Previously on Desperate Housewives.
Beth had no idea Paul was told the truth about her mother.
Felicia Tillman has gone to some extraordinary lengths to cause you harm.
In therapy, Gabby confronted her past.
When I was a child my stepfather molested me.
Bree made a stunning revelation.
He's your son.
And two fathers He needs our help.
reached out to a son in trouble.
Lynette Scavo had lost a lot of sleep over the years.
There had been 3:00 a.
m.
feedings.
Temperatures of 102.
And late-night pillow fights.
But Lynette had never complained, because a mother Mom? is always on call.
Do we have any eggs? Yes, we have eggs.
Where do we keep them? In the refrigerator.
Cool, thanks.
How do you make an omelet? You don't have to come down.
Just tell us where the stuff is.
No, it's just easier if I do it myself.
Two omelets coming up.
Actually, could you make mine an egg white scramble? Girls? Hello.
Mom, this is Tiffany and Kimberly.
We met them at a keg party, wandering around, looking for food.
Somebody scarfed all the chips and stuff.
And we were like, wouldn't it be awesome to have Denver omelets right now? 'Cause I'm from Denver.
Really? I'm getting more of a Vegas vibe.
Sidebar? You woke me up to cater your booty call? Mom, this isn't a booty call.
I think you mean a "hookup.
" A booty call is, like, when you're feeling horny and you pick up the phone Okay, I got it.
Look, this isn't a frat house, this is our family home and you can't bring your whatevers here to seal the deal.
Why not? We've been doing it for months.
Mom.
We're not kids anymore.
Yeah, we're grown men.
Old enough to vote.
Old enough to die for our country.
Now where do we keep the eggs? Under the sink, next to the fresh fruit.
Thanks.
Yes, Lynette Scavo had lost a lot of sleep over the years, and she was getting tired of it.
There are all sorts of ways to leave.
Some people shake hands.
Others offer a gentle wave.
A few like to give big hugs.
Then there are those who refuse to leave until someone else says, "Get out.
" Morning, boys.
Why are you handing me classified ads? You have seven days to find another place to live.
Whoa! Whoa! You're kicking us out? You said I could stay here until I finished college.
Yeah, we're starting to think that's not going to happen.
Guys, please don't do this.
We like it here.
Of course you do.
You think doing laundry is throwing dirty clothes in the hamper and getting clean ones out of the drawer.
That's how Dad does it.
Okay.
Let's stay on topic.
Guys, you need to grow up.
Learn to be independent.
And that's going to start with you getting your own place.
And how are we going to pay for it? If you turn that paper over, you'll find a whole section of people willing to exchange money for something called work.
We have to get jobs? This is crazy! You guys are acting like we stabbed you last night.
Oh, obviously you didn't do that.
You don't know where the knives are.
Now start making some calls.
You really think that they're ready? No.
And that's why we have to do this.
Those boys are drifting through life, Tom.
If we don't do something soon, we'll have twin 50-year-olds living in the basement screaming upstairs for juice.
You're right.
Unless we push them out of the nest, they'll never learn to fly.
Mmm-hmm.
Do you have to dial a "1" before the area code? And the first chick lands with a thud.
Yes, I've been on hold for, like, four miles.
I just got a notice that my insurance is only covering partial payment of my dialysis.
No.
That can't be right.
I can't afford that, and I need treatments three times a week Damn it.
Not you.
I just ruined my shirt and saved a chipmunk's life in the same move.
This is not a good day.
Oh, crap.
Morning, ma'am.
Do you know why I pulled you over? To commend me for saving that chipmunk's life? No.
You didn't come to a complete stop at that stop sign on Ferndale.
License and registration, please.
I'm sorry, I guess I was just really distracted.
I was trying to talk to the insurance company and then the coffee spilled.
And now I'm going to be late for my dialysis appointment, which means that all the good chairs will be taken and I will end up in the chair by the bathroom and I will spend the next six hours listening to people flush.
Dialysis? Man, that must be rough.
Yeah, and explains why I look a lot more bloated than I do on my license.
Look, I don't want you to be late for your appointment.
I'll let you off with a warning.
Oh.
Really? -Good luck, ma'am.
-Thank you.
And thank you, dialysis.
I don't want to go on this stupid trip.
It's only 24 hours.
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