previously on i'm granng you temporary custody until we can get a straight answer from e birth father.
gabrielle got exactly what she wanted.
if edie doesn't know, then that means that you just cheated on her with me.
susan got fooled again i'm also a member of s.
a.
and bree got too much sex addicts anonymous.
information.
karl mayer didn't pray often, but when he did, it was usually to ask for god's help in breaking up with a woman and to spare him the nasty drama that usually accompanied such callous and unexpected departures.
over the years, karl had dumped dozens of women, and not one of them had ever seen it coming.
every retreat was always meticulously planned, right down to the personalized stationary, hence his record of successful getaways from women who did not want to see him go.
so when he decided to break up with edie britt, karl prayed to god yet again to help him avoid all the unnecessary drama.
unfortunately for karl (alarm stops) god was in the mood to be entertained.
(whispers) come on! what the hell is this? edie, baby, calm down.
"let's be honest with ourselves, edie.
we haven't been happy in a long time"? who are you to tell me i haven't been happy, you miserable son of a bitch? i have been ecstatic! okay.
i-i'm the one who hasn't been happy, then.
they why did you propose to me? i don't know.
i have told every woman in this town that we are getting married, and all you have to say to me is, "i don't know"? oh, what else do you want me to say? i'm sorry.
what's going on? is there someone else? oh, my god.
oh, crap.
come on, come on, come on! as he sat there, karl couldn't help but wonder why god had forsaken him.
it never occurred to him that god might be a woman.
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god, grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to know the difference the members of the fairview chapter of a.
a.
ended every meeting with a prayer.
and while most were asking god for help in resisting temptation, was busy thinking thoughts that were downright sinful.
with him in the next.
amen.
keep coming back.
it works if you work it.
amen.
i think you'd love the opera.
the music and the voices-- it's just all so passionate.
(chuckles) yeah, a 300-pound soprano seducing balding tenors.
that'd be hot.
you making fun of me? (chuckles) huh? bree.
yes? maybe a little bit.
what's going on here? claude? we made plans, remember? i'm sorry.
i was just about-- yeah, i saw what you were just about to do.
i'm sorry, peter, but, uh, who is this? this is claude.
he's my sponsor.
oh, your a.
a.
sponsor? no.
i'm his other sponsor.
for my sex addiction.
oh.
damn it, peter.
what did i tell you? avoid lust triggers.
and what is she? come on, don't do this, man.
she's a lust trigger.
a lust trigger! um, excuse me.
i don't know what that means, but could you please stop saying it? where's your chip? give it to me.
do you remember how low you'd sunk when we met? this represents not giving in to your urges.
now if you wanna blow all that on this woman, just tell me now so i can stop wasting my time working with you.
(chip hits floor) i don't want to blow it.
good.
then tell the pretty lady good-bye and that you can't socialize with her anymore.
and do it quick.
i'm hungry.
bad news.
ed wants us to push through tonight and finish the edelstein realty pitch.
but we're not presenting for another two weeks.
why don't we start tomorrow? but how would that help ed avoid his marital problems? what? oh, he's right.
i hear ed fighting with fran on the phone every day through the office walls.
that would explain all our working hours.
ah, but you lucked out, scavo.
darlene talked him into cutting the people who have kids in day care loose.
hey, great.
let's go before he changes his mind.
but that dsn't include you, miss senior v.
p.
ed wants you in the conference room now.
you're kidding! you're his security blanket, lynette.
he stays, you stay.
jerry, can you help me get the kids down to the car? (lynette) oh.
yeah.
thanks, jer.
sure.
lynette? (lynette) yeah? get those mock-ups together, will you? jerry, i didn't know you had a kid.
y-yeah, um, out of wedlock.
oh.
so see you in the morning.
i'm sorry i'm late.
what's going on? karl broke up with edie.
oh, my god.
yeah, apparently, he was seeing someone.
really? did he say who it was? i know who she is.
she's a man-eating, scum-sucking ho-bag.
no, he did not say.
you know, when karl dumped you, i thought that it was all your fault.
yeah, i figured that you were a nag or bad in bed.
but now i now i see that you were just a victim, too.
we have a bond, susan.
it's like we're sisters.
(chuckles) there's even a pretty one and an ugly one.
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