I just think that if you were really a friend, you would find a way to show up when you say you're going to show up.
So I'm gonna fucking tell you what happened last week.
Let's just not let this happen again.
- You dealing drugs? - No.
If Fiona found out I was helping you with your drug fractions, she'd have my scalp.
The man gave you a 20.
That's 1/4 gram.
You gave up a teener.
That's 1.
5.
- Now you owe me 100 bucks.
- What? My wife and I were gonna have a little supper this afternoon for all our son's organ recipients.
You're all that we have left of our son.
- We will be there.
- How was your party? It was fun.
Not so fun for the boy you raped.
- Get the fuck- - Get off.
Why don't you find four other girls to fight? - Otherwise beat it.
- I want to learn how to fight.
I- I thought maybe you could train me.
Last night, I had an orgasm with a stranger on the dance floor.
- Wait, what? - That's how horny I am.
You know what that orgasm was? A cry for help from my coochie saying things ain't right at home.
So I went to the airport, and they even have unclaimed baggage just off to the side, just sitting there.
We got dress shirts, shoes, sweaters, pretty much everything- Wait, you went back to the airport? - Yeah.
Why not? - 'Cause it's fucking risky.
Your boyfriend is losing his shit.
You get the insurance money? $121,000.
All that fucking money wasted on child amputees.
How are we not sick of each other? It's only been a week.
- You want to get married? - I'd marry you.
Well, if it were up to me, I'd do it today.
Do it right now.
Holy fuck.
What do we do now? think of all the luck you got know that it's not for naught you were beaming once before but it's not like that anymore what is this downside that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? round up the friends you got know that they're not for naught you were willing once before but it's not like that anymore what is this downside that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? Mm.
Morning.
Little heroin to start the day? It's insulin.
You're diabetic? Is that a deal-breaker? What else don't I know about you? Uh, what do you want to know? What's your favorite color? Uh, blue.
So boring.
All right, my turn.
Uh, favorite Eagle? Bald.
Oh, come on.
The band, and the correct answer is Joe Walsh.
I didn't realize it was a quiz.
Okay.
Where do you want to live? I don't know.
That seems like the kind of thing that married people decide together, right? Like, along with who sleeps on which side of the bed? Mm, and how long to wait before you tell your family that you're married.
I'm not waiting to tell them.
Oh, so you- so you told them? Uh, well, I- I didn't tell them.
But I'm not, like, actively not telling them.
It's just, this is so fun, living in a bubble, keeping a secret.
Yeah.
Better to wait for our fifth anniversary.
I'll tell them today.
We'll do it together.
Okay.
Morning.
I need to talk to you.
- I don't feel like talking.
- I need to talk to you.
No- come- Hey! Hey! You come in here without knocking again, I'm gonna aim my ruger in your fat fucking face and empty the clip.
Looks like the only place you're aiming is down your boyfriend's throat.
I got you smokes, and that's not all.
This was stapled to the bulletin board at the rag-head's.
Who the fuck's this? - You, stupid.
- Shit.
That's not funny, asshole.
What's with all the fucking suitcases? Go.
Get out of here.
It doesn't look anything like you.
No one's gonna be busting down our door, okay? Yeah, I know, but now there's too much heat to do the moving truck scam.
Try stealing more suitcases? We got more than enough of those.
Could try running numbers again.
Great, it's like a CEO going back to being a fry cook.
First the Rub & Tug, now this shit? So an entrepreneur can't start a business in this goddamn neighborhood.
Cops can kiss my ass.
Why don't I do it instead? That feels pretty good.
Sun's coming out.
Nature's gonna dry all our stuff for us.
Nature got it wet.
Well, that's okay, 'cause grandpa promised to buy us a brand-new trailer.
You go number two? There was poop in there.
Oh, damn it.
Tank's full.
Okay, um, go use grandpa's potty.
Come on, sweetheart, and I'm gonna drain the tank.
Wow.
You look amazing.
Thanks.
I can't believe how much you've changed.
Have we met? Aren't you Iris Venable, the woman who owns this lot? Oh, wait.
I saw Iris yesterday, and she's 300 pounds and arthritic.
Who the hell are you? Ms.
Venable's real estate agent.
She put this lot on the market, and since you're not her, I'm gonna need you to remove your trailer and your pool and vacate immediately.
Where the hell am I supposed to put my trailer? - That's not my problem.
- Hey, hey.
Hold on.
What'll it take to buy me some time? More than an A-cup, baby.
I'm a 32-C- Ahh! Morning.
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