver the cookies!

{\pos(289,275)}Mmm. Okay. But first,
we're going to dance class.

{\pos(289,275)}Actually,
we're going to have to skip
the dance class today.

{\pos(289,275)}Actually, we can't

{\pos(289,275)}(IMITATING GRU)
Skip the dance
class today.

{\pos(289,275)}We have a big recital
coming up.

{\pos(289,275)}We're doing an excerpt
from Swan Lake.

{\pos(289,275)}Yeah, Swan Lake!

{\pos(289,275)}That's fantastic.
Wonderful.

{\pos(289,275)}But we're going to
deliver cookies!
Come on!

{\pos(289,275)}No.

{\pos(289,275)}No?

{\pos(289,275)}We're not going
to deliver cookies
until we do dance class.

{\pos(289,275)}GRU: Really?

{\pos(289,275)}Well, I am not driving you
to dance class.

{\pos(289,275)}So if you want to go,
you are going to have
to walk yourselves.

{\pos(289,275)}What are you doing?

{\pos(289,275)}Walking to dance class.

{\pos(289,275)}Ya? Okay, fine.

{\pos(289,275)}You just keep walking,
because I'm really not
driving you!

{\pos(289,275)}MARGO: Okay.

{\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)

{\pos(289,275)}You're going to suffer
the wrath of Gru!

{\pos(289,275)}Seriously,
I'm going to
count to three!

{\pos(289,275)}And you had better
be in this car!

{\pos(289,275)}Here we go! One! Two!

{\pos(289,275)}INSTRUCTOR: Three,
four and five.

{\pos(289,275)}And lift, and stretch.

{\pos(289,275)}And one, and two...

{\pos(289,275)}Here you go.
What is it?

{\pos(289,275)}Your ticket
to the dance recital.
You are coming, right?

{\pos(289,275)}Of course,
of course.

{\pos(289,275)}I have pins and needles
that I'm sitting on.

{\pos(289,275)}Pinky promise?

{\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS)

{\pos(289,275)}Oh, yes.
My pinky promises.

{\pos(289,275)}All right.
Our first customer
is a man named Vector.

{\pos(289,275)}But he's a V.

{\pos(289,275)}You know, we're supposed
to start with the A's.

{\pos(289,275)}Then we go to the B's.
Then we...

{\pos(289,275)}Yes, yes!
I went to kindergarten.

{\pos(289,275)}I know how
the alphabet works!

{\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS)

{\pos(289,275)}I was just thinking

{\pos(289,275)}that it might be nice to
deliver Mr. Vector's first.

{\pos(289,275)}That is all.

{\pos(289,275)}Almost over.
It's almost over.

{\pos(289,275)}Girls,
welcome back to the fortress
of Vector-tude! (CHUCKLING)

{\pos(289,275)}Do you have
my cookies for me?

{\pos(289,275)}Four boxes of mini-mints,
two toffee totes,

{\pos(289,275)}two caramel clumpies
and fifteen boxes
of coco-nutties.

{\pos(289,275)}Exactly.
I'd like to see somebody else
order that many cookies.

{\pos(289,275)}Not likely.

{\pos(289,275)}Name one person
who ordered more
cookies than me.

{\pos(289,275)}That'll be $52.

{\pos(289,275)}Right.

{\pos(289,275)}Seven, eight, nine...

{\pos(289,275)}Tic Tacs! Where was I?

{\pos(289,275)}Seven, eight, nine...

{\pos(289,275)}Why are you
wearing pajamas?

{\pos(289,275)}(SCOFFING)
These aren't pajamas!
This is a warm-up suit.

{\pos(289,275)}(BLEEPING)

{\pos(289,275)}What are you
warming up for?
Stuff.

{\pos(289,275)}What sort of stuff?

{\pos(289,275)}Super-cool stuff
you wouldn't understand.

{\pos(289,275)}Like sleeping?

{\pos(289,275)}They are not pajamas!

{\pos(289,275)}(ALL GRUNTING)

{\pos(289,275)}Here you go, 52 big ones.

{\pos(289,275)}(GASPS)

{\pos(289,275)}(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)

{\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING)

{\pos(289,275)}Bye!

{\pos(289,275)}(DEVICE POWERING DOWN)

{\pos(289,275)}(GASPS)

{\pos(289,275)}(EXHALES)

{\pos(289,275)}(CRACKING)

{\pos(289,275)}(SHUDDERING)

{\pos(289,275)}(THEME MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

{\pos(289,275)}(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)

{\pos(289,275)}(SOFTLY)
Come on!

{\pos(289,275)}(GROANS)

{\pos(289,275)}(GRUNTS) What the...

{\pos(289,275)}Quiet down, fish!

{\pos(289,275)}Down, boy!

{\pos(289,275)}Ah-ha! (LAUGHING)

{\pos(289,275)}We did it!
Come on, girls, let's go!

{\pos(289,275)}But what about
the other people
who ordered cookies?

{\pos(289,275)}Life is full of
disappointments

{\pos(289,275)}for some people.
(CHUCKLING)

{\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING)
(EXCLAIMS)

{\pos(289,275)}(SCREAMING)

{\pos(289,275)}Don't do that!

{\pos(289,275)}Super Silly Fun Land!
Can we go? Please?

{\pos(289,275)}No.

{\pos(289,275)}But we've never been.
And it's the funnest
place on earth!

{\pos(289,275)}Don't care.

{\pos(289,275)}Please?
Please?

{\pos(289,275)}We'll never ask
for anything else,
ever again!

{\pos(289,275)}Pretty please?
Please?

{\pos(289,275)}Come on!
Come on!

{\pos(289,275)}Light bulb.

{\pos(289,275)}Come on!

{\pos(289,275)}Goodbye, have fun.

{\pos(289,275)}Sorry, dude.
They can't ride
without an adult.

{\pos(289,275)}What?

{\pos(289,275)}(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)

{\pos(289,275)}(GIRLS WHOOPING)

{\pos(289,275)}(ALL SCREAMING)

{\pos(289,275)}(RETCHING)

{\pos(289,275)}AGNES: (SQUEALS)
Oh, my gosh!

{\pos(289,275)}Look at that
fluffy unicorn!

{\pos(289,275)}He's so fluffy,
I'm gonna die!

{\pos(289,275)}You've gotta let
us play for it!

{\pos(289,275)}No, no, no.

{\pos(289,275)}Come on!

{\pos(289,275)}How much for
the fluffy unicorn?

{\pos(289,275)}(LAUGHING)

{\pos(289,275)}Well, it is not
for sale.

{\pos(289,275)}But all you gotta do
to win it

{\pos(289,275)}is knock down that
little spaceship there.

{\pos(289,275)}It's easy!

{\pos(289,275)}Yay!

{\pos(289,275)}Again!

{\pos(289,275)}Wait!
Come on.
One more time!

{\pos(289,275)}Just one more.

{\pos(289,275)}I accidentally
closed my eyes.

{\pos(289,275)}I hit it!
I hit it!
That was cool.

{\pos(289,275)}Aw!

{\pos(289,275)}Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What was that?

{\pos(289,275)}She hit that.
I saw that with
my own eyes.

{\pos(289,275)}Hey, buddy,
let me explain
something to you.

{\pos(289,275)}You see that
little tin spaceship?

{\pos(289,275)}You see how
it's not knocked over?

{\pos(289,275)}Do you know what
that means, professor?

{\pos(289,275)}It means you don't
get the unicorn!

{\pos(289,275)}Oh! Uh-oh!

{\pos(289,275)}Somebody's got
a frowny face.

{\pos(289,275)}Boo! Better luck
next time!

{\pos(289,275)}Okay, my turn.

{\pos(289,275)}Knocked over!

{\pos(289,275)}It's so fluffy!

{\pos(289,275)}Yeah!

{\pos(289,275)}That was awesome!

{\pos(289,275)}You blew up
the whole thing!

{\pos(289,275)}Let's go.
Let's try
another game!

{\pos(289,275)}(ALL LAUGHING)

{\pos(289,275)}Gru, do you mind
if I have a quick word?

{\pos(289,275)}Okay, girls, go play.

{\pos(289,275)}I got the shrink ray!

{\pos(289,275)}Cotton candy!

{\pos(289,275)}We have 12 days
until the moon is
in optimum position.

{\pos(289,275)}We can't afford
any distractions!

{\pos(289,275)}Get me Perkins.

{\pos(289,275)}Ah-ha!