For those of you who were too fucking busy, this is what happened last week on Shameless: Hey, you filthy fucking Portuguese.
Stan's losing his marbles.
What happened? I know you fucked my sister! You're right, he shouldn't be left alone up there.
Call his daughter.
I'm gonna come down there and I'm gonna kick your ass! He wants to stay in his apartment.
Where the hell've you been? Brazil.
We should get together, have lunch, just to catch up.
FIONA: I'm seeing someone.
STEVE: So am I.
Bring him.
A double date.
Estefania doesn't really speak English.
You're married? Ah, si! You married a drug lord's daughter, to hang onto your ear? I missed you.
Hey! Okay.
Whoa.
DEBBIE: Was it weird seeing Jimmy? FIONA: Who's Jimmy? Jimmy is Steve.
V, they're gone.
Ethel and Jonah.
All their stuff is gone.
His clothes, her suitcase, gone.
Fuck you, Lip! I'll make West Point on my own.
I don't need you.
She's a married mother, publicly flaunting the geriatric she's sleeping with.
JASMINE: Come on, I need an accomplice.
When I tell Hal we're going out for a girls' night, then I won't be lying.
I'm sorry, who are you? I'm your grandmother, sweetheart.
Grammy showed up.
Grammy's back.
Jesus They let you out? Surprised to see you, Peg.
Thought you were doing 20 to life.
I will fuck you up! Oh my God, there's a woman Shit.
Shit! with a gun.
She's at a party, she's shooting people! Go ahead and pull it! Do it! Do it! and I'm gonna kick your ass.
Put some pants on, man.
I got pants on.
Think of all the luck you got Know that it's not for naught You were beaming once before But it's not like that anymore What is this downside That you speak of? What is this feeling You're so sure of? Round up the friends you got Know that they're not for naught You were willing once before But it's not like that anymore What is this downside That you speak of? What is this feeling You're so Sure of? FIONA: Mm.
Babe, stop.
Come on, you know I hate that.
I'm going to stick my thumb in your butt if you don't stop.
Mm.
Now we're talking.
Morning, sunshine.
Who let you in? Carl.
(shouting): We don't let people in the house before I wake up! Which guy doesn't like a finger up the butt? (laughing): What are you doing here? I came to invite you out in David's boat today.
I thought you weren't allowed on the boat.
Isn't it the wife's? Yeah, but they're in Indiana.
Dropping one of the brats off at college.
(phone alert) Steve's back in town.
Not sure what to do about it.
Bring him.
Boat's got a Jacuzzi.
Nah.
Kids start school Tuesday.
I got a lot to do to get ready.
So, come for an hour! Everybody says that, but it never happens.
I'll kick you out after an hour, then.
Shouldn't you be getting your kids ready for school, too? Hal's on it.
He loves doing that crap.
So you'll come? I'll think about it.
I gotta take a shower now, wash your slobber off me.
You know, men pay lots of money for that slobber.
Oh, yeah.
Thanks for the visual.
Mm.
Go make yourself useful.
I need coffee.
You look like shit, Frank.
You just getting in? Just got up.
It's 7:00 a.
m.
Hurry up in there.
I gotta help my mother out of bed and take her to the bathroom.
Really putting a damper on your drink, puke, sleep schedule, huh? I can't take it anymore.
Your problem.
Not ours.
(dog barking) What about this little guy? Hey, fella! KEVIN: Ah, I don't know, V.
Oh, come on, he's so cute.
How could anyone have abandoned him? And his tongue is almost as good as yours.
A dog is not going to fill the hole in my heart.
When you going to get over this, Kev? Doesn't it bother you that Ethel's gone? It bothers me we're not gonna get the money anymore.
How could she just leave us like that? Because she's an ungrateful bitch.
All right, stop.
I'm serious.
If she doesn't give a shit about us, why should we give a shit about her? She was family.
Well, we have to move on.
I liked having someone depending on me.
Well, then pick out a stupid dog! Dogs are too much responsibility.
A kid isn't? A cat, then.
It's gonna piss everywhere.
Well we're not leaving here without something.
Fine.
We'll get that.
This baby's pushing on my bladder.
Morning.
Ah, Jesus.
Not again.
("Kiss From a Rose" by Seal begins) Knowing you were peeing made me horny.
You're a sex addict.
Knowing I have a cold sore makes you horny.
I've been kissed by a rose Look at me.
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