1
There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation
and school comes
along just to end it
So the annual problem
for our generation
is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe
Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something
that doesn't exist
Hey!
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain
It's over here!
Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
Phineas!
As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do
before school starts this fall
Come on, Perry.
So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all!
Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
- Hey, I'm Dan.
- And I'm Swampy.
We're the co-creators of
Phineas and Ferb.
- The show that you're probably
watching right now.
- Hopefully.
We get letters from kids all
over the world asking us questions
- about the show, that we
- No, that's, that's not actually true.
We don't get a lot of actual
physical "written on paper" letters.
- What we get is a lot of emails
- No, no, that's true.
- Digital, electronic.
- Yeah, actually all of the emails
we've ever received
fit on this flash drive right here.
But that's not as impressive as
No, this stack of, of letters
here is much more impressive.
This is a prop,
though, made mostly of, uh,
- foam, fiberglass, that kind of thing.
- Yeah.
Not to say that we don't
actually get letters from people,
physical letters, uh, like,
uh, this one is for,
for instance, from, from Becky.
This is a question we get all the time.
"Are we ever going to see Perry
the Platypus get a girlfriend?"
BOTH: No.
- No, not gonna happen.
- No.
Here's another one.
This one is from, uh, Donny.
It says, "Are we ever going to
see Phineas and Ferb as teenagers?"
- Yes.
Yes we are.
- In fact, we're gonna see it right now.
This episode is set 10 years in the
future, so don't let it confuse you.
Actually to, to avoid
confusion, let's, uh,
let's just synchronize
our calendars right
BOTH: Now.
[SIGHS] I'm running
out of time, Ferb.
I gotta choose a school.
Do I stay local or go abroad?
Trade school?
Art school?
Come on, Ferb.
Help me make a decision.
Get in the booth.
Oh, cool, all my college
acceptance letters.
I guess we're gonna
let fate decide this one.
[GAME SHOW MUSIC PLAYS]
Okay.
Kjobstaad Academy.
Uh, which one was that again?
Mmm
Great Physics department.
Norway.
Hmm.
Don't feel I'm ready
for those cold winters.
[GAME SHOW MUSIC PLAYS]
Okay,
Comedy Traffic School.
Well, if it's fate
[GAME SHOW MUSIC PLAYS]
Yeah, things seemed
a lot easier when we were
young and just waiting
for our voices to drop.
[IN DEEP VOICE] Hey, guys!
[COUGHS]
[CLEARS THROAT] Oh!
[IN REGULAR VOICE] Something
was caught in my throat!
So, still trying to figure
out where to go to school?
Working on it.
I was just giving Buford some
pointers on collegiate life.
Since I've already graduated
and been accepted as a professor,
I could pull some strings
and get him into my school.
Just think, Buford,
you could be my student!
- I would be the boss of you!
- Don't get too excited.
I'm going to film school.
I'm concentrating on tragedies.
The story of a struggling
orphan's transcendental search
for meaning in
a post-apocalyptic society.
- It sounds pretentious.
- Thank you.
So, Ferb, you're off
to school in England?
Yeah, he's going to Camford on Oxbury.
[CHUCKLES]
"Camford on Oxbury.
"
- It sounds like a wizard school.
- It's not a wizard school.
- Well, there is some wizarding.
- Phineas, why don't you just go there?
Or why not go where
Candace goes to school?
Law school?
I don't know.
And that concludes my dissertation
on modern investigative
techniques for establishing
proof of guilt with or
without physical evidence.
[APPLAUSE] Spectacular!
I've never had a student convince me
of something so
completely baseless before!
Now I feel like busting someone.
Yeah, I don't know if Candace's
school is the place for me.
Forget the booth.
I'm gonna go with my gut.
It's between these two,
Danville U and TriState State.
Both really good schools.
Looks like I have some thinking to do.
Hey, the epic struggle
of a triangle-headed boy
to choose between two schools.
- Pretentious alert.
- And again, thank you.
[BEEPING]
Sir! It's the old Evil
Scientist Alert System.
It's showing Inator activity
- on a Doctor Dooferdsmits.
- Doofenshmirtz? Great googly moogly!
I thought he'd give up his evil ways
when we placed him as
a high school science teacher.
Well, it's too bad Monogram
isn't around to see this.
IRVING: Well, sir, he's
gone to a better place.
Yeah.
Oh, what the heck!
I'm gonna call him.
[DIALING]
- Monogram.
- How've you been, sir?
Carl! I'm great!
Bora Bora really is a better place.
- How've you been, man?
- CARL: I've been well.
Guess who's just set
off the Inator alert?
- Doofenshmirtz?
- Yeah.
[CHUCKLES] Just like old times.
- Well, tell him "hi" from me.
- Of course!
[BEEPING]
Agent P.
No, it's not bowling night!
It's Doofenshmirtz.
He's activated the Inator alert system.
We think he may have returned to evil!
[MUSIC]
So I heard Isabella is
off to TriState State.
Oh, wow, really? Huh.
I haven't seen much of her this summer.
Why do parents buy such weird food?
Everything's light, low,
non, free or diet.
- So she's leaving?
- Yes.
Huh, I always thought the two
of you would end up together.
I wish! I am so in
the friend zone there.
BALJEET: You are kidding, right?
You do know she had
a giant crush on you for ages?
- Uh, no?
- Oh, come on, it was so obvious.
She came over to your
house every day for 11 years
just to see what you were doing.
When she looked at you, her pupils
actually formed little hearts.
Like, I do not know how
that is physically possible.
She changed her eyeballs!
Wha I don't believe it.
Ferb?
[CRUNCHING]
Mmm.
Uh, why didn't you guys ever tell me?
We are guys.
We do not talk about feelings.
Did you see the new car Irving got?
- Can we eat yet? I'm starving.
- Um, I'm sorry.
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