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[PANTING]
Ah, for shit's sake, you again?
Really, you forgot what happened on
last week's episode?
It was seven days ago.
Drop the drink and get
yourself to a fucking meeting,
you loser.
I'm busting my ass to get
you out of this shit hole.
My work here's not done.
I-I need a few more days.
[FIONA] You don't think
I should bail him out?
[FORD] If he skips town,
you lose all your money.
Could be put to better use.
- How?
- I don't know.
Invest in another apartment building.
Buy a café, yoga studio.
Why don't you come stay
with me for a couple of days?
That'd be cool.
[BRAD] You spend all your
time hanging out with that
10-year-old girl.
She doesn't have anybody else.
Call DCFS, bro.
Shit ain't your problem.
[DEBBIE] Eighteen
dollars? I make fifteen.
[JACOB] Well, you're a
girl.
Way of the world, Jugs
[KEV] V, why they got
so much energy now?
Go get it.
[VERONICA] So well-behaved.
[KEV] Pre-school.
What are your plans for
after graduation, Corporal?
- Sir?
- Cadet lieutenants have
traditionally gone on
to service academies.
West Point?
Get a congressman or
senator's recommendation.
You really think I could, Sir?
There's an epidemic at our school.
[DR.
ROSENBAUM] Four
people have tested positive
for virulent strains of multiple STDs.
- I slept with Frank.
- So did I.
- [WOMAN] I slept with Frank.
- [WOMAN] Frank.
[Rock music]
Think of all the luck you got
Know that it's not for naught
You were beaming once before
But it's not like that anymore
What is this downside
That you speak of?
What is this feeling
You're so sure of?
Round up the friends you got
Know that they're not for naught
You were willing once before
But it's not like that anymore
What is this downside
That you speak of?
What is this feeling
You're so sure of?
Good morning, my day-drinking brethren.
- How's everyone this morning?
- We were good.
You smell like actual shit, Frank.
Uh, rye whiskey, V.
Leave the bottle.
Can't pay with cans, Frank.
Why not? There's gotta
be 20 bucks in there.
[VERONICA] And that's our recycling.
I just put those out.
Right, and now I'm recycling them.
No.
Uh, run a tab? For old times' sake?
[LAUGHING]
Oh, damn, I just peed myself a little.
Guys, can you spot me?
We fucking hate you, Frank.
V.
Can I have the keg tray?
At least let me drink that.
You wanna slurp warm, day-old
beer runoff from a keg tray?
Wow, lowering the bar, Frank.
- Disgusting, Frank.
- Every day.
When options are few,
the wise man adapts.
Fine.
One pity beer.
One.
[HUGHIE] You tight on cash, huh, Frank?
[FRANK] Tighter than a Mormon virgin.
I know how you can
make some quick dough,
if you're interested.
I don't do blowies anymore, Hughie.
This lady's paying five bucks
for every "Ruiz for Congress"
sign you steal from a yard.
You bring the signs over to the alley
behind Wyman's headquarters,
she gives you cash.
For stolen signs? What's the catch?
Just get paid to steal.
All right, thanks.
[LIP] What's with the uniform, GI Joe?
I thought you were off for the summer.
Yeah, aren't you
supposed to be "at rest"?
At ease.
And there is no ease
for a soldier who's West Point bound.
Debs, can you pass me the milk?
[CARL] Debs.
Eighty cents.
That's how much women make
on the dollar compared to men.
[DEBBIE] And if you're a
woman of color, 65 cents.
This is a sexist shit
nugget of a country.
- Don't you forget that.
- [KEV] Oh, Debs!
Thank God you're not
working.
Hey, I need a favor.
I gotta take V to this
nursery school tour.
Can you watch the
girls for like an hour?
They can't come.
Thanks.
Why are you speaking to me?
- 'Cause you're Debbie.
- [DEBBIE] No.
Why are you speaking to
the only woman in the room,
Kevin Ball?
Why is childcare a woman's job?
Let me tell you why.
Did you know that the
average American man
works about 17.
5 hours a
week doing unpaid home labor?
Cooking, cleaning.
While women, however,
spend about 28.
4 hours a week.
[DEBBIE] Now, considering the
fact that the average American
makes $26.
82 an hour,
that's $40,000 a year
that women are not getting paid
to cook, clean, and wipe baby asses.
- So you can't do it?
- [SCOFFS]
Come on, Franny, let's
oppose patriarchal oppression.
Yeah!
[SIGHS]
Lip, just an hour, man.
Please.
- [LIP] No.
- Just one hour.
I can't.
I would.
I gotta
head to a meeting before work.
- I'm sorry.
- Carl! My man.
Yeah, sorry, I got a parley
with a superior at 0900.
[XAN] I can do it.
I don't have school.
Amazing! Thank you so much.
Here's their diaper bag.
Who are you, again?
This is Xan, she's staying
with us for a while.
Are you sure? I mean,
that's really nice of you.
- You're paying, right?
- Bless you, Xanadu.
- You're good? Sure?
- Yeah.
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