Hey, I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick.
I want to look in the mirror and make sure I'm still dead in the eyes.
You think you can handle my section? Uh, yeah, I think I can handle it.
Hey, Earl, I don't know if you noticed, but I'm running the whole diner right now.
What, what? The customer at table ten appears to be choking, and I would help, but the last time I gave a white woman the heimlich, I did six months in the Birmingham city jail.
Oh, my God, are you choking? Oh, my God, I feel like you're choking! Is anyone here a doctor? What am I saying? I forgot where I am.
Has anyone here ever seen Scrubs? What do you do when a girl is choking? I just back up a few inches.
What do we do? What do we do? This woman is choking! Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
And feel free to tip me what you think your life's worth.
I feel 3 bucks coming my way.
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh And The New Boss Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Here you go, guys.
I'm the only waitress.
Sorry you waited longer for the burger than you did for that Cosby sweater to come back.
Max, look at my face.
I'm very upset.
Oh.
Is that what that means? I just assumed you were constipated.
Caroline is late again.
And she better not use your new cupcake shop as an excuse this time, 'cause sister, that crap ain't gonna fly.
First of all, stop talking like you're in a Tyler Perry movie.
And secondly, Caroline's here; She's in the kitchen.
Oh, really? 'Cause when I was in there, you told me she was out here.
You play me, fool.
Stop talking like you're in a Tyler Perry sequel.
And secondly-- I'll ask Earl.
Earl - Oop! - Ow! What happened? Why did you scream? I accidentally sat on one of my boys! Have you seen Caroline tonight? Of course I have, man.
I just saw her go down the hall to the ladies room.
There.
Happy? You've solved the big mystery, Shortlock Holmes.
Wait, she didn't pick up any of her-- Caroline? Can't talk now, Han.
And how many more times do I have to ask you to fix this damn pie carousel? I mean, the temp just isn't cool enough, and those tapiocas are gonna turn bad.
If you do want a lawsuit, just keep ignoring me.
Max, can I see you in the kitchen where I was just a couple minutes ago after I got out of the ladies room? Yeah, get on that temperature thing.
There's so much mold growing in there that cherry pie's gonna need a pap smear.
That was some ballsy, bold, in-your-face awesome lying.
I learned it by watching you, Dad.
Had to lie.
We need every minute we can steal away from here to get the cupcake shop ready.
We still have to do the second coat of paint, figure out tables and chairs What? Didn't have time for lunch.
Oh, I don't care.
I'm surprised you're using a spoon.
I just stick my face in it.
So, my brilliant idea of how we get this all done is we should get an intern to help.
What? No.
I can't be a person that has an intern.
I can barely be a person that doesn't have an intern.
Max, all businesses use interns.
We just have to post an ad online at NYU or Columbia, and we'll have to do our grunt work for credit.
You make it sound like The Hunger Games: College Edition.
Sorry, I'm against getting people to work for free.
I'm with you, Max.
My people were interns for 436 years.
I am just getting used to the idea of having my own business and now you want me to be someone's boss? I am not the boss.
I'm the person who talks behind the boss's back.
Pick up.
Thanks.
Isn't Han a tool? - Total tool.
- Yeah, a tiny tool.
Like the kind you fix your eyeglasses with.
See? That's my wheelhouse.
Look, I don't want to ask someone to work for free.
We can do it all ourselves.
You want to do it all yourself? Great.
I'll write everything you need to do on a to-do list.
Why don't you to-do that? And I will to-tear it up.
What're we tearing up? 'Cause if it's that ass, I already got that covered.
Hi, Andy.
That's so sweet and dirty.
Easy, easy.
What are you, shipping off to war? Here.
Take this giant bag of skittles and look the other way.
I'm not that easy.
Ooh, new mystery flavors? We getting together after you get off work? It'll be really late.
Max and I still have to go to the cupcake shop and tape up the windows so we can start the trim tomorrow.
Okay, I'm not very good at painting, but I can do this while you paint.
Yeah.
Yeah, roll that paint on that wall.
Oh You are so freaking cute.
Ugh, white people.
Look, why don't you guys just get an intern? That's what I did when I opened my shop.
You two are like evil warlords mining the souls of innocent zombies.
Oh, and keep your eyes peeled at your store.
The janitor told me he saw some rat droppings.
But all you gotta do is set up some traps.
Oh, gross.
Who's gonna do that? The intern? So, Ruth, you are a sophomore at NYU, majoring in finance? You know you're not gonna get paid.
No money at all.
Yup, it's in internship.
I mean, it's all good, right? It's all good until you need money.
Well, we're a startup company, and we're launching our very first retail store, so there's a lot of details that you'll be responsible for.
There's a lot of carrying things, maybe some trapping things.
Oh, it's cool.
I have a car.
You have a car and you want to be an intern? How 'bout if we switch places? I'll be the intern with the car, and you can sit on a broken folding chair next to Donna Trump over here.
Well, Max and I need to have a little meeting right now, so if you could go over to the waiting room, that'd be great.
Okay, Ruth? I just wanna say I know my name is weird, but like it's too late, right? Max, why are you trying to convince her to not be our intern? Why are you not saying, "You may get rabies and bubonic plague from our rats?" Don't mention the rats.
You're chasing them away.
And we do not have rats.
We have rat droppings.
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