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Last check Earl.
And my boyfriend Bobby
will be here soon.
He's sleeping over again.
My boyfriend, Bobby, I mean.
You know that cute guy
Bobby, my boyfriend?
Oh, I know your boyfriend Bobby.
You name-drop him like
you're Gayle and he's Oprah.
Why don't you ever stay at Bobby's?
His place can't be worse than ours.
Unless he's what's living in our wall.
No, that's definitely a
woman sobbing in there.
And I can't stay at Bobby's
'cause he lives at home
with his family.
I didn't know Bobby lived at home.
(sighs) Wish I could move back home.
They don't make Pontiacs anymore.
The famous Bobby lives at home?
Sounds like you landed a real winner.
Actually, Han, Bobby
only moved back home
because his dad died last year.
H-E-double hockey sticks!
The one guy I take a shot at, ever,
and he's the freakin' Orphan Annie!
(Peter Bjorn and John)
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
(cash register bell dings)
Hey, I'm Bobby.
I'm looking for my girlfriend Caroline.
You know that cute girl, Caroline?
My girlfriend.
Bobby.
Now, where have I
heard that name before?
Bobby, my boyfriend, stop.
Hey, before I forget.
My mom is throwing a party tomorrow
- Shhh!
- Are you crazy?
Bobby, never discuss
a party in the diner.
If the people we work with,
and I'm using "people" in
the loosest sense possible
if they hear about a party,
they'll come to it!
We had to learn Navajo
just so we could talk
about our weekend plans
without them overhearing.
And then they learned Navajo.
Now it makes sense that Earl
asked me for wampum yesterday.
Okay, so my mom is throwing this
party at our house tomorrow.
You want to meet my family?
- (gasps)
- I'd love to meet them!
Especially your mom.
It goes without saying,
but she's gonna love me.
Why? Does she love people who
spit a little when they talk?
I don't spit when I talk.
Nope, I saw it that time.
But that's okay.
Moms love me almost as much
as truckers love Max.
You model for one mud flap,
you're made for life.
You're coming too, right, Max?
My whole family's gonna be there.
Caroline's whole family
should be there, too.
Aww, that's so sweet.
Sounds good.
What time should I bring
the sacrificial raccoon?
Oh, is it not a birthday?
You could hear from back there?
And through the wall in my office.
Can't wait for the party.
Can I bring a Jell-O dessert?
I have a new Pikachu mold
I've been dying to try out.
Is it the same Pikachu mold
that you came out of?
Ah, so, about this party
we're all invited to,
is it open bar, or do we have to
go through the cabinets again?
So what kind of perfume
does your mom wear?
I need to know for when I tell her
I've always loved it
and can't believe she wears it too.
I don't know, but please don't wear it
if you ever want to
have sex with me again.
(laughs)
Oh, uh, one more thing.
Don't tell her that I
spent the night here.
She thinks I stayed
at my friend Brian's.
She's kind of old-fashioned.
Can't be that old-fashioned.
She's cool with you sleeping
with your friend Brian.
All right, I'll see you later.
I got to go help my mom
set up for the party.
Uh, if I'm coming off
as too much of a bad boy,
I can tone it down.
(chuckles)
I'll be sure to do cheek
kisses at your house.
So!
Is there gonna be weed at this party,
or can I make some money selling?
Max, it is really important to me
that Bobby's mom likes me,
which is why I hid your weed
and bought her a lovely gift to bring.
In lieu of gifts, I always
just wear a low-cut shirt.
But I see why you had to buy something.
Look.
(thick accent) Macaron.
(knocking at door)
Uh, you're maca-wrong,
'cause those are macaroons.
And I think I maca-ruined them
when I ate the filling out of 'em.
Wait, you're going to Bobby's
mom's party dressed like that?
Are you aware your husband
is dressed for a canoe trip?
I Google Earth-ed the house.
There's a pool at the house next door.
And a short fence.
Actually, the party was canceled.
I'm so sorry.
You'll have to meet Bobby's family
sometime never on.
Yep, party canceled.
There was a sinkhole.
Uh, still haven't found the house.
Everyone's dead.
That's horrible.
I pre-paid a sitter.
Oh, I guess we'll just
hang out here then.
And since there's no pool
Ahh! Okay! Okay, fine!
The party's not canceled.
There's no sinkhole.
No one's dead.
Come at 4:00.
Just please don't embarrass me.
Uh, I think that was
directed at you, Max.
Awkward.
(upbeat music)
(doorbell rings)
- Hey.
- Hi.
We're here early,
'cause moms love promptness,
and our Uber driver was on
the front end of a police chase.
You're gonna nail it.
My mom's favorite show's "Cops.
"
Oh, I'm a series regular.
Oh, nice staircase.
You get along with the
folks that live up there?
Uh, sometimes.
Depends how my sisters are feeling,
'cause that is still part of the house.
(gasps)
Wow!
You didn't tell us you
lived in a castle.
(exclaims) Look at the TV and chairs!
You guys must've gotten this stuff
right after they laid
it out on the curb.
Bobby, I found the program
from your sixth grade play.
You were so good.
Like Leonardo DiCaprio.
Only not bloated.
[sighs]
Ma, I played a tree,
and I still got booed.
Sorry, she likes to brag about me.
This is my mom.
Hi, Bobby's mom.
I'm Max.
May I say you have a beautiful house?
And that's high praise,
'cause I've been in five.
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