Can I get another refill? Yes.
Can I get an explanation of why you're wearing overalls when there are no goats around? Oh, wait Now he's drumming.
Overalls, free coffee refills, and drumming.
We can stop looking, we found the world's most annoying hipster.
Max, this isn't a diner where everything comes with attitude and E.
coli.
This is the cupcake shop.
You own this place.
Ugh, success really cuts your balls off! We get it.
Your tribe's in trouble.
Hey, she's kidding.
Just help yourself to a fresh mocha almond refill.
And by the way, sick beats.
You threw him a peace sign? What are you, a Japanese teenager? It's a gesture of goodwill.
Okay, but if I see you doing an open heart, I will kill you.
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh And Too Little Sleep Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Hey, there's Andy.
I don't want him to see me.
Did you just openly wave to my ex-boyfriend? Yeah, I always wave at him.
He didn't die just because you stopped letting him touch your boobies.
Well, I don't wave to the guy at the record shop that you had sex with.
I had sex with the guy at the record shop? I should keep a diary.
Oh, God, he's coming back.
See what you started with your wave? I'm sorry.
My hand is friendly.
Ask any guy in high school.
I was gonna try and sneak by, but that just seemed so juvenile, so here "Do you guys still like me? "Check 'Yes' or 'No.
' " So how's she doing? - She's good.
- Really? Oh, by the way, the guy at the record store says hi.
Well, you tell him I said, "who are you?" And I also came in because I wanted to make sure everything's cool with you and me, Max.
I mean, you haven't texted me a pic of an unlikely animal friendship in, like, 48 hours.
Don't worry, we're cool.
I just haven't been able to top the picture I sent of the monkey tickling a parrot.
I get it.
You have high standards.
Whereas, me, I see a black dog spooning a brown dog, and I pull the trigger.
Well, save that amateur crap for your mom, perhaps with an aunt and uncle CC.
Ha, that is so me.
Well, sir, you have raised the bar.
I look forward to our next freaky/adorable animal pic.
Well, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Since we broke up, he got fat.
It's only been four days.
Wynonna Judd gets fat in an hour.
I'm too exhausted to even think about Andy.
Let's just change and get to the diner.
Look, all we have to do is make it through eight more hours, and then we can get a good night's sleep.
Max, you're taking your pants off in public! Oh, my God! I'm so tired, I forgot where I was! They're halfway down.
What do I do? I'm too tired to make the call.
And I'll have the BLT with the French fries.
Miss? I think our waitress is asleep.
Yeah, she's tired.
We haven't slept a lot lately.
When she wakes up, she'll take your order.
- But we're really hungry-- - Leave her alone! So I come to your job and wake you up? Hi, can I take your order? I can see how tired you are, Max.
And if I could turn the clock back to '75, I'd help you out with a nice bump of cocaine.
But I don't do that anymore.
Earl, you quit coke in 1975? No, when I was 75, last year.
It just felt like time.
Now all I can give you is a nice bump of this.
Max, I need you to explain something to me 'cause I can't figure it out.
That's hard to believe, since you're 90% head.
It's not a laughing matter, Max.
I broke my mother's pelvis coming out.
At least you finally came out.
Oh, so you're awake enough to ridicule the boss, but not awake enough to wait on tables.
Exactly.
See, there's that big head working.
And don't exaggerate.
Caroline and I are doing a great job.
- Wake up.
- Hi, can I take your order? All I knows is.
If I was doing my job as bad as you two tonight, I'd take my own life.
That's not off the table.
Come on, Han, cut us a break.
We're working two jobs, we got two hours of sleep.
We just want to get home and climb into bed.
You're sleeping together? I mean, it's been a "will they or won't they" since they met.
Hi, everybody.
Sophie's here! And look at my new coat.
It's double-breasted.
Pretty nice, huh? It was a gift from me.
It's the only thing he ever gave me that didn't threaten my reproductive health.
Think that fox took its own life when it saw what kind of coat it was gonna be on.
What is the occasion? What is the occasion? I'm hot and it's cold.
And it's also the anniversary of the first time Oleg and I 70ed.
The way I do it, it's one more than 69.
Max, I just hung up from a very panicked phone call, and you'll never believe what happened.
The guy from the record store called to say I have super gonorrhea? You actually think a guy that you don't even remember called to tell me that you have super gonorrhea? Yes, that's how tired I am.
Are you gonna make me wait forever? Do I have it or not? It's not super gonorrhea, but it is super-bad news.
This woman just called to confirm her order for 1,000 cupcakes for tomorrow.
I've been so tired, I completely forgot.
I'd rather have super gonorrhea! Are you insane? We can't do Wehaveto do it.
It'll ruin our reputation if we don't.
I know we're tired, but if we stay up all night, we'll have $4,000 by tomorrow at 10:00 a.
m.
They have to be done by 10:00 a.
m.
? I'm so tired, remind me-- Is a.
m.
the morning one? We can't do it.
It's impossible.
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