1
There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation
and school comes
along just to end it
So the annual problem
for our generation
is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe
Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something
that doesn't exist
Hey!
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain
It's over here!
Finding a dodo bird,
painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
Phineas!
As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do
before school starts this fall
Come on, Perry.
So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all!
Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
Come on gang.
Let's get started
on building our mega-mondo
Ah! No can do, dinner bell.
It's family day,
and the Van Stomms
from the low countries are visiting.
- Buford is outtie, G.
- Well, that's a bummer,
but we can come up
with some workarounds.
- So if you two
- No can do, Phineas.
I am taking an East
Indian cooking class.
We are going to make goat vindaloo.
If we can ever find a goat.
[GOAT BLEATING]
Oh, there is one now!
Got to run!
Well, good luck!
Well, the plans will still
work with just three of us.
I'm afraid your plans will have to wait
until after Ferb's dental appointment.
- Come on, honey.
Time to go.
- All right.
Wow, I've never seen Ferb so nervous.
Hmm Well, I guess it's
just the two of us, huh?
[SQUEALING]
Isabella, are you all right?
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
We could
spend the day together.
- That would be fun.
Whatever.
- Let's see, with only two of us,
we'd have to reallocate
some weight in order to
Hmm.
Well, maybe if we
just reduce the amount of
[SIGHS]
Nope, that won't fly either.
You know, this is a lot
harder without Ferb around.
But he never says anything.
It's not what he doesn't say,
it's how he doesn't say it.
Well, I could get the Fireside
Girl Manual for inspiration.
That sounds great! Thanks!
Wow, even Perry's gone.
But that's pretty normal.
CHORUS: # Dooby, dooby doo, bah
Dooby, dooby, doo, bah #
Perry!
I see you've taken our new
breakfast-themed lair entrance.
It's the most important
lair entrance of the day.
Anyhoo, OWCA has surveillance footage
of Doofenshmirtz raiding
thrift store dollar bins.
We're not sure if it's evil, but it's
well, it's just kind of pathetic.
Get to the bottom of this
and stop Doof's potential
poverty-driven
criminal freak-out!
And, uh, how about you pick up a cup
of coffee for him on your way over?
It's on me.
Use some petty cash.
I feel bad for the poor guy.
[RINGING] [GASPING]
The Fireside Phone!
Gretchen at the ready, ma'am.
Commence debriefing.
Gretchen, we have a Code Pink!
Romeo is alone!
Repeat, Romeo is alone!
Roger that.
Don't
panic, we're on our way.
Reporting for duty, ma'am.
The troop is establishing the mobile
tactical headquarters as we speak.
Nice hustle.
I know, right? With Phineas
and Ferb split up for the day,
it's practically a vacation!
Yes, I know we're already
on summer vacation, Stace.
I was just What?
A Fireside Girls Mobile Tactical Unit?
Sorry, Stace! Gotta go!
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
Okay, what are you doing and what
does it have to do with my brothers?
Um, it's something of a delicate matter.
- Romeo is all go!
- Delicate?
Well, you might not know,
but I have a little bit
of a crush on Phineas.
GINGER: "Little" being subjective.
- Stand down, Fireside Girl.
- Totally get the crush thing.
You know, I don't quite
get the Phineas thing.
I mean, you do realize
his head is a triangle?
- [SIGHS] Yeah.
It's so acute.
- Whatever.
I have got your back, sister.
I will stay out of the yard and
keep Mom out of the way, too.
Like that should be difficult.
[DOORBELL PLAYING
DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INC THEME]
Oh, it's you, Perry the Platypus.
What, for me? Oh!
That's a nice gesture, thanks.
And you even used the doorbell,
instead of just crashing
through like you usually do.
I really appreciate
this, Perry the Platypus,
'cause, you know, money's
a little tight lately.
I can't even rub two nickels together.
Although, if I had two nickels,
I don't think I would
sit and rub them together.
It's
Oh, oh, yeah, you're
you're trapped, Perry the Platypus.
It's quick-hardening,
non-dairy creamer.
Like I said, I'm on a budget.
I know what you're
thinking, Perry the Platypus.
How could this happen to such a
with-it guy like Heinz Doofenshmirtz?
Well, my ex-wife Charlene
is out of the country
on one of those extreme
eco-cultural exploration vacations.
I don't know what
they do on those trips,
but I imagine it's very expensive.
Oh, she's got some nerve!
That's my alimony she's throwing away.
And the worst is, she
keeps texting me these pics.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
Oh, come on, really?
Anyway, the problem is, I've
already spent this month's alimony
on my new inator.
And now I don't have enough
money left to send Vanessa
to the Grievance Movie
Marathon she wants to see.
They're playing all the
Grievance movies in order.
They got The Grievance,
they've got Grievance 2: The Gripe,
Grievance 3: Bone to Pick,
and Grievance 4: The
Revenge of the Italian Jug Band.
Yeah, I don't think
that last one is canon.
Oh, what kind of father am I?
Oh! Oh, the shame is overwhelming.
I can't even enjoy using
my new Teleport-inator.
[OMINOUS DRUMS PLAYING]
Nah, nah.
I'm just not in
the mood.
Maybe tomorrow.
[DRUMMING STOPS]
And it was such a stellar plan, too.
I was gonna use it to send City Hall,
and consequently my brother, Roger,
back to Drusselstein and out
of his mayoral jurisdiction.
No fuss, no muss.
Just "bzzt"
and he's gone instantly.
[SIGHS]
If only it were that easy
to get Vanessa to the movie theater.
Wait Wait a second!
I could just add another
setting to my Teleport-inator
and send Vanessa directly
to the theater and completely
bypass those ridiculously
inflated movie ticket prices.
Oh, man, am I good!
That deserves a victory sip!
[SLURPING] Ugh! Wait,
what is this? Decaf?
It's like you don't even know me!
All right, Fireside Girls,
initiating Operation Perfect Picnic.
Roger that!
Well, looks like the
operation is in Phase Two,
and I am gonna make myself scarce.
Cadet Flynn is out.
Peace!
Here we go.
Well, let's
just take a look
- You know, I'm kind of hungry.
- Well, then why not just have a picnic?
Wow! What a great idea!
And I just happen to have
a picnic basket right here!
Ooh, she's good.
Wow!
Way to be prepared, Isabella!
Just doing my Fireside Girl thang.
I packed it with some
Mexican-Jewish delicacies, like
Gefilte-flan!
It wobbles!
BOTH: Ew!
[LAUGHING]
That looks ridiculous.
[ALARM BEEPING] Oh, no,
we've got a Code Irving!
Strike team, deploy!
Let's see what else I've got.
[GASPING]
[THUDDING]
Did you hear something?
Nope.
Mission accomplished.
Hello, ladies!
[GROWLS]
The fox hops over the log, the
rabbit crawls under the log
Okay, got it!
Now, to send
[THUDDING]
[CLEARS THROAT]
And now, to send my
daughter to the movies!
[TRIUMPHANT DRUMS PLAYING]
No, see, it just doesn't
work in this instance.
You know what, you guys just
take the rest of the day off.
- You wanna go see a movie?
- Yeah, sure.
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