Here's what you missed on shameleslast time.
Not too much.
I was kind of light last week.
- Jesus christ! I need you to do this! I need you to get your shit together and get the kids back.
No drugs, no booze.
I need your piss clean and your eyes white.
- That's why the good lord put me here-- So I can take in all his babies Don't nobody else want.
Rule number one: No sitting on the good furniture.
- We have filed the paperwork to adopt liam.
Oh, no, liam.
Did you pee on the couch again and the wall too? - How the hell are we gonna get that out? - Take it back to the hospital.
Somebody will want it.
I want it.
It's me or the baby.
What is that for? - Sex swing.
- Oh, god.
It's good for us to grow.
- No! - No, we're just taking fake wedding pictures for the I.
N.
S.
I hate this I.
N.
S.
Bullshit.
Aw, shit.
What the fuck? - No son of mine is gonna be a goddamn aids monkey.
Who reported us? - I would like to report a negligence situation.
Six kids living in squalor, no parental supervision.
If it's all right, I would like to remain anonymous.
- think of all the luck you got know that it's not for naught you were beaming once before but it's not like that anymore what is this downside that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? round up the friends you got know that they're not for naught you were willing once before but it's not like that anymore what is this downside that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? - Get the locks? - Hardware store isn't open.
- Did you knock? Manny sleeps upstairs.
- I'll get it.
- Let's go.
Deadbolts, front and back.
Frank's not allowed in anymore.
- You gonna rip him a new one? - We're done with him.
Let's go.
Come on.
Don't want to be late.
You sure about this? - What the hell? Tv's broken.
Uh, parental controls.
We wouldn't want you stumbling onto something you shouldn't.
- That's the only reason to watch.
- It still gets discovery kids, disney, and bravo.
Come on.
Put the remote down.
It's time for your bath.
- How many damn times do I have to smell Like mango and pomegranate? - Uh, if you think I'm gonna let you near your tutor without one, You got another thing coming, young man.
- Tutor? - To brush up on your math.
You're two grade levels behind.
- Only two? - Daddy! - I missed you, baby.
- They finally let maria's dad out of prison, huh? - He'll be back.
So will she.
Till then, drop the mop.
Come on.
- You want me to do laundry first? You're going to replace her.
Downstairs.
Downstairs? - You gonna make me push you down? Okay, all right, find a seat and get busy.
- Debbie, here! Next to me.
You can share my krazy glue.
- She forces us to make jewelry? - Oh, no.
You don't have to.
Not if you're not hungry.
One bracelet gets you a burger.
Four earrings, french fries.
- I don't think this is legal.
- Used to be only a couple of us down here, But business took off when mama kamala Started slapping those "made in africa" stickers on.
Dust gets my allergies going.
- Yeah, well, the mold and rat droppings can't be helping.
- I'd take more, but it makes me sleepy.
- Idle hands are the devil's work, hmm? Last one.
- If I had a dime for every time I heard you say that, I'd have exactly one dime.
Court hearing's tomorrow.
- I thought you already pissed in a cup.
- Spot test.
Anything to keep families apart.
One more.
- Amen, frank.
Gestapo tried to declare me an unfit parent.
- You brought a crack pipe to the courthouse.
- Who the hell tries to run a crack pipe Through a metal detector? - I know the dog and pony-- show up in a suit, Flash some aa chips, character reference.
They'll hand the brats right over.
- Well, it's nice to know the bar is set so high.
- Nothing more american than a second chance.
Or a third or a fourth.
Redemption, tugs at the heartstrings.
Shot for the road.
- Oh, you be careful, frank.
Those child-stealing liberal bastards are out for blood.
- Broke my judicial cherry years ago, chester.
They will never take my kids from me.
I want the kids.
- your parents know? - Not yet.
- They'll relinquish their rights? - My dad's made a career of refusing responsibility.
- Mom's m.
I.
A.
- What are my chances? Cases I take are all about Whether a kid's gonna live in aspen or monaco.
- Well, my brother said you'd help.
- I told chip I'd give you five minutes.
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