[bed frame banging on wall] - OH, YEAH, BABY.
OH, TAKE IT ALL! - OH, OH, NO, YOU TAKE IT, BABY.
- NO, BABY, YOU TAKE IT ALL! - OH, NO, YOU TAKE IT, BABY.
- NO, BABY, YOU TAKE IT! - DEAR GOD, WILL ONE OF YOU JUST TAKE IT AND GET IT OVER WITH? MAX, THERE IS NO WAY YOU COULD BE SLEEPING THROUGH OLEG AND SOPHIE.
[moaning and heavy breathing] DOES THAT ACTUALLY WORK? - IT DOES, WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM THIS.
- GIMME.
WHOO! I WAS HOPING THAT'D BE FRUITIER.
- [moans] - I MEAN, THEY'RE HERE.
THEY'RE THERE.
THEN, THEY'RE HERE AGAIN.
IT'S LIKE WE'RE A VILLAGE UNDER ATTACK.
- YUP, JUST A MATTER OF TIME TILL SOMEONE SENDS IN A DRONE.
[moaning and heavy breathing] - AND IT'S NOT JUST THAT MOANING.
I THINK I HEARD A BIG BALL ROLLING AROUND UP THERE.
- IF A BALL IS ROLLING AROUND UP THERE, OLEG SHOULD STOP AND SEE A DOCTOR.
[moaning and grunting] - THIS COULDN'T BE ANY MORE INTRUSIVE.
OH! - UH-OH.
- SORRY ABOUT THAT.
- A BOWLING BALL? AND WHY DO THEY NEED A BOWLING BALL? - MAYBE THEY RAN OUT OF HOLES.
- HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN A BALL? - OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH [bell dings] - PICK UP, MAX.
AND SORRY ABOUT THE HOLE IN YOUR CEILING.
- OLEG, I'M NOT EVEN GONNA ASK YOU TO KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS ANYMORE, BUT COULD YOU KEEP IT IN YOUR APARTMENT? OH, HEY, SOPHIE.
- HEY, MAX.
OH, SPRING IS IN THE AIR.
THIS IS THE TIME OF YEAR IN POLAND WHEN THE SNOW WOULD MELT AND ALL OUR DEAD RELATIVES WOULD FLOAT BACK TO US.
- I'VE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE, BUT IT SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL.
- MAX, WHERE IS CAROLINE? AND DON'T TELL ME SHE'S IN THE LADIES' ROOM, BECAUSE I ALREADY PEEKED UNDER ALL THOSE STALLS.
SHE WASN'T THERE.
BUT I SAW THINGS.
- WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON FINALLY SEEING THOSE THINGS.
- SHE'S 20 MINUTES LATE, AND, AS THE BOSS, I WILL NOT HAVE IT.
- WOW, SOMEONE WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HIS CRIB.
- YOU'RE LATE.
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
- DON'T MIND HIM.
HE JUST SAW HIS FIRST VAGINA, AND HE'S FURIOUS.
- OKAY, HERE'S THE THING.
I HAD TO TAKE A NAP BECAUSE OLEG AND SOPHIE WERE HAVING SEX ALL NIGHT LONG.
- NOT TRUE.
WE TOOK A BREAK TO WATCH A PORNO.
- PUNCTUALITY IS THE NUMBER ONE RULE IN MY EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK, WHICH I'VE ADORABLY NAMED THE HAN-BOOK.
- RELAX, HAN.
NOBODY'S GONNA DIE IF I'M NOT HERE TO DROP OFF A TUNA MELT.
IN FACT, THEY'RE MORE LIKELY TO DIE IF I DO DROP IT OFF.
- LATE, AND WITH AN ATTITUDE.
YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THE DINER? - OF COURSE SHE THINKS THAT.
- I THINK SOURDOUGH BREAD IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS DINER.
- WELL, WHAT OTHER CAREER OPTION DO YOU HAVE, CAROLINE? HMM, LET'S SEE.
CUPCAKES? NO, WAIT, YOUR SHOP DIDN'T LAST SIX MONTHS.
- DON'T GO THERE, HAN.
- OH, I'M ALREADY THERE.
AND NOW I'M BACK.
- WHY SO MOODY, HAN? ARE YOU MAN-STRUATING? - IS IT THAT TIME OF THE MAN-TH? - THAT SHOP WAS OUR DREAM, HAN, AND THIS IS JUST A DUMB DINER.
- YOU'RE FIRED.
- OOH! I'M FIRED? MAX, HAN JUST FIRED ME.
- YOU LUCKY SON OF A WHORE.
- I'M SERIOUS, CAROLINE.
YOU CALLED MY DINER "DUMB.
" WELL, AT LEAST MY DINER'S STILL OPEN AND SUCCESSFUL, WHEREAS YOUR CUPCAKE SHOP WAS SO DUMB, IT FAILED.
- OOH, HE DID NOT GO THERE.
- I WENT THERE, AND THEN I CAME BACK, AND THEN I WENT THERE AGAIN.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T NEED THIS.
- WELL, ACTUALLY, YOU DO KINDA NEED THIS 'CAUSE WE BROKE.
- BROKE OR NOT, I DON'T HAVE TO STAND HERE AND TAKE THIS.
I QUIT.
- OH, REALLY? YOU QUIT? YOU MUST BE DUMBER THAN MY DINER BECAUSE I ALREADY FIRED YOU.
- HAN, I KNOW YOU'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE, BUT YOU NEED TO RELAX.
- CAN YOU BELIEVE HAN FIRED ME? I MEAN, WHERE DOES HE GET OFF? - PROBABLY IN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER CHAT ROOMS.
HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING HERE BY THE DOOR THIS WHOLE TIME? - I DIDN'T EVEN PEE.
I WAS AFRAID I'D MISS YOU.
SO, HOLD ON.
- SO, BASICALLY, YOU HAD THE SAME DAY AS A PUPPY? - HAN'S LUCKY I WORK THERE.
I BRING CLASS AND SOPHISTICATION TO THAT PLACE.
THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER, AND I JUST USED THE LAST COFFEE FILTER.
- YOU ARE SOPHISTICATIN' THE HELL OUT OF THAT TOILET RIGHT NOW.
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN TELL HAN THAT THE ONLY WAY I AM EVER GOING BACK THERE IS IF HE APOLOGIZES.
- OKAY, BUT FIRST, HE WANTED ME TO TELL YOU THIS.
THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE EVER GOING BACK THERE IS IF YOU APOLOGIZE.
- WELL, AN APOLOGY FROM ME IS NOT HAPPENING.
- [moans and pants] OH, YEAH, BABY.
OOH, TAKE IT ALL.
- OH, OH, NO, YOU TAKE IT, BABY.
- OH, BABY-- - AND THAT IS NOT HAPPENING AGAIN TONIGHT EITHER.
AGAIN? THAT COULD'VE HIT US.
- NOW, THAT'S UNSAFE SEX.
I THINK IT'S PRETTY NEIGHBORLY OF US TO RETURN SOMEONE'S SEX BOWLING BALL.
- YOU KNOW WE HAVE TO BURY THOSE MITTS NOW.
AND WE HAVE TO TELL THEM TO STOP WHATEVER IT IS THEY'RE DOING UP HERE.
- PROBABLY A 7-10 SPLIT.
AND NOW THEY'RE NOT MAKING NOISE.
IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU GO TO THE ZOO, AND THE LION GOES INSIDE.
IT'S MAX AND CAROLINE.
YOUR BALL CAME INTO OUR YARD AGAIN.
- HI.
YEAH, IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME.
UH, WE'RE ROLE-PLAYING, AND, OBVIOUSLY, I'M BEYONCE.
UH, OH, UH, OH, UH, OH, OH, OH YEAH.
HEY, JAY Z? LOOK AT ALL THE SINGLE LADIES.
- OH, YEAH, BABY.
JAY Z AND I HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
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