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There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation
and school comes
along just to end it
So the annual problem
for our generation
is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe
Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something
that doesn't exist
Hey!
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain
It's over here!
Finding a dodo bird,
painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
Phineas!
As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do
before school starts this fall
Come on, Perry.
So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all!
Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
It's a mystery, Ferb.
A riddle.
Whispering a secret to an enigma
while driving down a lost
highway in an Escher painting.
How do they get the
toothpaste into the tube?
Sometimes if you're lost it's
best to just go along for the ride.
New Paisley Sideburn Brothers
Album.
Don't make me bust!
And how do they get the red
and blue toothpaste to swirl?
Whoa.
Hmm.
Apparently it just
fell out of the sky.
Well, I guess it's the only one.
Let's open it up and see what's inside.
Wow, it's a day full of questions.
- First the toothpaste, and now this.
- And of course where is Perry.
Yeah, see what I mean? We're
up to our armpits in enigmas.
Ah, Agent P, glad you're here.
Doofenshmirtz has been
incommunicado for far too long.
Either he's up to something big or
he's met with some sort of foul play.
Well, that was rather
abrupt.
You know, sometimes I
feel like he just comes
here to get his assignments.
Aw crud, that's the third battle ax
I've broken on this thing!
- Sorry about that, Dumpy.
- The name is Dumpamir.
Wow, the fact that we cannot open
it makes discovering the contents
- that much more tantalizing.
- I know, right?
Luckily, Ferb has been working on
a special Z-ray machine
that can see through any
substance on the periodic table.
It's highly experimental,
so you might want to
encase yourself in this lead body armor.
Well, we can't see into the capsule,
but the second mole has a cavity
and it looks like Mrs.
Garcia-Shapiro
is making craploch tortillas.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Hey, that's my lunch!
I think I'm actually
running out of ideas here.
And pianos.
Shall I go get a pipe organ?
I know the secret of
how to open that hatch.
- You do?
- I do.
You see, for generations
and generations,
the Van Stomm family has
been the guardian of the
secret knowledge and protectors
of the Mystery Capsule.
We make the 13th century Templars
look like a bunch of wusses!
And throughout the ages, our
family has pledged our lives
to conceal it from the unenlightened,
and in doing so, we were
entrusted with the only key
that can unlock the capsule's secrets.
- Really?
- Nah, I'm just messin' with you.
I found this on the
other side of the fence.
I saw it fall out of the lock when
the capsule dropped from the sky.
It's worth a try.
Nice work, Agent P.
Carl is analyzing the
footprint sample you pulled
from Doof's living room as we speak.
We've analyzed the mud
and there seems to be a large number
of caffeine molecules in there,
along with some rain water.
So our only leads are
coffee and a rainy climate.
That could be anywhere!
Uh, hello?
Anyone there?
Marco
You're supposed to say "Polo.
"
There better be a satisfying
explanation for this
when it's over or I'm gonna
be merciless on my blog.
- Yeah, baby!
- What mysteries does it contain?
Perhaps dozens of
stray Schrodinger's cats?
Well, I ain't cleanin' their litter box!
Why is it smoking like that?
- And why are we all tilted?
- Whoops, sorry.
You don't understand what you've done!
- Who are you?
- I'm you
from the future.
Peter the Panda?
Oh, that was a good shot of me!
Oh, and that one.
That one too!
Oh, that one, that one was terrible.
My nose looked all crooked,
it needed scribbling on.
Hello, Doofenshmirtz.
Hello, inky shape
hovering in the darkness.
- What gives?
- It is I, Professor Mystery.
- Okay
- Peter the Panda never mentioned me?
No, but he doesn't
actually, you know, talk.
So, you gonna tell me
why you kidnapped me?
Uh, hello? I know you're still
out there, I can see your eyeballs.
What's with all the silence?
It's very off-putting.
Mystery is my allure.
Oh, this is gonna be a fun conversation.
Wait a minute, you're
me from the future?
What happened to my nose?
Never mind about our nose-es!
Listen to that!
If that hamster stops
running the black hole
will break containment,
reality will collapse,
and now you've exposed
my hamster to atmosphere!
It's only a matter of
time before he weakens!
Wait you have a hamster
that's allergic to air?
- You must believe me!
- Why?
Because I'm you from the future!
Wait, I am not Indian in the future?
- Okay, I'm you from the future.
- That doesn't even make sense!
Stop telling people
you're them from the future.
- Who's that?
- That's just Denise, ignore her.
- She's no one from the
future.
-e I heard that!
- Hi, kids, sorry for the intrusion.
- There's no time to lose!
Settle down, Bernie.
Remember your blood pressure.
What did I tell you?
It's happening!
- He's slowing down!
- Oh, let him.
I'm so tired of that
hamster running our lives.
What's that flashing?
That cannot be good.
Well, you did hit it
with a lot of pianos.
Seriously though, what's
with the kidnapping?
And why do you have an obsessive
shrine to Peter the Panda?
Because I am
Peter the Panda's nemesis.
- You're surprised?
- Well, yeah, of course.
I mean, come on, if I
knew he had a nemesis,
I would never want to be
the "other" evil scientist.
Ooh, an Inator.
So, what does it do?
I can't divulge that, because mystery
Is your allure, yeah, yeah,
I know.
So, do you tell
Peter the Panda your plans
before or after you trap him?
I just I'm always
interested in process.
I don't tell him at all,
it would ruin the mystery.
- Which is my
- But he's your nemesis!
He's got to know what he's thwarting!
I mean, that's just common
courtesy.
What, you expect
him to infer it just from
your complicated back-stories?
Wait, don't
Oh, no, don't tell me
that you've never even
given him a back story!
Well, there's your problem.
There's your problem right there!
- What?
- Lack of communication.
Give me a beat!
You can can it with the mystery
You don't have to be so vague
So vague
Give your nemesis some history
All the reasons you're a
rotten egg
- # It's not enough just to
show him your device # - Ooh!
You got to tell him what it does
I think you'll be surprised
at his attention span
He's the only one
who's gonna understand
You gotta tell him all of
your evil plans because
- # You've got to talk to him #
- Ooh!
Tell him every twisted
scheme that's in your head
- # Talk to him #
- Ooh
You've gotta give him
some specifics he can dread
Talk to him
Don't just stand there like a rock
- # He's got two furry ears so use them #
- # Use them #
- # I know you really want to bruise him #
- # Bruise him #
But I think you're gonna
lose him if you don't talk
If you don't talk
Communication is the key
if you'd just open up you'll see
and maybe he'll stop
thwarting me if you just talk
- How did you get chorus girls in here?
- They're a union, they'll travel.
There's only one way to stop this!
Listen carefully!
- Hey, Denise, I found your bird!
- You did? Where was he?
He was in my beard.
Anyway,
there's only one way to stop this!
No!
Quick, everyone, grab hold of the tree!
- Now what?
- Of course, this is the one time
an object has not disappeared
from the back yard!
Yeah, that's an annoying
break in the pattern.
Well, actually, that's not the pattern.
The pattern is that
they disappear after
Candace!
Mom, Mom, Mom!
You're the last person I'm going to
take advice from, you nemesis stealer!
Even with musical accompaniment
you just don't get it.
Ugh, I'm gonna have to
spell it out for you.
It's not my fault that you
and Peter are having problems,
- it's yours.
- We'll see whose fault it is
once I activate my True Purpose
Shrouded in an Enigma-inator!
Because, in just a few
moments you will be zapped
and my vengeance will be complete!
Uh, yawn.
I mean, I'd
be so much more concerned
if I understood what
the stakes were, man.
- You've Man.
- Hmm?
Peter the Panda!
Wow, I never thought I'd be
so glad to see my nemesis!
Peter the Panda is not your nemesis!
Ah, you're right, he's
not even my nemesis.
He's more of a thwarty call.
Don't you diminish him like that Ooh!
See, he's thwarting me!
You mean nothing to him, Doofenshmirtz.
Yes, yes!
You see, this is good, isn't it?
What did he give you
that I couldn't give you?
An evil monologue, for one thing.
- What?
- Communication!
Oh, for crying out loud,
at least tell him what your
- Inator does! Huh?
- Oh, yes! It's an un-exist-inator.
What? Well
Well, now I'm worried.
See? Communication works.
I can't hold on much longer!
The one day my
are in the wash.
Hurry, Mom!
Come on, come on What?
That did not hurt as much as I expected.
Yeah, you're welcome, people.
So my own parents accidentally
created a black hole and became obsessed
with containing it, eventually firing
themselves into orbit for fear
that they would jeopardize the planet,
but that even me in the process.
That is what motivated me to
become evil in the first place,
and eventually build
my un-exist-inator
which you destroyed tonight.
Wow, it really feels great
to tell someone all this.
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