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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[GASPS]
- What you doing?
- Oh.
Hi, Isabella.
We were just building a
new polymer de-stabilizer
- for the binding catalyst of the
- That's great, Phineas.
Listen, uh, there's
something I wanna tell you.
Okay.
Uh, it's about this patch.
Oh, it's one of your
accomplishment patches.
Well, yeah, but it's an
Emotional Bravery patch
that I can only earn by
walking up to somebody I
[CLEARS THROAT] Nice, Ferb!
You found the new power supply!
- Um, Phineas? I, uh
- Hey, what's shakin', bacon?
You do realize that
bacon does not shake.
- Sir Francis Bacon?
- I stand corrected.
We're building a
rubberization ray to give our
skin rubber-like qualities.
Come on, we'll show you.
[SIGHS] So you see, Phineas,
I can only earn the patch
by walking up to someone I
care about and telling them
face-to-face that I've
got a huge crush on you.
Remember how much fun it was
to bounce around the
world on a rubber ball?
- If not a bit nauseating.
- That was the fun part.
So, how awesome would it be
to actually be a rubber ball?
I'm in! Can we shoot Perry with
it, and bounce him around the
- backyard like a plat-a-ball?
- Um, no.
But where is Perry?
CHORUS: # Doo bee doo bee doo ba
doo bee doo bee doo ba #
Ah, Agent P.
I see you found the new
central air conditioning entrance.
[CHATTERING]
What?
Oh, the hot tub?
Purely therapeutic!
The bubbles work wonders on a bad back.
Carl! [GASPS]
I'm a little light-headed, sir.
Can I take a break?
- What am I not paying you for?
- Yes, sir.
[DEEP BREATH]
Anyhoo, today is the unveiling
of Danville's new water tower.
Mayor Doofenshmirtz is going
to be dedicating it tonight
at his press conference.
We're fairly certain that
Doof will attempt to disrupt
the event in some way.
Not only is it high profile,
but since it's right next door to
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated,
it's also extremely convenient.
So get out there and stop him from doing
whatever it is he's gonna
Carl! Bubbles!
Yes, sir [GROANS]
Fine.
You've got five minutes.
CANDACE: Ooh, Stacy! The new
issue of Blase Teen is out.
You should see the
models in these spreads.
So indifferent.
So uninterested.
So cool.
I wonder if you and I will ever be this cool.
What are you doing, Stacy?
I'm trying to hook up this
new super-hi-def, intelligent,
multi-format, home
entertainment DVR system.
I wanna keep the DVD and the VCR,
but I don't think
there are enough holes.
I mean, there's also a pretty
serious clicker situation.
Well, I'm no help to you there.
Talk to you later, Stace.
Good luck.
[BEEPS]
I wish I knew a girl like this
so that I can hang out
and absorb her coolness.
[GASPS] Vanessa!
Hey, Vanessa! Vanessa!
- Hey! Hey!
- Oh, hey, Candace.
So, uh, doing some shopping?
I mean, duh, of course you're shopping.
You've got the items in
the little basket thingie.
You've placed them in there with
the intent to Stop, Candace.
Yeah.
I'm just buying some snacks.
Some of the girls are coming over later
for a movie night.
Should be cool.
Wow! That sounds
incredibly, awesomely
- Yeah, cool.
Whatevs.
- You wanna come?
You know, let me just call my mom.
I told her I'd get those
squirrels out of the
Oh, oh, we're going now.
CHORUS: # Doofenshmirtz
Evil Incorporated! #
[DISCO MUSIC]
Whoo-hoo!
Time to boogie, baby!
Whoo! Whoo!
My hustle's out of muscle
but I can still shake my brick house
or whatever the kids are
calling it these days.
Norm, get that doonkelberry
pie out of the oven, would you?
You got it, sir!
Vanessa's having some friends
over for a little get together.
But I digress.
Behold!
The Repulse-inator!
Whoever I hit with this inator
will automatically become repulsive!
And wouldn't you know it, my
brother Roger is dedicating
a new Danville water
tower right below my ledge!
Once he's hit by a beam from this baby,
he'll become so abominable,
so disgusting, so hideous,
so noxious, so grotesque, so ghastly
Uh, anyway, Roger will
become so repulsive
that his popularity will plunge and
mine will skyrocket by comparison,
facilitating "moi" to take over
the entire Tri-State Area!
Don't look at me like that.
I got a good feeling about today.
It's gonna happen.
The only trouble with it is that
this particular inator
requires a lot more power
than any other inator I've
created for some bizarre reason.
And, uh, I only have one
functioning wall outlet in the lab.
[CRACKLING]
So, I'm gonna put a
lot of strain on that.
- Your pie, sir!
- Thank you, Norm
- Ow! Ow! This is hot!
- Oops, sorry, sir.
Did that just come
right out of the oven?
NORMAN: Well, my hands are metal.
Well, now mine are bacon apparently.
Look, I'm shakin' bacon! You like that?
It's a call back to
something I didn't even hear.
In your face, logic!
- Here's a pot holder, sir.
- Thank you.
I'm gonna take this
downstairs to Vanessa.
Party on, Perry the Platypus!
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
- Ready, Baljeet?
- Okay! Whoo!
- I still feel the same.
- Try jumping up and down a little bit.
[GRUNTING]
Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Oh, oh! Now me!
Whoo-hoo! Awesome!
Me next!
Come on, Isabella.
Hit me with your bounce shot.
[ALL GRUNTING]
[ALL CHEERING]
- ISABELLA: Whoo!
- PHINEAS: Oh, yeah! All right!
ALL: Whoa! Whoa!
[ALL LAUGHING]
Whoo!
[LAUGHS]
[GRUNTING]
Isabella said she'd be
here, so she'll be here.
I'll bet you all the muffins
that wherever she is,
it has something to do with Phineas.
Girls!
[KNOCKS]
- Hi, Gretch!
- Where have you been?
I was over at Phineas' house and was
rubberized by a machine they built.
- Holly gets the muffins.
- Look, you know that
Emotional Bravery patch
I was all set to earn?
- Yeah?
- Well, I'm totally blowing it!
I feel strong when I walk up to Phineas.
But as soon as I open my mouth,
I completely choke.
Oh, Isabella.
You're over-thinking it.
You better jump right to it
Tell that boy how you feel
Just get out there and do it
It's not such a big deal
You've been waitin' all summer
Now it's time to reveal
You better jump
jump, jump right to it
You've got to step right up
You know he thinks that you're cute
Come on and bounce right up
Get off your patoot
This isn't the time
to be shy, coy or cute
You better jump
jump, jump right to it
Why you waiting, Isabella?
Why hesitating?
He could be your fella
It's been your predilection
to move in the direction
Away from the romantic
and into the semantic
So it makes us somewhat frantic
Go on and get it
'Cause you're a real catch
Hold your head high
You can earn a new patch
All summer long
you sang the same tired song
You better jump, jump
Jump right to it
You better jump, jump
Jump right to it
You're right! I should
tell Phineas how I feel.
Later, girls.
Gonna bounce.
Literally!
CHORUS: # Doofenshmirtz
teenage girls movie night! #
So I thought we could watch
this foreign art film I found,
Le Coeur Noir De Douleur
et de la Tristesse Douce.
Is that the one that's
the neo-realistic
- portrayal of women's angst?
- No, that's the other one.
- This one is about ennui.
- Don't know if I've seen that one.
- Is it animated?
- So, Janice
- Candace.
- Nice black nail polish.
And only on one finger.
Rad.
Oh, it's actually a bruise.
[CHUCKLES]
I slammed it in a drawer.
Yeah, I think it's probably
gonna fall off soon.
Did you download the new
Young Apparatus album?
No way.
They're sellouts.
I'm only listening
to Coffin Shadows now.
They're so independent, they
pay you to download their songs.
Hmm.
Coffin Shadows?
I've never heard of them.
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