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Uh, uh, can you do it faster?
- Faster?
- Yeah.
And funnier, if possible.
Oh, faster?
Okay.
Um All right.
Uh, uh, yeah, yeah, no, no.
- What? What?
- Forget the funnier.
Yeah, just go faster.
All right.
Bum, bum, bum!
Sounds creepy like that.
- That's good.
I like it.
- Thanks.
Yeah, it was capitalized.
TK-582, I'm gonna need you
to run these numbers again.
I took a third out
of the budget already.
Orders from the top.
There's nothing I can do.
Stop right there!
Oh, uh, it's work-related.
There he is!
- Captain, the Rebel is escaping!
- Go after him!
Whoa! What the heck?
I'm slipping! I'm slipping!
No, no, no! Save, save, save!
We received your transmissions.
So you have the Death Star plans?
Agent P, you never cease to am
Your highness, an imperial Star
Destroyer has tracked our position.
You can look, but you're never
gonna find a better place to be
than this little slice of heaven
tucked between the Jundland
wastes and the big dune sea
we can surf through the canyons
or train a pack of Dewbacks
build a giant hamster
habitat for womp rats
or fire up our solar-powered
sandcastle making machine
we're on Tatooine
yeah, we're living
like kings out here
we got a two-sun
summer the whole darn year
cruising Beggar's Canyon in our T-16
or just sitting on a
rock eating blue ice cream
blue ice cream
'cause we're on Tatooine
# oh, we got two
big suns count 'em, one and two #
- # and there's two Flynn-Fletcher boys #
- # me and you! #
well, we're brothers!
we're step no, we don't share a gene
but we'll always be
together here on Tatooine
jamming with the
modal nodes racing turbo dust bikes
trading with the Jawas
trickin' out a droid
or soupin' up the barge
for a trip around anchorhead tower
we can stop along the way
and startle Tusken raiders
and still be home in
time to fix the vaporators
I think you know exactly what we mean
we love Tatooine!
# yeah, we're
living like kings out here #
we got a two-sun
summer the whole darn year
cruising Beggar's canyon in our T-16
- # or just sitting on a rock eating blue ice cream #
- # we love Tatooine #
I may be wearing my
heart on my sleeve
but I can't understand why
anyone would want to leave
we know our city pride
may sound a tad extreme
but we're so happy here we
tend to overstate this theme
overstate this theme!
'cause we love Tatooine!
ooh, we love it ooh, we love it
here on Tatooine
we love Tatooine
- Hey, Luke!
- Phineas! Ferb! What's up, guys?
Ferb.
Check this out.
Pod-racing engines?
How'd you hook these up?
We just picked up some power
converters at Tosche station.
Nice.
You need help with
your moisture vaporator?
- We can trick it out like ours.
- I wish.
But Uncle Owen wants to do
things the old-fashioned way.
Even the droids he buys are used.
Hey, treadwell.
Well, we'll catch you later, Luke.
We're gonna mosey on home for lunch.
Wow.
When they mosey, they mosey.
What in
Is that a Star Destroyer?
Finally, some real Rebel-busting!
This is why I joined the
Empire in the first place.
I am so excited, I can
hardly contain myself.
- I told you to go before the raid.
- That is not what I meant.
But now that you mention it
All right, lock it up,
we got Rebels to bust.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where
do you think you're going?
Uh, space battle over that way?
Certainly not.
You know your mission,
- to find socks for Lord Vader.
- Yes, sir.
Socks?! This is a total
waste of my potential!
Not me.
This is about where I peak.
Agent P, I need you to make
sure this R2 unit goes to Obi-Wan Kenobi
on Tatooine.
But first,
I need to record a video message.
Uh, be a dear and stand
over by the bulkhead.
You're kind of in my shot.
So what color
socks do you think he wants?
- Uh, black?
- I'm just saying,
everything that guy owns is
black.
You think maybe What?
Oh, there's somebody
doing something over there.
Oh, yeah!
It's busting time!
Oh, commander!
Huh.
We are never going
to get those socks, are we?
Hey, I found a pair of socks.
Where? Right here.
- Ow!
- Don't be a baby, you're wearing armor.
But it is plastic.
Commander! Commander!
There's a Rebel
in a dress recording
something into a droid!
Ooh! By chance, was this droid
- distributing socks of any kind?
- Well, no.
Then it's none of your concern,
is it? Back on sock detail!
Me? I'm an argyle man.
Huh.
I would not think
that from looking at you.
Hey! Where'd they go?
Danish head ran off, but
the droids are over there.
Oh, no!
I'm going to regret this.
- There goes another one.
- Hold your fire.
There's no life forms.
It must have short circuited.
- Coffee?
- Yeah.
Let's get some of that Sith Roast.
Sith Roast!
They got away!
We've got to follow them! Come on,
we'll take the other escape pod!
- Um, Candace?
- What?
Socks, socks, socks
sock-sock-socks
sock-sock-socks
Look, if we catch
those two droids, we'll
be promoted off of sock
detail.
Let's drift.
Technically, we will not be drifting.
More like violent ejection,
plummeting through the atmosphere,
and crashing onto the planet's surface.
Mmm.
That's good coffee.
Did you know this is decaf?
Huh.
I could not tell.
Sith Roast!
Decaf.
Fully operational Death Star!
How do you like that, Norm?
My beautiful invention
floating out here in space,
and do you think i
get any credit for it?
Your invention, sir?
Well, yeah.
I designed
it to be a nutcracker.
Here, look, look at this.
See? It works just fine.
But the Empire took my idea
and made it so big, it's
completely impractical.
- A walnut would be totally obliterated.
- The universe is cruel and unjust.
Well, when they see my new invention,
they'll be singing a different tune.
All I need is to get my hands
on a little bit of force to get
it up and running.
But where am
I gonna find some extra force?
The force surrounds
us, it penetrates us,
- it binds the galaxy
- Yeah, I've seen the bumper sticker.
No more adventures.
I'm not going that way.
Ugh.
Tatooine.
Okay, my busting
instincts are telling me
that the droids went
that way! Now, come on!
Actually, I joined
the Empire by accident.
I was trying to sign
up for a physics camp.
Physics camp?
Yeah, you're better off.
Hey, Candace, why did
you join the Empire?
Don't you remember
anything from orientation?
Rebels are cruel,
heartless sub-humans who are
messing up the galaxy.
And
I'm all about law and order.
Ever since I was young
you know I hated dissension
among my peer group, it
caused a whole lot of tension
when the other kids were slouching
I would stand at attention
and I've always
looked so good in white
now I'm a bad mamma jamma,
and I rock a mean helmet
if I see a Rebellion, then
you know I'm gonna quell it
I'm a certified, full-blown,
armor-wearing zealot
and it feels so good
to know I'm always right
you can see exotic
worlds across the galaxy
in the Empire
in the Empire
you can be all that
they want you to be
you get a 401K and
your meals are free
in the Empire
in the Empire
in the Empire
in the Empire
I don't know, but I've been told
the Rebels need to be controlled
we'll round them up
and put 'em all in stocks
but first we gotta
get Darth Vader's socks!
it's so not fair!
I mean, why am I still
on sock detail when
Gladys from accounting
got promoted to commander,
and she doesn't even know
how to hold a blaster.
No, I mean, really, she failed
that part of the exam four times.
She held it backwards and upside-down.
But, no, she's a second
cousin of some midlevel Darth,
and so she gets a
promotion? What about me?
if they would just open their eyes
they'd see that I've
got everything it takes
I could be the stormiest
Stormtrooper ever!
- You feeling better?
- Yeah.
Thanks.
You can see exotic
worlds across the galaxy
in the Empire
in the Empire
you can be all that
they want you to be
you can march to
the beat of conformity
in the Empire
# in the Empire #
in the Empire
in the Empire
in the Empire
in the Empire
in the Empire
- Look, sir! Droids.
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