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There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation
and school comes
along just to end it
So the annual problem
for our generation
is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe
Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something
that doesn't exist
Hey!
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain
It's over here!
Finding a dodo bird,
painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
Phineas!
As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do
before school starts this fall
Come on, Perry.
So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all!
Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
Okay, Stace.
Let's try again.
No!
It's really more in
the cheeks.
Like this
- Nyang, nyang, nyang!
- Oh, I give up!
It's a good thing you won that contest
to perform back up with Love Händel.
Yes, in the ballad of Klimpaloon,
I will be playing Klimpaloon.
- Check out my klimpy style.
- Girl, I have already cashed
that cheque.
And I don't
even know what that means!
Girl talk!
Honey, the limo's here
to take us to the award show.
- Be right there! I gotta go.
- You go, girl!
Let's never speak of this again.
- Come on, boys, time to go!
- You guys look great!
Well, Lindana and Max Modem
have to look their best
- when presenting our category, don't we?
- What's you got there?
This is the first journal of the
famous explorer, Sir Alvin Shackleberg.
He was the first person
to sight Klimpaloon,
the magical old-timey bathing
suit that lives in the Himalayas.
We got this to help Candace
research her "Nyang, nyang, nyangs"
- for the Ballad of Klimpaloon.
- How marvelous.
It reminds me
Sorry, dad, there's
no time for that now.
We gotta go while I'm still in the zone.
- Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang.
- She's good.
It's like Klimpaloon was
right here in the room with us.
Whoa! Sweet limo!
Ferb, I know what
we're gonna do tomorrow.
How do we do it?
Hey, where's Perry?
Ah, Agent P.
I see you got the memo.
It's transcendental
meditation week.
Namaste.
Doofenshmirtz has been spotted
Carl, enough with the drumming!
Sorry, sir, I just, sort
of, got into a groove.
Anyway, Doofenshmirtz has
been spotted as a seat filler
at the 4th Annual 24-hour
Tri-State Area Music Awards.
As you know, Doof's brother,
Roger, is emceeing the event.
We're not sure what Doof's up to,
but we need you to suss it out.
That's the that's the cloud.
Good luck, Agent P.
Live from Random stadium:
Random Swimwear presents
4th Annual 24-hour Tri-State Area
Music Awards.
The Tristies!
Sponsored by Random Swimwear.
Be wet, arbitrarily.
Tonight's musical guests
include Love Händel,
Slamm Hammer, Tiny Cowboy,
2 Guys in the Parque,
Danny and the Jay-tones,
the Paisley Sideburn Brothers,
Marty the Rabbit Boy
and his musical blender,
and many, many more.
Seriously, many more,
'cause it's it's 24 hours.
Please welcome your host and
lovable Mayor, Roger Doofenshmirtz!
We've got a lot of great
music for you tonight,
and a lot of other music.
So let's get things started, shall we?
Please welcome to the stage our presenters
for the fact-based song category,
the girl who just wants to have fun
and the guy who, I guess,
wants fun to have him.
Lindana and Max Modem!
Yeah!
Go Mom! Go Dad! Yeah!
Just go, just go.
I'll fix it later.
- Our first nominee for
- the fact-based song category is,
Slamm Hammer with their hit
Trees are made of wood.
Wooow!
Trees are made of wood!
- Oh!
- The second nominee in fact base song category
- Excuse me.
Pardon me.
- The Hockey Hooligans with Hockey Z-9.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, pardon me.
# oh, yeah #
Excusez-moi.
Con permiso, por favor.
# Don't turn
away I'm talking to you, sir #
Aha! Perry the platypus!
Your timing is incredible!
And by that I mean completely credible!
But you've found yourself
in a hairy situation.
Because of the trap, which is a wig.
Stop me if you've already
made the connection.
Anyway, you're just in
time for my latest inator!
Behold!
I know what you're thinking, and no,
I did not invent a spray
bottle, Perry the platypus,
But just stay with me through
my backstory, all right?
You see, I was reading the
Danville city charter, again,
when I learned an interesting fact.
Back in 18-aught-5, Danville
actually elected a warthog as mayor.
The public was fed up with the
previous administration and thought,
"hey, what's the worst
that could happen?"
Nepotism, that's what.
He filled the cabinet
with his uncles and
brothers and distant cousins.
And all of city hall was full
of swine! Except for one chair
that they kept empty so, you know,
it wouldn't be so conspicuous.
So, it was decided
never to allow another
warthog to be in a
position of authority.
Perry the platypus, are you texting?
While I'm monologuing?
You know, I'm just gonna
hold on to this until I'm done
'cause I can get your full attention.
Anyway, I'm thinking, "nepotism,
city hall, my brother Roger,"
And suddenly I knew what to do.
Turn my brother into a warthog!
So, through the use of
pseudo-technology I created this elixir,
that, when sprayed on an individual,
actually transforms them into a warthog!
What? I said "pseudo.
"
Anyway, once I collected
enough elixir, I put it in this,
my warthog-sprayer-inator!
See?
There's a method to my lameness!
I'm gonna find out when Roger's on stage
and then I'm gonna turn him into
a warthog in front of everybody!
That will remove him from power
because of the aforementioned
warthog nepotism act.
But, you know, the embarrassment's
just a it's a cherry on top.
Right thos way Mr.
Mayor.
Now's my chance!
Peace out, Perry the platypus!
Love Händel with Candace Flynn!
You're on in five!
Omg! Omg! Omg! Omg
I guess, just introduce the next act.
The last nominee in
the fact-based category,
the ballad of Klimpaloon
sung by Love Händel
Who are joined by contest winner
Candace Flynn!
Go, Candace!
Stop! I object!
This song does not belong in
the fact-based song category!
Klimpaloon is not real!
What?
My nana told me stories
- about Klimpaloon!
- Well, that's not good enough.
Seeing is believing.
And no
one has ever seen Klimpaloon!
Um, excuse me, but I have seen him.
That's right! You tell him, Candace!
I'm afraid that's not
good enough either.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mittington Random!
Thank you, Max, uh, whoever.
Mittington Random here,
sponsor of the show
and president of Random Swimwear.
You're welocme.
According to the rules, if fact
based song is called in the question,
physical proof must be
presented here within 24 hours.
- How are we supposed to do that?
- Well, actually, you can't.
- Wait, what?
- Oh, Daniel.
The rules clearly state
that the band along with the
presenters are to be locked in
a sound-proof booth for 24 hours
or until evidence is provided,
whichever comes first.
- Wait a minute.
Why presenters?
- I can't hear you
'cause you're supposed to
be in the sound-proof booth,
- so move along.
- Oh, okay.
Candace! You're in charge!
Okay, sorry for the inconvenience,
folks.
But it looks like
we're gonna have to move this
category to the end of the show.
Phineas, Ferb! We need to find Klimpaloon
and bring him back within 24 hours.
We're way ahead of you.
Ferb's rounding up the gang.
Those darn kids! I'll
stop at nothing to make
sure they don't prove the
existence of Klimpaloon.
Nothing!
You're on next, Mr.
Mayor, after
- the pork-based world music act.
- Now's my chance!
No! Oh, Perry the platypus!
Swine Flute! You're on!
Where's your tambourine player?
No show, man!
Look at you, Perry
the rasta warthogipus!
Kid, you've got the goods!
And now, here's Swine Flute!
More tambourine, man!
Isn't anyone gonna talk
about how we got here so fast?
Sorry, Buford, we don't have
the time for that right now.
- Ferb?
- Two words, travel montage.
I got two words for you, cli-ché.
Oh, yeah.
Anyone else get the feeling
we're being followed?
- No, not a bit.
- Paranoid!
Okay, Ferb, where to next?
- That's it?
- We lost the auction for volume two.
- We've got sniped.
- What about that cave
- up there with waving Klimpaloon totem?
- If Buford is now
the brains of this operation,
my life has lost all meaning.
Watch it.
Long underwear
makes the best wedgies.
Candace, make the sound!
Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang!
- Nyang, nyang, nyang, nyang!
- Whoa!
- It's him!
- Klimpaloon! Yay!
- We found him!
- Wish I could un-see that.
- Got him!
- Mr.
Random?
This unforeseen plot twist is
brought to you by Random Swimwear!
Wow! I totally thought that shadowy
figure was gonna be Slamm Hammer.
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