Hi, Phineas! What'cha makin'? Uh, sawdust machine? Nope.
Take a look.
Oh, they're adorable! What are they? They're nanobots! Nanobots? Can they be programmed? Sure.
They can link up in virtually infinite configurations to make just about anything you can imagine.
So, impress me.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, main title, whatever.
But I think I see the potential.
Like You could use them to make a giant birthday paddle.
Or a telescope.
Or a giant birthday paddle and a regular-sized cheese grater.
Or a scratching post forâ Hey! I'm way ahead of you, Isabella.
Ah, Agent P.
Welcome to the best noodle house in Shanghai.
Yeah, I know it's a long haul, but the local take-out just wasn't cutting it for my sophisticated palate.
I wanna tell you what Doof is up to, but I have no idea.
I've been on the plane for 17 hours, and they don't let you use your cell phones till you land, and then I realized I didn't have international coverage, so Anyway, you should probably get back to Danville and check on him, just in case.
Don't worry, I'll bring you back some white rice and soy sauce.
All right, gang! Let's get techno-mimetic.
Let's use technology to mimicâ Why you gotta talk like that? You're right.
Nanobots, please.
What are you doing? We're making a car.
Buford loves that! That's awesome! Helicopter! Helicopter! Helicopter! Helicopter! Yeah! Yeah! Yes! Bigger! Sure! We'll just need to whip up some more nanobots! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom, the boys! Garage! Look! Oh, they're making little models.
How cute! You don't understand! It was nothing, and then it was flying and.
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They made it out of dust! Oh, Candace, you're not even trying.
Okay, I need more information.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Welcome, Perry the Platypus.
Would you like a muffin? They're fresh and yummy! Muffins stay warmest in here, close to my heart.
You must be here to see Dr.
Doofenshmirtz! I'm sorry, he's not in rightâ Whoops, incoming message.
Well, hello, Perry the Platypus! Sorry I couldn't be there to capture you personally.
I was called in for jury duty.
But no big deal! I've got the perfect "get out of jury duty free" card! Relax, it's totally legit.
Meanwhile, I'm leaving Norm in charge, the big lump.
Hey, try to make yourself useful, Norm! Would it kill you to show some initiative? Show some initiative? You never asked me to do that before.
Yeah, well, I'm out of your blast radius today, so surprise me, why don't you? Try not to be a complete disappointment.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ! Present! Please enjoy your muffin! Sorry for the inconvenience, Perry the Platypus.
I'm showing initiative.
When I help Dr.
D take over the Tri-State Area, he will be so proud of me! Maybe then he will take me out for a game of catch! But how to do it? Dr.
Doofenshmirtz makes complicated inventions which invariably fail.
But I'm more results-oriented, so I'll just make a weapon! Okay.
Commence Operation Concisely State What The Heck Is Going On Around Here.
Notepad, check! Ducky Momo 15th Anniversary Happy Pencil, check! Keen eye and abominable will to bust, check! Okay, guys! Get ready for some nanobot-morphing action! Hot and cold running-awesome! Wow! Hm Hm Great idea! Pig face! Cool! Mom, Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a giant tape dispenser, but it's also a faucet, and a rowboat, and a baseball hat, and a light bulb, and gingerbread man with a fist for a head, and a pig face andâ Stop.
Okay, your stories are always full of holes, but it's usually just one story.
Here, let me demonstrate.
I'll be the "Candace", and you, be the "beautiful mother".
"Mom, Phineas and Ferb have brought Genghis Khan back from the past and he's teaching the neighbors how to throw hatchets from horseback!" You see? One story.
They'll probably do that, you know.
Juror number 9, state your occupation.
I'm between jobs at the moment.
Ha! You'll never get out of jury duty with that story! Dismissed! Aw, man! I could've used this on my resume.
Juror number 10! My name is Dr.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Occupation evil scientist! Mad scientist? No.
No.
No, not mad scientist! I'm not angry.
Evil scientist.
There's a differenceâ Hold on, number 10.
I think your background might lend a unique perspective to the case at hand.
The State vs.
Dr.
Diminutive! I didn't do it! Dr.
Diminutive! Doofenshmirtz, it's your fault that I'm here! Order! He's the one who invented the Schmaltz-inator, not me.
I merely stoleâ I-I mean borrowed his device, and unleashed its awesome power u-unwittingly that is, upon the airwaves! Do you two know each other? I have never seen him before in my life.
He lies! I have proof.
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Why would you carry that in your wallet? Why would he carry that in his wallet? Somebody please tell me why he would carry that in his wallet?! Order! Order! Okay, one story.
And that one story is Cars! Planes! Space ships! Crud! At last, my ultimate weapon is complete.
Would you like to see it? Get ready for a surprise! It's me! Dr.
D will be so proud! Assuming he survives the cataclysm.
Have a nice day! (Song: Weaponry) La, la, la, la Weaponry It's the way to get it done Weaponry It's effective and it's fun! If you want to make them fall on bended knee at your command Bow their heads and swear that you're the leader of the land State your wishes in a language they all understand With weaponry That's the plan! If power's on your shopping list Then use the elbow and the fist Pummel 'em until they get the gist Just make an example of Representative sample of And most of them will not be missed You can beat 'em up by any means Or blow them all to smithereens! A favorite of this sentient machine Never mind the fatalities Where there's municipalities To crush a set of with the threat of Weaponry Will inspire Dr.
D Weaponry To have confidence in me! If I'm gonna be a conqueror and win my father's love I'll take it to the people with the eagle, not the dove If there's one thing that obedience is symptomatic of It's W-E-A-P-O-N-R-Y Weaponry! From above! I'm just saying we only looked happy because we were singing.
It's not a true representation of our relationship.
Denizens of downtown Danville Pardon me for interrupting.
You have two minutes to relinquish your city to me or see it utterly destroyed.
Thank you for your cooperation.
What could we do? Utterly destroyed? That's like more than regular destroyed.
But I just got a reservation at that new restaurant! He was so jaunty when he was singing.
What? Weapons?! Oh, brilliant! Like nobody ever thought of that.
I mean, you destroy the Tri-State Area and what are you ruler of? Rubble! And where's the panache? The je ne sais quoi? He's an amateur.
I'm not talking to you! Attention, Danville! While your nervous scurrying is gratifying, I must inform you that you have one minute to surrender! This has been delightful, Perry, but I have a schedule to keep! This is what I dreamed it would be like with Dr.
D! Catch! Thank you, Perry.
That was a deeply satisfying, emotional experience.
And a well-timed one, coming only thirty seconds before you are destroyed along with the rest of Danville.
A simple matter when you employ weapons and not one of those foolish inators.
Incoming message! Hey, who are you calling foolish, you ingrate? Boy, one successful bit for world domination, suddenly he's full of attitude! I guess I should've expected that from a guy with a squirrel for a heart! Deep down, he really likes me.
A giant acorn? How is that supposed toâ Whoops! Oh! I see what you had in mind.
Well played, sir.
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