- I CAN'T BELIEVE HAN IS MAKING US TIDY UP THIS DAMN DINER.
IT'S LIKE PUTTING A PRETTY CHURCH HAT ON A WHORE.
- COME ON, HARDER, FASTER! DO IT FASTER AND HARDER.
- DING! WHAT IS, "THINGS HAN SAYS TO A MALE HUSTLER," ALEX.
- NO TIME FOR JOKES, MAX.
THE HEALTH INSPECTOR WILL BE HERE SOON, AND I NEED TO GET THAT "A" RATING.
- THIS DINER GETTING AN "A" FOR CLEANLINESS WOULD BE LIKE ME GETTING AN "A" FOR A BRA SIZE.
- OH, IT WILL HAPPEN.
I DID A THOROUGH JOB.
- IS HE MAKING OMELETS OR CRYSTAL METH? - OLEG, YOU LET HAN PUT YOU IN TWO HAIR NETS? - THREE.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
- OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH [cash register bell dings] OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH - SORRY I'M LATE.
I WAS HAVING MY NAILS DONE.
IT'S THE FIRST TIME I STOPPED MOVING IN TWO YEARS, AND I FELL ASLEEP.
- YOU HAD MONEY TO GET YOUR NAILS DONE? QUESTION: WAS PROSTITUTION AS DISGUSTING AS YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE? - HAN PAID FOR IT.
- OH, SO IT WAS WORSE.
- THERE SHE IS.
THERE'S MY SHOW PONY.
LET ME SEE THEM DIGITS.
I WANT YOU TO BE THE FIRST THING THE HEALTH INSPECTOR SEES WHEN HE ENTERS.
YOU'RE JUST SO BLONDE AND CLEAN.
- HEY! WHERE'S MY MANICURE? HOW COME I DON'T GET ANYTHING? - OH, I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN YOU.
HERE'S 50 BUCKS.
BEAT IT UNTIL THE INSPECTOR LEAVES.
- SOME WOULD BE INSULTED.
I'M GONNA ASK FOR $75.
- AND, YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT.
- I HAVE EXCITING NEWS.
AT THE NAIL SALON, I HEARD ABOUT THIS AMAZING SEMINAR WE SHOULD GO TO.
- [laughs] OH, NO, NO, NO.
I WENT TO A SEMINAR ONCE.
I WAS ALMOST MARRIED TO 300 KOREANS.
- IT'S A BRANDING SEMINAR FOR BUSINESS OWNERS TO DEFINE WHO THEY ARE AND GET THEM PRIMED AND READY FOR THEIR WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY.
- I THINK I'D RATHER BE MARRIED TO 300 KOREANS.
THEN I COULD GET MY NAILS DONE WHENEVER I WANTED.
- MAX, THIS IS THE REAL DEAL.
THE WOMAN WHO RUNS IT IS A BRANDING GENIUS.
SHE CREATED THE NIKE "JUST DO IT.
" - OH, THAT WOMAN DIDN'T MAKE UP "JUST DO IT.
" HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIENDS HAVE BEEN USING THAT FOR CENTURIES.
- YOU'RE STILL HERE! WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE, ANOTHER $10? - HEY, I DON'T NEED A SEMINAR.
I FOUND A BRAND THAT'S GONNA GET ME RICH--OBNOXIOUS! - OKAY, EARL, HOW IS CLEANING YOUR AREA COMING ALONG? - I'VE GOT DECADES OF NAPKINS OVER HERE WITH ALL MY OLD IDEAS ON THEM.
APPARENTLY, NAPKINS WERE THE OLD TWITTER.
- HELLO.
COULD YOU TELL THE OWNER THE HEALTH INSPECTOR HAS ARRIVED? - OH, YOU ARE A WOMAN.
- THANK YOU FOR NOTICING.
ARE YOU HAN LEE? - HEY, HAN, IS THIS THE-- - SO WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO START? - SADLY, THE MEN'S ROOM.
GROUND ZERO.
- I WILL JOIN YOU IN A SECOND.
IS IT MISS OR MRS.
ROTELLO? - IT'S MISS.
THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
I'LL SEE YOU AT THE TOILETS.
GROUND ZERO JUST GOT A LOT NICER.
- HAN, I THINK THAT HEALTH INSPECTOR WANTS TO INSPECT YOU.
- STOP! IF SHE HEARS YOU, SHE'LL GIVE ME AN "F.
" - I THINK SHE WANTS YOU TO GIVE HER AN "F.
" - MAX, I PAID YOU $90.
NOW, GO! - HERE, MAX.
- WHAT'S THIS? - THAT'S HOW WE'LL MAKE THE $600 WE NEED FOR THE SEMINAR.
[ding, ding] I MADE FLYERS FOR A YARD SALE AT KINKO'S.
WOW, "KINKO'S" AND "YARD SALE" IN THE SAME BREATH.
WHERE DO I KEEP FINDING THIS INNER STRENGTH? [knock at door] THAT MUST BE SOPHIE WITH HER YARD SALE STUFF.
- HI, GIRLS! - HEY, SOPHIE! WHERE'S ALL YOUR JUNK? - OH, WHERE IT ALWAYS IS-- IN MY TRUNK! [laughs] WELL, LOOK HERE.
I GOT A BUNCH OF STUFF THAT OLEG WANTED TO DONATE TO YOUR YARD SALE.
- AW, THAT'S SO NICE OF HIM.
- OH, YEAH, HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT.
YEAH, IT'S ALL THE STUFF HE'S BEEN LEAVING AROUND MY APARTMENT.
HE'S GETTING WAY TOO COMFORTABLE, SO SELL IT ALL! YEAH.
[laughs] YOU PROBABLY CAN GET A COUPLE OF BUCKS FOR HIS PASSPORT.
YEAH, HE PAID $80 FOR IT.
- MAYBE HE'S LEAVING THINGS AROUND BECAUSE HE WANTS TO TAKE THINGS TO ANOTHER LEVEL, MAYBE EVEN MOVE IN.
- OH, GIRL TALK.
OOH! SHOULDN'T YOU SERVE ME A COSMO LIKE THEY DO ON TELEVISION? - DON'T HAVE ANY COSMOS, AS WE'RE BROKE AND IT'S NOT 1998, BUT HOW ABOUT A PINK CUPCAKE? - OH, EVEN BETTER.
- MAYBE NOW THAT OLEG HAS TOLD YOU HE LOVES YOU, YOU'RE STARTING TO HAVE INTIMACY ISSUES ABOUT GETTING CLOSE.
- OH, COME ON.
SAVE THAT GARBAGE FOR YOUR YARD SALE.
YEAH, THE MAN IS JUST UP THERE TOO MUCH.
I MEAN, HE'S DOWN THERE WHEN HE'S UP THERE, BUT, YEAH IT'S WAY TOO MUCH, YEAH.
HE'S GOT TO CHANGE, OR HE'S OUT.
HEY, THANKS FOR THE CUPCAKE, MAX.
AND, CAROLINE I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ADD, BUT, YEAH.
- OUR YARD SALE IS NOT QUITE ALL SET UP YET.
YOU'RE EARLY.
OUR FLYER SAID 1:00 TO 5:00.
- OH, I DON'T DO FLYERS.
MISS TRUDY, MY CARD.
THIS IS MY WIFE, MISS TRUDY, AND THE BIRD'S NAME IS SCOTT.
- DENNIS ENDICOTT THE THIRD, THRIFT SHOP SCOUT AND BROOKLYN'S CRAZY KITSCH GENIUS.
- "LORD OF THE THINGS.
" SO, I HAVE LOTS OF CLASSIC COUTURE PIECES.
YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED.
- WELL, I HAVE BEEN BEFORE.
MISS TRUDY? - [scoffs] WE WENT ALL THE WAY TO PENNSYLVANIA FOR A FACTS OF LIFEBEAN BAG TOSS GAME.
- NO BLAIR! - [whispering] NO BLAIR.
- JUST TWO TOOTIES.
- LIFE JUST SUCKS IT HARD SOMETIMES.
AM I RIGHT, SCOTT? - SO, ON THAT CHAIR ARE MY THINGS, AND YOU'LL NOTICE THAT THERE'S A LOT-- - OH, I ALREADY DID.
- $1,400, PERFECT! - HUNDRED? DARLING, $14.
- BUT THIS IS ALL VINTAGE.
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