Whatever you were looking at last week was not nearly as attractive as me.
You know it, and I know it.
So clearly your priorities are fucked up.
Here's what you missed.
- Motherfucker.
- You got married? What was I supposed to do, sit on my porch hoping one day you'd show back up? Bedrooms are all locked.
Where am I supposed to sleep? It's back to the gutter you stepped in last night, or you're on the couch.
Have you been taking your anti-rejection meds? My bitch of a newfound daughter hasn't been giving them to me.
Are you retarded, Frank? You should be able to take responsibility for your own medications.
- Kev and I are separating.
- What? He doesn't even notice I'm alive.
The only thing he cares about is the damn babies.
Yo, Deadly Debbie.
Making enemies already? I didn't know you were gonna go all Chuck Norris on me.
You okay? That was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
What the hell happened? Crazy carrot boy took my baby.
He needs to be put away into crazy people place and put electric in his head.
We need to get him committed even if he doesn't want to go.
I just need your signature.
They have to take him.
At least he'll be getting some kind of fucking help.
- Do you still love me? - No, I don't.
Liar.
think of all the luck you got know that it's not for naught you were beaming once before but it's not like that anymore what is this downside that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? round up the friends you got know that they're not for naught you were willing once before but it's not like that anymore what is this downside that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? What you doing? Escaping a fire? Hey.
Worried about Ian? Come here.
He'll be out in a few days.
No.
I have to tell you something.
What's wrong? I slept with my ex.
Recently? Since we've been married? Yesterday.
We had sex yesterday.
Morning, ladies.
Rise and shine, mijos.
Breakfast in 30.
Where am I? Last I checked, Cook County psych ward.
This is a mistake.
Take it up with the doc.
You'll see her later today.
It sort of feels like you have oatmeal brain, doesn't it? It's from the sedation.
It'll wear off eventually.
Where are my real clothes? Storage.
I need to go home.
Go away.
Lip, come on, I'm locked out.
Look, I'm not on duty until seven, all right? Lip, open the door.
Jesus fuck.
Coming.
Dude, again? Sorry.
Third time this has happened, you've only been here a day.
Next time, tie your key to your dick, all right? _ ooh la ooh la la la ooh la ooh la la la ooh la ooh la la la ooh la ooh la ooh la la Watch out, sixth grade.
Third time's the charm.
What the hell? Yo, shut the fucking door.
Carl, Chuckie, get your asses down here or I'm giving your pancakes to the next homeless guy I see.
You stole that from the homeless shelter, so full circle.
I earned it fair and square.
Told them I'm raising seven kids alone.
Except only one is yours, and three don't even live here anymore.
Yes, hi, I'm calling about Ian Gallagher? Yeah, he was admitted last night.
Yeah, what are your visiting hours? And can anyone visit? Easy, Liam.
Chubby cheeks are cute only for so long on black men.
Well, what do you consider a minor? Oh.
Um, okay.
Thank you.
Oh, don't worry, Debs.
Ian'll be fine.
He'll be home in three days.
Chuckie turned on the chocolate faucet upstairs in the bathroom.
Ew, he's making hot sloppys? Uh-oh.
I know what this is about.
What the six churros he ate last night? No, he's nervous to start at a new school.
It's his fourth one.
He gets beat up a lot.
Way too much lip liner, young lady.
When did you become my mother? I've had enough back talk from you.
She's putting all that skank makeup on to get out of the friend zone with that Derek dude.
We're not in the friend zone.
How does he touch your arm? If he punches it, it means you guys are friends.
If he squeezes it, it means he likes you.
It's none of your business.
Carl, do me a favor.
What do I get for it? A favor's supposed to come from the bottom of your heart.
You do realize who you're talking to, right? Take Chuckie under your wing.
Make sure the kids don't pick on him, okay? Nunchucks and a pack of condoms.
Okay, fine.
Magnum.
Chuckles, let's go.
Good morning, delicious family.
- Hi, Frank.
- What are you doing here? It'll take more than that to get rid of me, my bastard of a daughter.
Where were you? Hospital.
- Hospital? - Why? Someone tried to sabotage me by withholding my meds.
But that'll never happen again.
You know why? Because taking my medication is my responsibility.
I'm an adult.
I don't need anyone for anything ever again.
Get out of my house, Frank.
Your house? I'm gonna go take a nap on the couch, the couch that belongs to moi.
Toodle-oo.
You should quit while you're ahead.
He'll out-Frank you every time.
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