I was here last week.
Where the fuck were you? My liver is finally giving up.
- What do we do? - Nothing we can do, unless somebody wants to give me their liver.
Stan gave me the bar.
Why would you want it? Have you looked at the books lately? Someone from your family can donate - a portion of their liver.
- Ow! Why don't you find out if their blood matches your father? I need you to test this.
Take a look.
Two babies? Nope.
Mm, three.
Triplets! I got a magic penis, man.
Okay, who has read ahead to chapter seven? I'm only 13.
Uh, okay.
Cool.
He's dying.
He drank through the liver that he had, and he wrecked it.
And now he wants to wreck mine.
- No.
No way.
- It's okay, son.
If Fiona won't do it, I'll get my other daughter to.
Debbie's too young.
My oldest daughter, Samantha.
What? think of all the luck you got know that it's not for naught you were beaming once before but it's not like that anymore what is this downside that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? round up the friends you got know that they're not for naught you were willing once before but it's not like that anymore what is this downside that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? now I wear my heart That is the last time I let you choose the tunes in the morning.
Oh, yeah, you just keep acting like you hate British boy bands.
- I think it's adorable.
- Everybody hates them.
I'm sorry I'm not a 12-year-old girl.
Yeah, well, I usually don't go lower than 14.
And, you know, next time we can listen to your gangsta rap.
Since when is Kanye considered gangsta rap? Uh, since always.
Where'd you learn about music? - You living on Mars? - Your mom - Oh, yeah? - Last time I banged her.
Oh, yeah, that makes a lot more sense.
She has awful taste.
Hey, you know, you can leave some of that stuff here if you want.
- What stuff? - Makeup, underwear, shampoo.
Oh, wow.
This is serious.
Work outfit or two-- just stuff.
Uh-huh.
I'll think about it.
Or I could just stay at your place.
We talked about this.
- No way.
- We have not.
No, we have not talked about this.
You always just say, "It's complicated.
" - It's very complicated.
- Well, try me.
Okay.
My father, who now lives with us again, drank himself into liver failure and is trolling his children for a new liver, including an older daughter that none of us knew about.
You have another sister? I probably have 20.
Just when I think I've peeled the onion on Frank, - bam, another layer.
- Right.
The upside is I'm getting real good at not giving a shit.
Well, it sounds to me like maybe you do give a shit.
Get your hearing tested.
Can I use your toothbrush? - Gross.
Yes.
- Thank you.
Oh, hey, don't forget-- dinner at my parents' place tonight.
Ooh.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, sweetie.
I'm so sorry.
Hold on.
Hi, Fiona.
Is that Liam screaming? Well, yes.
Yes, I was just clipping his nails, and I just nicked him a little bit.
- I'm out of practice.
- Is he okay? Yes, he's fine.
He's totally fine.
How's Debbie and Carl? I feel like I haven't seen them in forever.
Carl just left for school, and Debbie's getting ready.
And she's been teaching me how to use my new iPad.
I found this genealogy app, and it turns out I'm 1/32 Menominee Indian.
- Huh.
Who knew? - Anyway do you know about christianmingle.
com? - Is that a dating site? - Well, yes, it is.
And it turns out, there's and there's a lot of eligible bachelors in my neighborhood.
And they all seem mostly normal.
Well, I will be home right after work.
Thanks again for watching the kids overnight.
- I hate leaving them.
- Oh! It's no problem.
It's been so fun.
Have a good day, okay? Hey, sweetie, it's freezing outside.
I'll be indoors.
Breakfast? Well, there wasn't any eggs or milk or bread.
- I'm starving.
- I'm sorry.
Can you pick up something on the way to school, like an Egg McMuffin or something? I gave Carl some money so he could buy some groceries after school.
Ooh, what was that? Oh.
Oh, wow.
I got poked.
I got poked.
I got poked back by the American Indian guy that I poked yesterday.
What do we do? "We have a lot in common.
I am full-blooded Kickapoo Indian.
I love laughter, food, scenic views, and the Lord.
Let's talk.
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