Coin collecting is considered the perfect hobby.
beautiful putt right there good birdie.
That's only the eighth birdie of the day.
What? Why are you looking at me? You want to go outside? Outside? Outside? Are you kidding me?! - Come on! - Oh, my God.
- What's wrong? - Your idiot dog! Oh, he he didn't mean it, dad.
Did you, snuffles? You're a good boy.
Don't praise him now, Morty! He just peed on the carpet! Bad dog! Bad! Morty, come on.
I need your help tonight.
Hey, wait, hold on a second, Rick.
You wouldn't by any chance have some sort of crazy science thing you could whip up that might help make this dog a little smarter, would you? I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior, Jerry.
If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread.
Come on, Morty.
Listen, Rick, if you're gonna stay here rent-free and use my son for your stupid science, the least you could do is put a little bit of it to use for the family.
You make that dog smart or Morty's grounded! - Ha-ha! - Aw, man! Boy, you really got me up against a wall this time, Jerry.
All right, ruffles What's his name? Snuffles.
Snuffles, shake.
Roll over.
Go to the bathroom.
- Holy crap! - No way.
Yeah, you're at the top of your game now, Jerry.
Have fun.
Come on, Morty.
- That was fantastic, Rick! - Yeah, Morty, if you like that, boy, you're you're really going to flip your lid over this one.
W-w-w-what is it? It's a device, Morty, that when you put it in your ear, you can enter people's dreams, Morty.
It's just like that movie that you keep crowing about.
- You talking about "Inception"? - That's right, Morty.
This is gonna be a lot like that, except, you know, it's gonna maybe make sense.
"Inception" made sense.
You don't have to try to impress me, Morty.
Listen, tonight we're gonna go into the home of your math teacher, Mr.
Goldenfold, and we're gonna incept the idea in his brain to give you A's in math, Morty.
That way you can, you know, y-you're gonna help me with my science, Morty, all the time.
Geez, Rick, in the time it took you to make this thing, couldn't you have just, you know, helped me with my homework? Are you listening to me, Morty? Homework is stupid.
The whole point is to get less of it.
Come on, let's just get over there and deal with this thing.
W-we're gonna incept your teacher.
You're frustrating me.
You don't know me! Nice, Mrs.
Pancakes real nice.
Next week on "The days and nights of Mrs.
Pancakes" You don't know me! Then let me get to know yo, damn it! Uh-oh! Spoilers! I'm a full season behind.
Wow, Rick, I can't believe we're sitting around, standing around in Mr.
Goldenfold's house.
It's really weird.
It's about to get a whole lot weirder, Morty.
Wheat thins.
Wheat thins.
I'll take two.
Oh, I think you've had enough, sir.
You don't know me.
All right, Morty, time to make our move.
Make it bounce.
No, you didn't.
Oh, jiggle it now.
You better stop with that.
Allahu akbar! We're gonna take control of this plane! We're gonna 9/11 it unless Morty Smith gets better grades in math! Hey! I said nobody move, buddy! The name's not buddy.
It's Goldenfold.
Nice to wheat you! Take cover, Morty! Ooh! Goldenfold's got more control here than I anticipated.
I mean, the guy teaches high-school math.
I didn't take him for an active dreamer.
We got to take him out so he wakes up, Morty.
But we can't get killed.
If you get killed in someone else's dream, you die for real, Morty.
What?! Are you kidding me?! Ohhhhhh! Don't be a baby! You avoid getting shot in real life all the time, Morty.
Just do the same thing here, and we'll be fine! Now bring me my slippers.
Now, be my footstool, snuffles.
This is what I'm talking about.
- This is a dog.
- Oh, yeah.
This should play out just fine.
You said the same thing, equally sarcastically, at our wedding and guess what.
Oh, my God.
He's trying to tell us something.
That is so awesome.
Aw, he's saying "I love lasagna".
He's saying "I love Obama".
So cute! I'm posting this online, like, right now.
I should call Bob Saget.
Is that still a thing? Hmm? Goldenfold, we're coming out! We just want to talk! Why would I negotiate with you? Because we're both rational adults that don't want anything bad to happen.
And because I have a human shield.
Mrs.
Pancakes! Oh, no, Morty.
His subconscious is panicking.
Run! Relax, Morty.
Look! Mrs.
Pancakes has a parachute.
Come on! Hey, you don't know me! Oh, no, Rick, look! Goldenfold landed the plane, and he's created a mechanical arm to pluck Mrs.
Pancakes out of the air while he lets us fall - into a giant vat of lava! - Pretty concise, Morty.
Looks like we've merely prolonged the inevitable.
That's it, Morty! Prolonging the inevitable! Listen, if we go into Mrs.
Pancakes' dream, everything will go 100 times slower, Morty.
That'll buy us some time to figure this out! You don't know m- All right, let's go.
Oh, man, Rick, this is pretty weird.
Don't judge, Morty.
Okay.
All right, well Look, Mrs.
Pancakes is right over there.
I'll just go ask her to tell goldenfold not to kill us when she wakes up.
Whoa, whoa, Morty, the trick to incepting is making people think they came up with the idea.
Listen to me.
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