神偷奶爸2 Despicable Me 2 (2013)【完整台词】
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Ta-da!
Ta-da! Ta... Ta-da!
Ta-da!
Huh?
Three weeks, and we're still
no closer to cracking this.
Right, bring him in!
Yes, sir.
This is the best party ever!
Yeah!
Ha!
Oh, no! A dragon
is approaching!
Fear not, for here come the
gallant knights to save us.
Yay!
No, no, no. What do you
mean she's not coming?
I have a backyard full
of these little girls
who are counting on a visit
from a fairy princess.
Hurts! Stop it!
Listen! I don't want a refund,
I want the fairy princess,
Please, please,
I'm begging you.
You know what? I hope that
you can sleep at night,
you crusher of little
girls' dreams!
Ooh, ooh!
When's the fairy
princess coming?
Any minute now!
Yay!
Stall them!
Ooh!
Whoa! Whoa, okay!
Okay, all right.
That's enough of
the magic show.
Aw!
Wait, did you hear that?
It sounded like the twinkling
sounds of magical fairy dust.
It's the fairy princess!
She's coming!
Look!
- Huh? On!
- Eh'?
Ow!
Ow.
It is I, Gruzinkerbell,
the most magical fairy
princess of all!
And I am here to
wish Princess Agnes
a very Happy Birthday!
How come you're so fat?
Because
my house is made of candy,
and sometimes I eat instead
of facing my problems!
How come you have...
Okay, time for cake.
Yay!
Thank you, Gruzinkerbell! You're
the best fairy princess ever!
You are welcome, little girl!
I know it's really you, Gru. I'm
just pretending for the other kids.
Hey there, Gru.
Mr. Life of the Party!
Hello, Jillian.
So, I'm gonna go out
on a limb here,
but my friend Natalie is
recently single, and... Oop.
No, no, no, get off the limb right now.
No limb.
Come on, she's a riot!
She sings karaoke, she
has a lot of free time,
looks aren't that
important to her...
No, Jills, that is not happening.
Seriously, I'm fine.
Okay, fine, forget Natalie.
How about my cousin Linda?
No!
Oh! Oh! I know someone
whose husband just died...
I'm sorry, I did
not see you there.
Or there.
Kyle? Kyle?
Kyle, no! Do not do your
business on the petunias!
There you go. Those
are Fred's, go crazy.
Good boy!
Mr. Gru?
I didn't... What? Yes?
Hi! Agent Lucy
Wilde of the AVL.
Oh, whoops!
Sorry, you're gonna
have to come with me.
Oh, sorry, I... Freeze Ray!
You know, you really
should announce
your weapons after you
fire them, Mr. Gru.
For example...
Lipstick taser!
Oh, it works so good.
Man!
Large person.
Oh, sorry.
Get in there... Huh?
...you big man!
Boss!
Uh? Huh!
Whoa!
Huh?
Ah! Wooh!
Ooh!
Oh!
Huh? Ah. Quack, quack!
Wow!
What? Where?
Whoa, foot is asleep.
Ah, pins and needles!
Good afternoon, Mr. Gru.
Eh.
I apologize for our methods
in getting you here.
I don't. I'd do it
again in a heartbeat.
I am not gonna lie,
I enjoyed that.
Every second of it. Gave me
a bit of a buzz, actually.
That's enough, Agent Wilde.
Sorry, sir.
Okay, this is bogus!
I don't know who you people
think you are, but...
We are the
Anti-Villain League.
An ultra-secret organization dedicated
to fighting crime on a global scale.
Rob a bank, we're not interested.
Kill someone, not our deal.
But you want to melt the polar ice
caps, or vaporize Mount Fuji,
or even steal the Moon...
Then we notice.
First of all, you got no
proof that I did that.
Second, after I did do
that, I put it back!
We're well aware
of that, Mr. Gru.
That's why we
brought you here.
I am the League's director,
Silas Ramsbottom.
Bottom.
Hilarious.
Agent Wilde?
Oh, me now? Ah.
Um, recently, an
entire top-secret lab
disappeared from
the Arctic Circle.
Yeah, the entire lab, just...
Gone. Where did it go?
I don't care.
Hmm. The lab was
devoted to experiments
involving PX-41, a
transmutation serum.
What is PX-41, you ask?
Mmm, it's pretty bad. Look.
Ah!
Huh, you usually don't
see that in bunnies.
As you can see, in the wrong
hands, the PX-41 serum
could be the most devastating
weapon on Earth.
Fortunately, it has a very
distinct chemical footprint.
And using the latest
chem-tracking technology,
we found traces of it
in the Paradise Mall.
A mall?
Precisely. And we believe
that one of these
shop owners is a
master criminal.
And that's where you come in.
As an ex-villain, you know how a
villain thinks, how a villain acts.
The plan is to set
you up undercover
at a shop in the mall,
where hopefully...
Okay, I see where
this is going,
with all the Mission:
Impossible stuff, but no. No!
I'm a father now. And a
legitimate businessman.
I am developing a line of
delicious jams and jellies.
"Jams and jellies"?
Oh, attitude! That's right!
So, thanks, but no thanks.
And here's a tip. Instead of
tasing people and kidnapping them,
maybe you should just
give them a call!
Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.
Ramsbottom.
Oh, yeah, like
that's any better.
Hello.
Look, I probably shouldn't
be saying this,
but your work as a villain
was kind of amazing.
So, if you ever wanna get back
to doing something awesome,
give us a call.
Hey, I told you
guys to get to bed.
Oh, sorry.
So, when you going
on your date?
What?
Remember, Miss Jillian said she
was arranging a date for you.
Yeah, well, she is a nut job,
and I'm not going on any date.
Why not? Are you scared?
Hey, did you guys see
the Moon landing on TV?
Yeah, I can't believe it.
It's so cool!
Excuse me? Lisa?
I was talking to
Billy the other day.
No way!
He is so cute.
Ah. Hey, Lisa, I was
wondering if you...
Ew! Gru touched Lisa!
Gru touched Lisa!
Ew!
Lisa's got Gruties!
Ta-da! Ta... Ta-da!
Ta-da!
Huh?
Three weeks, and we're still
no closer to cracking this.
Right, bring him in!
Yes, sir.
This is the best party ever!
Yeah!
Ha!
Oh, no! A dragon
is approaching!
Fear not, for here come the
gallant knights to save us.
Yay!
No, no, no. What do you
mean she's not coming?
I have a backyard full
of these little girls
who are counting on a visit
from a fairy princess.
Hurts! Stop it!
Listen! I don't want a refund,
I want the fairy princess,
Please, please,
I'm begging you.
You know what? I hope that
you can sleep at night,
you crusher of little
girls' dreams!
Ooh, ooh!
When's the fairy
princess coming?
Any minute now!
Yay!
Stall them!
Ooh!
Whoa! Whoa, okay!
Okay, all right.
That's enough of
the magic show.
Aw!
Wait, did you hear that?
It sounded like the twinkling
sounds of magical fairy dust.
It's the fairy princess!
She's coming!
Look!
- Huh? On!
- Eh'?
Ow!
Ow.
It is I, Gruzinkerbell,
the most magical fairy
princess of all!
And I am here to
wish Princess Agnes
a very Happy Birthday!
How come you're so fat?
Because
my house is made of candy,
and sometimes I eat instead
of facing my problems!
How come you have...
Okay, time for cake.
Yay!
Thank you, Gruzinkerbell! You're
the best fairy princess ever!
You are welcome, little girl!
I know it's really you, Gru. I'm
just pretending for the other kids.
Hey there, Gru.
Mr. Life of the Party!
Hello, Jillian.
So, I'm gonna go out
on a limb here,
but my friend Natalie is
recently single, and... Oop.
No, no, no, get off the limb right now.
No limb.
Come on, she's a riot!
She sings karaoke, she
has a lot of free time,
looks aren't that
important to her...
No, Jills, that is not happening.
Seriously, I'm fine.
Okay, fine, forget Natalie.
How about my cousin Linda?
No!
Oh! Oh! I know someone
whose husband just died...
I'm sorry, I did
not see you there.
Or there.
Kyle? Kyle?
Kyle, no! Do not do your
business on the petunias!
There you go. Those
are Fred's, go crazy.
Good boy!
Mr. Gru?
I didn't... What? Yes?
Hi! Agent Lucy
Wilde of the AVL.
Oh, whoops!
Sorry, you're gonna
have to come with me.
Oh, sorry, I... Freeze Ray!
You know, you really
should announce
your weapons after you
fire them, Mr. Gru.
For example...
Lipstick taser!
Oh, it works so good.
Man!
Large person.
Oh, sorry.
Get in there... Huh?
...you big man!
Boss!
Uh? Huh!
Whoa!
Huh?
Ah! Wooh!
Ooh!
Oh!
Huh? Ah. Quack, quack!
Wow!
What? Where?
Whoa, foot is asleep.
Ah, pins and needles!
Good afternoon, Mr. Gru.
Eh.
I apologize for our methods
in getting you here.
I don't. I'd do it
again in a heartbeat.
I am not gonna lie,
I enjoyed that.
Every second of it. Gave me
a bit of a buzz, actually.
That's enough, Agent Wilde.
Sorry, sir.
Okay, this is bogus!
I don't know who you people
think you are, but...
We are the
Anti-Villain League.
An ultra-secret organization dedicated
to fighting crime on a global scale.
Rob a bank, we're not interested.
Kill someone, not our deal.
But you want to melt the polar ice
caps, or vaporize Mount Fuji,
or even steal the Moon...
Then we notice.
First of all, you got no
proof that I did that.
Second, after I did do
that, I put it back!
We're well aware
of that, Mr. Gru.
That's why we
brought you here.
I am the League's director,
Silas Ramsbottom.
Bottom.
Hilarious.
Agent Wilde?
Oh, me now? Ah.
Um, recently, an
entire top-secret lab
disappeared from
the Arctic Circle.
Yeah, the entire lab, just...
Gone. Where did it go?
I don't care.
Hmm. The lab was
devoted to experiments
involving PX-41, a
transmutation serum.
What is PX-41, you ask?
Mmm, it's pretty bad. Look.
Ah!
Huh, you usually don't
see that in bunnies.
As you can see, in the wrong
hands, the PX-41 serum
could be the most devastating
weapon on Earth.
Fortunately, it has a very
distinct chemical footprint.
And using the latest
chem-tracking technology,
we found traces of it
in the Paradise Mall.
A mall?
Precisely. And we believe
that one of these
shop owners is a
master criminal.
And that's where you come in.
As an ex-villain, you know how a
villain thinks, how a villain acts.
The plan is to set
you up undercover
at a shop in the mall,
where hopefully...
Okay, I see where
this is going,
with all the Mission:
Impossible stuff, but no. No!
I'm a father now. And a
legitimate businessman.
I am developing a line of
delicious jams and jellies.
"Jams and jellies"?
Oh, attitude! That's right!
So, thanks, but no thanks.
And here's a tip. Instead of
tasing people and kidnapping them,
maybe you should just
give them a call!
Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.
Ramsbottom.
Oh, yeah, like
that's any better.
Hello.
Look, I probably shouldn't
be saying this,
but your work as a villain
was kind of amazing.
So, if you ever wanna get back
to doing something awesome,
give us a call.
Hey, I told you
guys to get to bed.
Oh, sorry.
So, when you going
on your date?
What?
Remember, Miss Jillian said she
was arranging a date for you.
Yeah, well, she is a nut job,
and I'm not going on any date.
Why not? Are you scared?
Hey, did you guys see
the Moon landing on TV?
Yeah, I can't believe it.
It's so cool!
Excuse me? Lisa?
I was talking to
Billy the other day.
No way!
He is so cute.
Ah. Hey, Lisa, I was
wondering if you...
Ew! Gru touched Lisa!
Gru touched Lisa!
Ew!
Lisa's got Gruties!
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