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Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da
ba-da-ba-da-ba
Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da
Let's go!
We'll be there
A wink and a smile
and a great, old time
Yeah, we'll be there
Wherever we are,
there's fun to be found
We'll be there
when you turn that corner
We'll jump out the bush
With a big bear hug
and a smile
We'll be there
[Music]
[Water running]
[Scatting]
Huh, so many choices.
Huh? Hello?
Anyone there?
Aha!
[Gasps]
Hello, my friend.
I've been
sent here to destroy you.
Oh, then, allow me
to introduce myself.
[Grunts]
- It can't be.
- My name is Crowbar Jones.
And I'm the bear that's
gonna bring you down.
[Music]
[Grunts]
Hiya!
Aah!
Who sent you?!
Who sent you?
Who sent you?
[Laughs]
This is looking so good!
A few tweaks here and there
and the world
will see my masterpiece.
Hey, Grizz, do you know
where all the bedsheets went?
I-I can't find any of them.
Wha You're making
another Crowbar Jones?
Wait, Pando isn't
in this one, right?
Who? Pando?
No, no.
Aah! No, I love her,
even though I know absolutely
nothing about her or
Oh, that Pando.
Yeah, he's totally in it.
Oh, come on, man!
Why are you always
embarrassing me?! Ugh!
Oh, don't worry, P-Man.
I promise,
he's really great in this one.
Ugh, whatever.
As long as nobody sees this.
Popcorn is ready.
- Perfect!
- Wait, popcorn?
- What's happening?
- Okay, it's showtime.
Wait, what?
- Grizz: Hey, can you hook this up?
- Seriously, guys, what's going on?
[Gasps]
- Grizz, what's happening?
- It's my focus group!
They're gonna make my film
better by giving me feedback.
- B-B-But No, but
- Trust me.
People are gonna
fall in love with Pando.
I promise.
Just have a seat
and enjoy the movie.
[Groans]
[Audience murmuring]
Uh hello, everyone.
I am Grizz.
Welcome to the premiere of
"Crowbar Jones 2:
Another Reckoning.
"
This film has been
a real labor of love for me
a lot of action
and solid fight scenes.
Most of all, there's a lot
of great characters
one in particular, that
really shines in this sequel.
Ugh, yeah, right.
Oh, and my bro is serving
free popcorn in the back!
Great job, little bro.
Okay!
Well, without further ado,
I give you "Crowbar Jones.
"
Boop.
Boop.
Boop.
Narrator:
In a city consumed by crime
Ah! Help!
only one bear has the power
to bring order to chaos.
Aya!
Crowbar Jooooooooones!
Narrator:
Beartropolis the year's 2034.
Crime is running rampant
through the streets.
But what crime
wasn't expecting was
Crowbar Jones!
Aya!
President:
Congratulations, Crowbar Jones.
You've done it again!
Now the world is a safer place
because of you,
- chip chip cherio!
- I'm just doing my job, sir.
Well, a job well done
deserves recognition
and a medal of awesomeness.
Also your album went platinum
while you were saving the world.
Ah, stop it.
This is too much.
I couldn't have done it without
my trusty sidekick, Pando.
Oh, thank you, Mr.
Crowbar.
- Huh, huh?
- Ooh, not half bad!
Would either of you like a pickle?
Aah!
[Laughs]
Classic Pando!
- Aah! Oh, my butt, my face!
- Ugh! All right, here we go.
Oh! You guys are the best.
It also makes me wanna give you
the keys to my Ferrari Turbo.
Ah, Mr.
President, we just couldn't.
Wait a second.
The President would never
give out his Ferrari Turbo to anyone!
Who are you?!
Where's the real President?!
I knew it a danger-bot.
[As Pando] What does
this mean, Mr.
Crowbar?
It means that the President
has been kidnapped.
[whispers] Psst! Are you guys good
with popcorn and drinks?
Do you need more pillows?
Just holla at your boy
if you need anything.
Quick, man, can you make
more popcorn?
Looks like people are running low.
- Hey! What do you think?
- Aah!
Dude, everyone
is laughing at Pando.
Cool, right? [Chuckles]
He's the comedy relief.
Pando: Oh, look.
There's a sale on rat traps.
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Narrator: Meanwhile,
back at the base
Who kidnapped the President?
Could it have been Agent Cobra?
Maybe it was my old nemesis,
Nefario Dawson.
Ah, it just doesn't make sense.
- Have you found anything, Pando?
- Not really.
Security camera
didn't pick up anything unusual.
Wait a second!
Let me see the computer!
There, enhance!
"Evil robot headquarters"?
Ha.
This goes deeper than I thought.
Come on, Pando!
Let's head to the lab.
Right behind you, Mr.
Jones!
Aah!
[Music]
Ah!
Hello, Agent W.
I'm stuck, Crowbar.
Ah, Mr.
Jones.
[Chuckles]
Late as usual.
Fashionably late, you mean?
No, not really.
All right, here you go.
Whoa!
Ended up doing some
modifications to the jetpack.
- What's this weight for?
- That's to maintain
your totally sweet,
ripped bod, my good man.
- Mm-hmm.
- Good thinking, W.
I'll do a few thousand reps
on my way there.
Better come back
in one piece, you hear?
Of course.
I promised my
girlfriend an ice-cream date.
You're not coming back,
I just know it!
- I hate you!
- I love you.
- I hate you!
- I love you.
- I hate you.
- I love you.
I hate you, I love,
I hate, I hate
[Beeping]
Oh.
Hey!
[Whispering] Dude, I can hear
you playing from over there.
I'll give you your phone back
after the movie.
[Whispering] Why would I want
to watch a movie
that's constantly making fun of me?
Just watch.
Be supportive, man.
- No, you be supportive.
Hmph.
- Hey, look, man, it's the guy.
Look at him.
it's the guy.
[Girl chuckles]
[Grumbling]
[Imitating jetpack]
[Music]
[Screaming]
Crowbar, help me!
I think something's wrong
with my jet pack!
Get it together, Pando.
Now, let's dive!
[Chuckles] Seems like you've
made a new friend, Pando.
Aah! If only
I knew how to swim!
What?! Wha That's not true!
I do know how to swim!
[Audience shouting indistinctly]
We're here! Okay, Pando.
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