查克·诺里斯对共产主义 Chuck Norris vs Communism(2015)【完整台词】
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(IN ROMANIAN)
I was young, about eight years old.
And someone said,
"Let's go to a video night!"
(MOVIE PLAYING ON TV)
It was thrilling
watching a foreign film
for the first time.
Almost illegal,
because they weren't allowed.
At least I felt that we were watching
things we shouldn't see.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Mum wouldn't let me watch that film.
It was considered...
-Too erotic?
-Yes, yes.
-"Why is he doing that to her skirt?"
-(LAUGHING)
"What's that? Look at her?"
Once Upon a Time in America
with Robert De Niro.
Pretty Woman.
The Protector.
Nine and a Half Weeks.
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
(IN ENGLISH)
"Goose, Goose I'm on your tail."
(IN ROMANIAN)
Top Gun, wait a minute, Top Gun!
Seriously, I saw it 38 times.
(TV PLAYING)
I remember my first film.
It was Last Tango in Paris
with Marlon Brando.
It was like being hit over the head!
I didn't imagine
a film like that could exist.
(WOMAN DUBBING IN ROMANIAN)
(WOMAN DUBBING IN ROMANIAN)
(CHUCKLING) I felt like
I was struck by lightning!
And what a film to start with!
That's when I realized how
far behind the West we were.
(SPEAKING ROMANIAN)
NICOLAE CEAUSESCU
ROMANIA'S DICTATOR 1965-1983
In Romania
capitalism has lived its last day.
The people are the true masters
and will remain masters
of their destiny
and the riches of the country.
(PEOPLE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
Television went from two channels to one,
with only two hours of TV a day.
(REPORTER SPEAKING IN ROMANIAN)
Comrade Nicolae Ceausescu's report.
A brilliant contribution
to economic and social life
is the focus for the whole country.
To deny 20 million people
access to information
and to keep a whole country in ignorance
for years
has very serious consequences.
(CROWD CHANTING)
There were no films,
but we were hungry for cinema.
Then VHS films appeared,
"video" as we called it.
It felt amazing to do something illegal
during Communism, something not communist,
watching imperialist movies.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
They were all dubbed by the same voice
and that was the voice of Irina Nistor.
The whole country knew her voice,
but no one knew what she looked like.
(IN ENGLISH)
Kiss me.
(NISTOR DUBBING IN ROMANIAN)
Kiss me.
But you're sticky.
So what?
It's the most well known voice
in Romania after Ceausescu's.
(NISTOR DUBBING IN ROMANIAN)
When I say, yes?
(IN ENGLISH)
All right, now.
Now.
Easy.
I really wanted to know
what she looked like.
I didn't think she had a body.
She was pure consciousness.
-She was the voice.
-Yes, the voice.
(IN ENGLISH)
You work on commission, right?
(NISTOR DUBBING IN ROMANIAN)
You work on commission, right?
Yes.
Big mistake!
Big mistake!
Huge!
She was an entity. (CHUCKLES)
I imagined her dubbing films
in her kitchen, making soup.
Yeah, because you could hear noises.
A brunette with long hair
and really strong.
I always had a feeling
that she was blonde.
Very beautiful.
She has this warm, soft voice.
That's how I saw her...
A feline, a model.
That's how I imagined Irina Nistor.
Incredibly beautiful.
Divine.
Like a voice from a choir of angels.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
NISTOR: In the '80s,
I was working as a film translator
for the State Television.
THE VOICE OF IRINA NISTOR
I didn't fit in there.
I didn't like it as sometimes
I had to translate
for the Censorship Committee.
They decided what to broadcast
and what to cut.
NISTOR: (TRANSLATING)
New Jersey, three months earlier.
Mum, I don't want to go to school,
Mrs. Wardrobe is impossible.
I don't want to discuss this.
No, cut this.
(TRANSLATING) Mum, we'll be late.
Stop!
Too much food.
Products, look, look!
What's the message?
That the West is a land of prosperity?
I don't think so.
So we're cutting this?
Of course we are.
(SPEAKING ROMANIAN)
To start with, I managed to find a TV.
I paid 20,000 LEI for it.
It was a Sharp TV made in Japan.
The second step
was getting a video player.
(DOOR OPENING)
A video player cost as much as a car.
It was the equivalent of a new car.
55,000 LEI.
-We started around 1985.
-Yes.
When your husband went to Germany
and he brought a video player.
You couldn't buy a video player
in our shops.
BARBU: They came in the evening,
around 20 people at first.
Then it grew as word spread
that I was screening films.
By the morning I'd have around 3,000 LEI,
and a monthly salary was 2,000 LEI.
-Barbu's throwing a video night.
-What's he showing?
Something with Chuck Norris.
-What time?
-8:00.
I'll go tell the others.
-We'd talk like this...
-Yes, let's see a film.
At street corners, whispering.
"Hey, can you make it?"
-Evening. Barbu's showing films tonight.
-Yes?
-When?
-8:00.
-How's your mum?
-Good, thanks.
There's a video night at Barbu's tonight.
Come to Barbu's,
he's showing films tonight.
Chuck Norris, action films.
8:00, at Barbu's.
So the first film I saw
was...
(CLOCK TICKING)
In a small apartment.
It smelled of damp, but it didn't matter.
A clock,
somewhere in the hallway, ticking.
What are you doing here, Bogdan?
I'm here for the screening.
-You got money?
-I do.
C'mon.
BARBU: People wanted to know.
To know a society that was forbidden.
I think we were all breathing
at the same time.
(TV PLAYING)
And when the film started,
we were all savoring each image.
Even that jingle
at the beginning of the film.
(NISTOR DUBBING)
Lone Wolf McQuade.
Chuck Norris gets a terrible beating.
And they lock him in his car.
A digger makes a hole.
And they push him in the hole
with the car,
and cover him.
Then...
He wakes up, obviously.
And says,
"I've got to get out of here."
No panic.
No anger.
He was in control.
I thought it was real.
I see myself, mouth wide open.
Eyes peeled.
It's okay, we'll make it.
Of course I can do it!
You can do it!
And he started the car.
(IN ENGLISH)
Ranger! You son of a bitch!
(IN ROMANIAN)
And he got out!
ROMANIA'S TV STATION
I was young, about eight years old.
And someone said,
"Let's go to a video night!"
(MOVIE PLAYING ON TV)
It was thrilling
watching a foreign film
for the first time.
Almost illegal,
because they weren't allowed.
At least I felt that we were watching
things we shouldn't see.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Mum wouldn't let me watch that film.
It was considered...
-Too erotic?
-Yes, yes.
-"Why is he doing that to her skirt?"
-(LAUGHING)
"What's that? Look at her?"
Once Upon a Time in America
with Robert De Niro.
Pretty Woman.
The Protector.
Nine and a Half Weeks.
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
(IN ENGLISH)
"Goose, Goose I'm on your tail."
(IN ROMANIAN)
Top Gun, wait a minute, Top Gun!
Seriously, I saw it 38 times.
(TV PLAYING)
I remember my first film.
It was Last Tango in Paris
with Marlon Brando.
It was like being hit over the head!
I didn't imagine
a film like that could exist.
(WOMAN DUBBING IN ROMANIAN)
(WOMAN DUBBING IN ROMANIAN)
(CHUCKLING) I felt like
I was struck by lightning!
And what a film to start with!
That's when I realized how
far behind the West we were.
(SPEAKING ROMANIAN)
NICOLAE CEAUSESCU
ROMANIA'S DICTATOR 1965-1983
In Romania
capitalism has lived its last day.
The people are the true masters
and will remain masters
of their destiny
and the riches of the country.
(PEOPLE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
Television went from two channels to one,
with only two hours of TV a day.
(REPORTER SPEAKING IN ROMANIAN)
Comrade Nicolae Ceausescu's report.
A brilliant contribution
to economic and social life
is the focus for the whole country.
To deny 20 million people
access to information
and to keep a whole country in ignorance
for years
has very serious consequences.
(CROWD CHANTING)
There were no films,
but we were hungry for cinema.
Then VHS films appeared,
"video" as we called it.
It felt amazing to do something illegal
during Communism, something not communist,
watching imperialist movies.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
They were all dubbed by the same voice
and that was the voice of Irina Nistor.
The whole country knew her voice,
but no one knew what she looked like.
(IN ENGLISH)
Kiss me.
(NISTOR DUBBING IN ROMANIAN)
Kiss me.
But you're sticky.
So what?
It's the most well known voice
in Romania after Ceausescu's.
(NISTOR DUBBING IN ROMANIAN)
When I say, yes?
(IN ENGLISH)
All right, now.
Now.
Easy.
I really wanted to know
what she looked like.
I didn't think she had a body.
She was pure consciousness.
-She was the voice.
-Yes, the voice.
(IN ENGLISH)
You work on commission, right?
(NISTOR DUBBING IN ROMANIAN)
You work on commission, right?
Yes.
Big mistake!
Big mistake!
Huge!
She was an entity. (CHUCKLES)
I imagined her dubbing films
in her kitchen, making soup.
Yeah, because you could hear noises.
A brunette with long hair
and really strong.
I always had a feeling
that she was blonde.
Very beautiful.
She has this warm, soft voice.
That's how I saw her...
A feline, a model.
That's how I imagined Irina Nistor.
Incredibly beautiful.
Divine.
Like a voice from a choir of angels.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
NISTOR: In the '80s,
I was working as a film translator
for the State Television.
THE VOICE OF IRINA NISTOR
I didn't fit in there.
I didn't like it as sometimes
I had to translate
for the Censorship Committee.
They decided what to broadcast
and what to cut.
NISTOR: (TRANSLATING)
New Jersey, three months earlier.
Mum, I don't want to go to school,
Mrs. Wardrobe is impossible.
I don't want to discuss this.
No, cut this.
(TRANSLATING) Mum, we'll be late.
Stop!
Too much food.
Products, look, look!
What's the message?
That the West is a land of prosperity?
I don't think so.
So we're cutting this?
Of course we are.
(SPEAKING ROMANIAN)
To start with, I managed to find a TV.
I paid 20,000 LEI for it.
It was a Sharp TV made in Japan.
The second step
was getting a video player.
(DOOR OPENING)
A video player cost as much as a car.
It was the equivalent of a new car.
55,000 LEI.
-We started around 1985.
-Yes.
When your husband went to Germany
and he brought a video player.
You couldn't buy a video player
in our shops.
BARBU: They came in the evening,
around 20 people at first.
Then it grew as word spread
that I was screening films.
By the morning I'd have around 3,000 LEI,
and a monthly salary was 2,000 LEI.
-Barbu's throwing a video night.
-What's he showing?
Something with Chuck Norris.
-What time?
-8:00.
I'll go tell the others.
-We'd talk like this...
-Yes, let's see a film.
At street corners, whispering.
"Hey, can you make it?"
-Evening. Barbu's showing films tonight.
-Yes?
-When?
-8:00.
-How's your mum?
-Good, thanks.
There's a video night at Barbu's tonight.
Come to Barbu's,
he's showing films tonight.
Chuck Norris, action films.
8:00, at Barbu's.
So the first film I saw
was...
(CLOCK TICKING)
In a small apartment.
It smelled of damp, but it didn't matter.
A clock,
somewhere in the hallway, ticking.
What are you doing here, Bogdan?
I'm here for the screening.
-You got money?
-I do.
C'mon.
BARBU: People wanted to know.
To know a society that was forbidden.
I think we were all breathing
at the same time.
(TV PLAYING)
And when the film started,
we were all savoring each image.
Even that jingle
at the beginning of the film.
(NISTOR DUBBING)
Lone Wolf McQuade.
Chuck Norris gets a terrible beating.
And they lock him in his car.
A digger makes a hole.
And they push him in the hole
with the car,
and cover him.
Then...
He wakes up, obviously.
And says,
"I've got to get out of here."
No panic.
No anger.
He was in control.
I thought it was real.
I see myself, mouth wide open.
Eyes peeled.
It's okay, we'll make it.
Of course I can do it!
You can do it!
And he started the car.
(IN ENGLISH)
Ranger! You son of a bitch!
(IN ROMANIAN)
And he got out!
ROMANIA'S TV STATION
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