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Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da
ba-da-ba-da-ba
Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da
Let's go!
We'll be there
A wink and a smile
and a great, old time
Yeah, we'll be there
Wherever we are,
there's fun to be found
We'll be there
when you turn that corner
We'll jump out the bush
With a big bear hug
and a smile
We'll be there
[Music]
Panda: No!
[Crying]
Why, world?!
Why so cruel?!
[Crying]
Bro! What's wrong?
Something happen to your phone?
- No!
- Did you get another "C" in art class?
No! It's Lucy!
[Crying]
She's she's
In.
A.
Relationship!
Oh, dude, I'm sorry, man.
I know how much you liked Lucy.
And it gets worse!
Look at the dude she's dating.
His name is Kale!
He's perfection!
Tattoos,
well-traveled,
not allergic to cats,
and he's a cool nerd!
- How can he be both?
- Ice Bear sees no faults.
Wow.
He's perfect.
Ahhh! Oof!
I get it.
I'm not as cool
as Kale! [Sniff]
Aww, Pan Pan,
you're plenty cool.
And you know what else'll
make you feel better?
Triple chocolate ice cream!
No! Ice cream won't
always solve my feelings!
[Whimpering]
[Computer chimes]
Oh!
Wait, was that Lucy?!
Did they break up?!
No!
Why are they still together?!
[Muffled crying]
Oh, man,
what are we gonna do?
Ice cream bars
always did the trick.
It's never been this bad before.
Okay, quick,
check what coupons we have.
There's got to be something.
Nono
[Gasps]
This just might work.
[Speaking foreign language]
Lies!
[Horn honking]
Huh?
Go away!
[Horn continues honking]
Stop it!
Huh?
[Disco music]
Hey hey, Panda!
We've come to take you out!
Wait.
What's with the limo?
Where did this come from?
Prom season.
Limo discounts everywhere.
Don't sweat
the small stuff, bro!
We're here to take you out!
This'll be the coolest night ever!
Guys, I appreciate the effort,
but I'm not feeling up to it.
Oh, come on, bro!
[Horn honking]
[Chanting] Limo! Limo!
[Horn honking]
Fine!
Is there WiFi?
Heck, yeah!
Only the best for you, bro!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Limo!
[Disco music]
Newscaster: And Jerry,
traffic is a mess out there.
It looks like everything southbound
is at a complete standstill.
[Volume decreasing]
Traffic jam is Ice Bear's
least favorite jam.
No! Ugh.
I knew I should
have just stayed in.
Well, um, there's still
plenty of things to do.
Uh
You can, like, sit over here!
Or chill over here!
Or ignore our younger brother!
Ice Bear does not like this game.
[Sighs]
[Soft, sad music playing
in headphones]
Hmm.
Let's see
what going on up there.
[Grunts]
Oh, man, this is really bad.
Hmm.
Hey, pizza guy?
You know what's happening?
I think there's a concert going
on with a rapper T-something?
Oh, a concert!
That's pretty exciting.
- Is it, uh, T-Dawg?
- Hmm, nope.
Oh uh
that Korean group, T-Dragon?
- Nuh-unh.
- T-Square?
Yeah, I don't think
that's a rapper.
Nghh
Oh! T-Pain!
- Oh, yeah, that's him.
- Ah! I love that guy.
Jeans in the club, uh,
shawty with that hair
Yeah, that's the guy.
Man, at this point,
my pizzas are gonna get cold
- and go to waste.
- Waste, eh?
Well, we have a limo,
and the coolest guy in it.
Bring those pizzas over.
Let's have a pizza party, man!
- Come on in!
- Oh, hey, I've got popsicles that are melting!
- Can I come?
- Me, too! I'm a magician!
Me three! I'm bored!
[Groans]
Huh?
Ha-ha! Hey, Pan!
I've got a surprise for you, buddy!
- This way, everyone!
- Whoa, cool, limo, man!
- Long limo.
- Grizz? Who are these people?
- These are our comrades in traffic.
- Yo!
Oh, uh, yeah,
nice to meet you, I guess.
- All right, then!
- Hey!
Let's get this party started!
[Volume increasing]
- Haha-boom!
- Ooh!
Karaoke, buddy!
Let's hit it!
Hey
- Come on, man, you can do it!
- Sing man, sing!
[Singing in foreign language]
Pretty, pretty boy
[Singing in foreign language]
I'm a pretty boy
[Singing in foreign language]
Oh, my lady
[Singing in foreign language]
I'm a pretty boy
[Singing in foreign language]
Oh, my lady
[Singing in foreign language]
I'm so pretty
[Singing in foreign language]
I'm so pretty
[Singing in foreign language]
No clowns.
He's a pretty boy
My pretty face
Pretty boy
Such pretty face
I'm a pretty boy
[Singing in foreign language]
So, Panda,
you feeling better now?
Oh, yeah.
I feel great, actually!
I could even go for another
popsicle right now.
Oh, we're out of popsicles,
but fear not,
'cause my fruit vendor
is also stuck on the bridge
- and she's bringing us some papayas!
- [Gasps] I love papayas!
Knock-knock!
Did someone say "papayas"?
All: Papayas!
- Papa yas
- [Gasps] Lucy?
Oh, my gosh!
Bears!
Everyone is talking about
the cool guys
throwing the limo party,
and it's you!
[Forced chuckle]
Ta-dah!
And this is perfect timing, too!
Guys, this is my boyfriend, Kale!
[Slow motion] Kale.
[Heartbeat thumping,
"Kale" echoing]
Hey, what's up? Lucy has told
me so much about you guys!
Ah, you must be Grizz?
She tells me you're, like,
one of the coolest people
in the world.
Oh! Thanks, man.
And you must be the one that
doesn't talk much, but I can
feel such awesome vibes from
you that words are not needed.
[Chuckle]
And I heard someone's into papayas!
- [Pffft] I don't want it.
- Huh? Oh.
- Sorry, man.
- But Panda, I thought you loved papayas?
- Wait, you don't like papayas?
- Who hates papayas?
[Many voices echoing]
Papayas, papayas, papayas
Aghhhhh!
Huh?
Hey, Panda, you're up again
for karaoke! [Cheering]
- Here you go, man.
- Panda, wait!
[Panting]
[Sighs]
Oh, gosh, what is happening?
Huh? Wait
Isn't this a sidewalk?
[Horns honking]
[Dramatic music]
Help!
Ahh!
Man: Yo! Wakey-wakey!
Hey? Hey?
Hey, man.
You okay?
Wha? Where ?
Wha?
Have people told you that
you look like T-Pain?
Yeah, man, all the time
- probably because I am T-Pain!
- [Gasps] What? No way!
Oh, man, Mr.
Pain,
I am such a huge fan!
[Laughs] Hey, man, be cool, be cool.
Please, man, call me "T.
"
[Chuckles] Okay, T.
Um, T, am I in heaven?
Nah, bro.
[Laughs]
You're on my tour bus, dude!
Oh Wait, isn't the concert
in the other direction?
Yeah, but I forgot my phone,
so we were, like, headed back
to my house to pick it up
until the tour bus stopped
right in front of you.
Ahh!
Huh!
And that's when you fainted.
Ugh!
This is the worst day of my life.
Nah, man, it's cool.
Come on, let
me give you a tour of the place.
Wow!
What a crazy way to travel.
Well, that's what the "T"
in T-Pain stands for
- "traveling.
"
- Really? That's so cool.
Dang, this is the best
oolong tea I've ever had.
You know it! That's why the "T"
in T-Pain stands for "tea.
"
Yeah.
[Laughs]
Wait, what ?
Whoa, I didn't know buses
had elevators.
Well, they don't, but
how else am I supposed to
- get to the Botanical Garden?
- The what?
Whoa!
- Man, this is amazing!
- Yep.
I can't wait to tell Lucy about this
Oh, never mind.
It's not like she'll want to
talk to me after how I acted.
- Ugh, I'm such a dingle.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Watch it with the d-word, homie.
I'm sorry.
It's just that,
I made a fool out of myself
in front of this girl that I like.
- Well, what happened?
- Kale happened.
What?
She doesn't like kale?
Well, then that's her loss,
'cause kale is delicious, man.
No.
Kale's the name
of her boyfriend.
And The worst part about it
is that, like,
he's like, the coolest guy ever.
- Well, does she seem happy with him?
- Yeah, I guess.
Well, then, you should be happy for her.
The only person's feelings you
can control are your own.
- Know what I'm sayin'?
- Yeah.
I get that.
- Man, you are wise, T.
- Nah, I can't take credit for that.
It's actually a line from one
of my favorite web series.
Oh?
What's it called?
Crowbar Jones!
You see, I thought it was
gonna be a crazy action show,
but when you think about it,
it's actually pretty deep.
Hurry up, Pando!
They're getting away!
I'm coming! Aaaah!
[Crying]
Grizz: Panda! Pan Pan!
Where are you, buddy?
Pan? [Music]
Uh, I got to go, T.
Thanks for the advice and stuff.
No worries, dude.
I'm glad I could help.
Hey, before you go, I got
something for you, though.
Really?
Ugh!
This is all my fault.
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