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"Terrifying Tri-State Trilogy of Terror"
There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation
and school comes
along just to end it
So the annual problem
for our generation
is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe
Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something
that doesn't exist
Hey!
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain
It's over here!
Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
Phineas!
As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do
before school starts this fall
Come on, Perry.
So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all!
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are
making a Halloween special!
Hello, children.
Welcome
to the Macabre Book Mobile.
What is your pleasure tonight?
How about a fright?
Well, you are in luck,
because I have three stories that are
guaranteed to make you
scream with delight!
Stop it! Enough with
the feather, Renfield.
We talked about this.
Now knock it off and
go and stand over
there by the chifforobe.
And stay out of those olives.
I'm saving them for company.
- Uh, excuse me.
- What?
Can I get a free-range
organic grilled cheese slider?
This isn't a food truck, you baboon!
It's a Macabre Book Mobile.
Yeah, I'm totally
giving you a bad review.
May the ancient moths of Sumeria
feast upon your skinny jeans!
One star?
Man, that burns.
Now where was I?
Ah, yes!
The first story in our
Terrifying Tri-State Trilogy of Terror!
For crying out loud.
Sorry about that.
Now where were we?
"Chapter one: A teenage girl chats
idly to her friend on the phone,
alone in her room, as
a storm rages outside.
"
Little does she know what evil awaits
her as she discovers how
dangerous careless words can be.
No, Stacy, I have the
whole place to myself.
Mom and Dad are at the movies,
and the boys are playing
ping-pong over at Buford's.
Oh, so listen to this weird
book I've been reading.
"If one repeats this incantation
in the presence of a doll,
then alive it shall be!"
But check this out.
"The light of a full
moon will make it evil!"
Oh, I'm so totally doing it.
Oh, relax, Stacy! It's funny!
I will you alive, Ducky Momo!
Candace, this is Ducky Momo.
You must buy more of my memorabilia,
like my fiftieth anniversary
collector's item bobble head.
But, you know, I'm really
concerned about its resale value.
Help! Help!
Sorry, okay?
Just having a little fun.
So, what's up? Ha!
You know, I just used
this new exfoliating
and moisturizing scrub in the bath,
which is totally confusing,
because why exfoliate off all
the cells you just moisturized?
Weird.
Hold on, Stacy.
I thought I heard a sound
coming from under the bed.
Cheese and crackers!
And we don't even have a cat.
How did you get underneath there?
Oh, it's nothing.
Ducky Momo
must have fallen under my bed.
Now, stay put.
Okay, so let me tell you
about my day with Jeremy.
So he picks me up, and the same song
I was playing in my room was
the same song playing in his car!
The same song! I mean, what
are the chances of that?
And then he says, "You wanna get
grilled cheeses at that place?"
And I was just thinking
I wanted grilled cheese!
Me? I'm just making a snack.
Oh, I just thought I'd have,
you know, something healthy.
What? Oh, okay, you caught me.
Donuts and cheesy popcorn.
Yeah, Jeremy was so great.
He took us out for mani-pedis.
Is someone there?
Oh, the storm just blew the door open.
Yeah, I know.
Creepy!
Anyway, since Jeremy's Mom is
a regular at the mani-pedi place,
we got special treatment.
Yeah, they served us sparkling
apple juice and finger sandwiches
and made fun of us in Thai.
It was all so classy.
What can I say?
I love a well-groomed foot.
You thought you were alone
but then you hear a floorboard creak
And from the shadows you see two
crazy eyes and a little orange beak
Then you hear a noise that
makes your heart skip a beat
It's the creepy pitter-patter
of his little webbed feet
You say,
no, no, no, no, Momo
Might as well say hello
you can sense that he's near
Now you know why yellow
is the color of fear
You say,
no, no, no, no, Momo
Ducky Momo, Ducky Momo
You say,
no, no, no, no, Momo
Ducky Momo, Ducky Momo
Is someone there?
Stacy, I know you're
gonna think this is crazy,
but I honestly think something
is in the room with me.
Have you ever been in a situation
where your whole body,
like, senses a presence?
Like, you can't see it, but it's,
like, it's, like, right next to you?
Upstairs! The only logical escape!
Stacy, you gotta help me.
The spell from that weird book worked!
Ducky Momo is alive,
and he's trying to get me!
No, he's downstairs, he
Would you stop laughing?
Yes you are! I can hear the
milk shooting out of your nose.
My phone!
Back! Stay back! Ah!
Stay away from me!
You stay away!
I'm serious!
Uh Oh, come on!
No, he's unstoppable!
Come on, open!
Open, open!
Oh, yeah, it's an innie.
Keep it together, Candace!
Think.
Think, think, think.
Block the door.
Block the door!
I didn't really mean
to wish you to life!
I was just goofing around!
I don't understand!
What do you want?
Huh?
It almost looks like you want a
a hug.
Seriously? You just want a hug?
Well, okay.
But I don't get it.
If the
incantation made you alive,
then the moonlight
should've made you evil.
What? What?
Oh, the moon was behind the
clouds, so you're not evil!
But now Mr.
Miggins is!
Ah, you have returned for more.
Our second story starts
upon a dark and stormy night,
where a platypus will soon
show an evil scientist
that every wish has
a twist and the wisher
might not wish for what he wished.
Hey.
Doggone it! You
You should know better
than to sneak up on a guy like that,
especially on a dark and stormy night!
Anyway, I was reading this weird book,
and there's a chapter in here
I think might interest you.
Ha! Sucker!
I'm surprised you fell for that old
"Slam the platypus in a book" trick.
Actually, I'm surprised it took
me that long to think of it.
Anyhoo, you should know that
that mysterious book that
you are trapped in has a very
interesting chapter about,
bum-bum-bum, the inexplicable
giant floating baby head.
Wow.
That was weird.
I wonder if that's gonna
happen every time I say,
"inexplicable giant floating baby head.
"
Oh, cool!
Hey, watch this.
The
inexplicable giant floating baby
ham sandwich!
Ah-a-ha!
Anyway, the chapter says that
if you get close enough to touch the
uh, the inexplicable giant
floating you know,
you get three wishes.
Pretty sweet, huh?
The rest of the chapter was devoted
to the giant floating rest of the baby.
But since I've never seen one
in Danville, I didn't finish.
So how am I going to get
the baby head to come to me?
Behold! The Inexplicable-giant
-floating-baby-head-attract-inator!
Everything I know about getting a baby's
attention has gone into this inator.
Yes! Babies like keys, right?
When you shake your keys.
Yeah it
it's one of the things they like.
It's so horrible.
Gently, gently.
Don't kill me.
Just one small
It's gone!
Perry the Platypus, look at my hand!
It's kind of disturbing but
it worked.
I get three wishes!
Okay, we'll give this a whirl.
I'll use one wish just to test it out.
Hmm, I wish for an iced tea.
Well, look at that! It worked!
Mmm.
Not bad, though it could really use
some sugar and one
of those lemon slices.
I see, I wasn't specific enough.
Oh, right, I forgot in these kinds
of stories there's always a twist.
But, but, but I'm too smart for that.
All I have to do is be really
clear about what I want,
like my next wish.
I'll be really sure to clearly say,
"I wish to control"
Aah! Cheese and crackers!
Oh, you think you're so clever,
don't you, Perry the Platypus?
Making me waste a wish?
Nice try, pal.
But what you don't realize is that this
guy knows the real
waste of a wasted wish is
to waste the wish that
was wished wastefully.
And I am not wasting
this wasteful wish.
The point is, I now have
control over cheese and crackers.
Cheese, advance!
Swiss! Smoky gouda! String!
Individually wrapped
cheese food substitute!
Ha! Cheese, snack attack!
You, Limburger! Hold on a second
you're a strong cheese.
Get this book shelf off my foot.
Oh, man.
If I wasn't so hungry,
this would be horrifying.
Well, you may have shredded it,
but you haven't stopped it!
Uh uh
Oh, I see.
I don't know
how I forgot cheese was edible.
By the way, I believe you're over the
five second rule there, Perry the platy
Ow! Well, I hope you didn't
leave room for crackers!
Crackers, go get him!
Why do I have six boxes
of oyster crackers?
Must have been on sale.
Very clever, Perry the Platypus,
but let's see how you do
against the hard stuff.
Parmesan, give him a taste
of your crystalline texture!
Ah, so you beat up
a bunch of snacks.
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