Previously on Desperate Housewives Danielle had her baby on halloween.
You said my father didn't care about me.
Katherine revealed a secret.
I want you to imagine the worst thing That a father can do to his daughter.
Lynette got great news.
I got the test results back.
You're clean.
While Mike tried to ease his pain, Victor You know what my dream is? reached out to Gaby .
You.
Don't run away, Gaby .
But if you do, take me with you.
And Edie got revenge.
Don't take it all out on Gaby .
Carlos decided to make a fool out of you.
The thing you need to know about Victor Lang Is that he was not above using deception.
Whether it was an insincere promise To a campaign donor, Or the artful evasion of a reporter's question, Or an outright lie to his constituents, Victor did what he had to to get what he wanted.
But thanks to some compromising photos, He learned that his wife Knew a little something about deception as well.
For the last time, Carlos , stop calling me.
I told you, i just wanna talk.
And i told you it's over.
So what, You're just gonna go back to that chicken-lipped albino? I don't know.
I'm taking it one day at a time.
But what i can say about Victor is He doesn't lie to me about how much money he's got.
Look, I said i was sorry.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah, well, i-i gotta go, Bree .
It's Bree .
Okay, so i just informed my staff That i'm taking the next month off To give my wife the honeymoon she always wanted.
That's amazing.
Where should we go? Well, I left some travel magazines in the bedroom.
Why don't you go get 'em? Oh! Oh, my god, Victor .
A month in rio sounds like heaven, doesn't it? Oh, it does.
Let's do it.
Ooh! Hey, why don't we kick off our reconciliation With a little weekend on the boat? That's so romantic.
I love that.
Huh? Just you and me, all alone, out in the middle of the ocean.
The girls are gonna be so jea Lou s.
Oh, no, no, no, let's not tell anyone we're going.
It'll be our little secret.
Yes, Victor was not above Using deception to get what he wanted, And what he wanted now Was revenge.
The next day on Wisteria Lane began with a bit of deceit.
Bree Hodge told her friends She had given birth in the middle of the night To a beautiful baby boy.
And thanks to the healthy lungs of Benjamin Tyson Hodge , It didn't take long for Bree 's friends To engage in some deceit of their own.
Well, he's just a little piece of heaven.
You're so blessed.
Makes me wanna have another one myself.
Orson, you better take Benjamin to the other room Before my friends run out of lies.
Ah.
No.
They don't appreciate a healthy pair of lungs, that's all, huh? Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Come on, Benjamin .
Hey, Lynette , you tell everyone your news? No.
This is about the baby.
Wait.
Did you have that final scan? Did you hear something? Well, the results are back, And while you can never actually say you're cured-- She's cured! Oh, my god! Oh, yeah! I have to get checked every six months, But, yes, the doctor is very optimistic.
Hey, what the hell is all this racket? Someone win the lotto? Oh, i was just telling everybody the good news about my Cancer.
Hey, congrats! I'm a survivor myself.
Prostate.
Ooh, muffins.
Hey, show some class.
Introduce yourself.
Hi.
I'm Stan .
Is th--is that my robe? Yeah.
Sorry, uh If i knew when i walked into that card club last night That i would be going home with this lovely lady, I'd have packed me a change of clothes.
Okay, i get it.
We'll get out of your hair.
Come on, handsome.
Let's take a shower.
Mike, how long are you gonna be? We've gotta get this food over to Bree 's before it gets cold.
You know, Susan , i don't feel like going over there tonight.
Can't you just drop it off? No, they just had a baby.
We're gonna "ooh," we're gonna "ahh," and then we're gonna eat.
But i'm tired.
I worked all day.
I got a job first thing in the morning.
There's no way out of it, Mike .
Just do what you need and downstairs.
This is what we do in the suburbs.
Ah, yes The suburbs.
And how does Danielle like her baby brother? Oh, she adores him.
She just felt terrible that she had to leave for school so soon.
Speaking of which, we have some extra preschool applications If the two of you are interested.
Isn't it a little early to be talking preschool? She just got pregnant.
Our baby still looks like a sea horse.
Oh, honey.
You'd be surprised how fast the best schools fill up.
And only the best for our kid, right? I'd start saving your pennies.
Bonny briar's up to $10,000 a year.
For used legos and a potty chair? And you'd better apply now.
Debbie gottlieb had her baby the same day i did, And she could only get wait-listed At her first three choices.
Oh, by the way, we were invited to her bris this saturday.
Well, make an excuse for me.
I thought you liked Debbie and Lou .
Oh, i do.
I just don't care to watch them ritually mutilate their child.
More moo shu, please.
Circumcision's not mutilation.
It's a simple surgery Meant to promote lifelong masculine hygiene.
It's a, uh, traumatic procedure Which reduces the male's capacity for sexual pleasure By desensitizing the tip of-- We know what it is.
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