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There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation
and school comes
along just to end it
So the annual problem
for our generation
is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe
Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something
that doesn't exist
Hey!
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain
It's over here!
Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
Phineas!
As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do
before school starts this fall
Come on, Perry.
So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all!
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are
making a Halloween special!
"Face Your Fear"
Okay, guys.
Now you try it!
Nice!
Very smooth, Baljeet.
[CLANG]
- What's the problem, Buford?
- Well, you know, the sun was in my eyes.
Buford, what's with the lack of effort?
- I'm just trying to be careful.
- You?
Yeah, we're out of credit
at the emergency room.
My mom said if I break one more bone,
she's gonna break the rest of 'em.
Fairly sure that was hyperbole.
Besides, look how hard that hydrant is.
Well, maybe we could make our own
fire hydrants out of soft foam rubber.
Hey! That's a great idea!
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
Seriously?
That's it? A soft fire plug?
Well, yeah.
Attached
to a giant revolving treadmill
with a giant soft neighborhood,
containing soft obstacles.
Oh, yeah, okay.
- Where is Perry?
- What did you say?
I was just asking where Perry is.
- Oh.
- What did you think I said?
Uh, well, I thought you said
Uh, never mind.
It was too weird.
[ACTION MUSIC]
[MONOGRAM GRUNTING]
[GROANING]
Get it off! Ugh!
Sorry, Agent P, I just
walked through a spider web.
Don't you just hate that?
You spend the rest of the day
worried there's a spider on you.
[SHUDDERS]
Gives me the willies.
Any-hoo, our sources
tell us that there's
a cowboy hat in front
of Doof's building.
Normally, that wouldn't
be of any interest to us,
because this is the week
of the Danville Hootenanny,
But it's a rather large hat,
and, in spite of its name,
the Danville Hootenanny
is a dignified affair.
I wish I had more information,
but Carl said there was a big
bee by the surveillance equipment.
So, get out there, Agent P.
[SHUDDERS] Carl, is
is there a spider on my head?
Carl: No, sir.
There's no spider
on your head.
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, at the
Danville Space Laboratory
MAN: "Laboratory"?
[GRUNTING IN FRUSTRATION]
Oh, Jack, it sure was nice of
you to show Candace and me around.
This satellite stuff
is very interesting.
No problem, Linda.
I'm flattered you'd be
interested in our humble facility,
considering your
background in astrophysics.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, listen,
that's kind of a secret.
- So don't
- Oh! Oh, I'm sorry.
- So, what does your father do here?
- Oh, he's part of a team
that makes and manages
reconnaissance satellites.
They actually had a couple of
Rovers on Mars earlier this summer.
But they suddenly stopped working.
You wouldn't know anything
about that, would you?
Uh, how would I, uh [CHUCKLES
NERVOUSLY] What do you mean?
All right, Your Highness.
- [GASPS] Who told?
- Stacy.
CHORUS: # Doofenshmirtz
Evil Incorporated! #
Uh, Perry the Platypus,
I bet you're wondering
wondering why I'm
cowering outside my lab.
Well, the day started
like any other day.
You know, I, "How am I going to
take over the Tri-State Area," but
and I suddenly remembered a movie
that I'd seen long ago at a drive-in.
It was called Night of the Felis.
I knew right away that the old
masters were onto something.
Imagine, taking something cute and
enlarging it to frightening proportions.
Brilliant!
But in order to take
over the Tri-State Area,
I'd have to start with some
other type of small animals.
[PEOPLE IN MOVIE SCREAMING]
Preferably something that could fly.
[CATS IN MOVIE MEWLING]
And I vowed to get right to work,
as soon as the movie was over.
The first thing I needed to do was create
an inator that would make things larger.
Huh?
I tried it out on my cowboy hat.
It was a success.
My ten-gallon hat had turned
into a two thousand-gallon hat.
Whoa!
[CRASHING]
[CAR ALARM WAILING]
Well, that's the end of that hat.
Next, I had to genetically
modify a mouse so it could fly.
[MOUSE SQUEALING]
[BITING]
Doofenshmirtz: Ow!
Then I decided it would be
easier to just use a bat.
So, I ordered a retired stunt
bat from a low-budget bat circus
that had recently gone belly-up.
You know, the economy.
I was on the precipice of
Tri-State Area domination.
At last, I had the ultimate
creepy soldier! [SQUEAKS]
And then I remembered, I had
a very mild phobia of bats.
[BAT SQUEAKING]
[SHRIEKS]
Get away, get away, get away!
I also have a mild phobia of shellfish.
WAITRESS: Here's your order, sir.
Doofenshmirtz: [SHRIEKS]
Get away, get away, get away!
But bats are worse.
Scram, you flying gerbil!
[BAT SQUEAKING]
Am-scray!
[SQUEAKING]
You're making me miss the
Hootenanny! [SQUEAKING]
Sir, I found your radio.
It was embedded in the
dashboard of your car.
Norm! Don't just stand there!
Do something about this bat!
Really? That's your solution?
Throw a radio at it.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Don't
throw that.
That's imitatable.
What if I hit it with this?
No! No! Wait! Don't shoot
him with that! That's my
And I thought the bat was scary
before, when he was, you know, tiny.
[BAT SHRIEKING MENACINGLY]
It was at that point that Norm
and I decided to come out here.
Plus the bat kind of looks
like my cousin, Narthelliot!
Which, as you can
imagine, is weird for me.
- Isn't that about right, Norm?
- It's even more horrible than it looks!
Phineas: Everybody got
their helmets and boards?
- Isabella: Yeah!
- Buford and Baljeet: I'm ready!
Okay, Ferb, fire it up.
We're going to Foam Town!
[WHOOPING]
[GRUNTS]
There's nothing that I've found
as good as goin' round and round
In Foam Town
In Foam Town
I used to skin my knees
[WHOOPING]
But here it doesn't
matter where I fall
You'll never get scarred
'cause nothing's really hard
In Foam Town
So take a rollin' ride
on a squeezable urban sprawl
Come on down to Foam Town
In Foam Town
Yeah
There's no bruises or concussions
There's no painful repercussions
There's no braces
There's no bandages No hospital stay
If you jump and try to land it
You can eat it or face-plant it
And you know that your
insurance plan will not have to pay
Come on down to Foam Town
Come on down to Foam Town
Come on down
Just come on down
to Foam Town
Come on down
to Foam Town
Yeah!
Come on down
Come on down to Foam Town
And over here are the models of
our robotically operated Rovers.
The Mars Rover,
the Moon Rover,
and this is the Irish Rover.
- You sent a Rover to Ireland?
- Well, we had to test it somewhere.
In a land afar in Castlebar
Many months ago
We sent an Irish Rover
To look around, you know
With a tur-la-lur-la
Fiddle-die-dee
And a tur-a-fiddle-die-do
In a land afar in Castlebar
Many months ago
It took a couple of months,
but we're finally starting to get
some really great pictures back.
Thank you for the blanket,
Perry the Platypus.
- Vanessa: Dad?
- Vanessa?
[WHISPERING] Oh, no!
Vanessa, get out of there!
- There's a huge bat on the loose.
- Really?
[SHRIEKING]
Vanessa: Wow! Cool.
It looks like your cousin, Narthelliot.
[QUIETLY] No sudden movements
or loud noises, Vanessa.
Dad, relax.
It's just a
bat.
They just eat bugs.
But it's a very big bat!
Now, come on.
Just,
just stand up.
It's okay.
It's time to face your fear.
[BAT GROWLING]
[NERVOUSLY] Well, okay
[MUFFLED GROANING]
Oh, no, no!
Bad bat! Spit him out!
[GROANS]
Gross! [SCREAMS]
Oh, yeah, this is much better!
[BAT SHRIEKING]
Dad!
Oh, hey, Perry.
I was wondering if you could
help me.
[ENGINE FIRING UP]
Thanks, Perry.
You're a peach.
So, what did I miss?
Oh, hey, Narthelliot! We
were just talking about you.
Jack: Of course, even better
than using a Rover, we have these.
We call them global
surveillance satellites.
No matter where you are on this Earth,
there's always one of these
flying above you in orbit,
streaming live video to us here.
That's right.
Here's the outside
of our building, right now.
And we can look up any
location, instantly.
The Eiffel Tower, the Taj Mahal
So, you could look down
on anybody's backyard
and just see what they're doing?
- Pretty cool, huh?
- Wow, that's got to be handy for something.
And three.
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