by ashirogi27 So, you and Stacy are going to a Rock-n-Roll memorabilia auction? Well, yeah.
They are gonna be auctioning off one of the original Tiny Cowboy bobble heads.
The lefty one.
So, I guess I won't be seeing you at the annual Danville Meatloaf Festival? No.
What's a Meatloaf Festival? Oh, that's right! You were away at camp last summer when I won this! You were away at camp last summer when I won this! Meatloaf Queen? Wow, that's pretty fancy.
And because my meatloaf was voted best at the festival last year, I have the honor of being one of the judges this year.
And because my meatloaf was voted best at the festival last year, I have the honor of being one of the judges this year.
So, you have the honor of eating other people's meatloaf all day? Yeah.
I'm living the dream! What happened? We were just at the bounce house down at the Meatloaf Festival and and I was there you know, having a good time, and suddenly you know, having a good time, and suddenly you know, having a good time, and suddenly Later! Get the guy! Dude! Gotta go! And even though it was funny, I still kinda wish that the bounce house was still there.
And even though it was funny, I still kinda wish that the bounce house was still there.
You know, for the little kids.
You know, for the little kids.
Buford's right! I am? Even though they're made for little kids, there's something about a bounce house that you can't resist.
Even though they're made for little kids, there's something about a bounce house that you can't resist.
What if bounce houses were made for bigger kids? Hey! Slightly bigger kids.
And what if they just happened to be totally amazing? I stand before you today and I hereby declare thatâ Thatâ Uh, little help, Ferb? Uh, little help, Ferb? That nobody has yet done justice to the bounce house concept, and that it is up to us to show the world what a bounce house can truly be.
That nobody has yet done justice to the bounce house concept, and that it is up to us to show the world what a bounce house can truly be.
For if not us, then, who? For if not us, then, who? If not now, when? If not now, when? And if not when, then, something else! And if not when, then, something else! Gentlemen, I know what we are going to do today! Gentlemen, I know what we are going to do today! But first, answer me this.
But first, answer me this.
Where's Perry? No, seriously, where is he? I don'tâ I haven't seen him.
Good morning, Agent P.
We've recently found surveillance footage of Doofenshmirtz buying fresh produce.
We've concluded there are two possibilities.
Either he's up to something sinister that is food related, or he's cooking dinner 'cause he's got a beautiful woman coming over and he wants to impâ Either he's up to something sinister that is food related, or he's cooking dinner 'cause he's got a beautiful woman coming over and he wants to impâ Never mind, it's obviously the first thing.
Very impressive.
Just a little bit more, Ferb.
That's about right.
Wow, Jamie Oliver.
Wow, Jamie Oliver.
I can't believe we've got one of England's most famous chefs for our little Meatloaf Festival.
Brilliant! It's a pleasure to be here.
Yes.
This year we've expanded our venue.
We have twenty-nine varieties of meatloaf flavored ice cream, as well as various meatloaf-themed attractions and rides.
We have twenty-nine varieties of meatloaf flavored ice cream, as well as various meatloaf-themed attractions and rides.
So, what exactly is meatloaf? Oh, it's uh Oh, it's uh made of meat, it's got bread and onions it's got bread and onions Ah! So, it's a beverage.
Well, no.
But it's sort of like shepherd's pie, except there's no potatoes or vegetables in it.
You know, in the shape of a loaf.
You know, in the shape of a loaf.
You put pepper in it? If you want.
Oh, meatloaf! Oh, meatloaf! Welcome, Perry the Platypus! I never thought you'd fall for the old "distract Perry the Platypus with a weird bird" trap.
I gotta say though, it's uh It's quite an ugly bird.
And now, for something a little more confining.
You like it? It's biodegradable.
A biodegradable trap.
You know how everyone says, "if you don't like meatloaf, it's probably because you haven't tasted my meatloaf"? You know how everyone says, "if you don't like meatloaf, it's probably because you haven't tasted my meatloaf"? Well, it's true, because mine really is the best! In fact, I come from a long line of great meatloaf chefs.
The recipe was first created by my great grandmother, Gretel Doofenshmirtz, The recipe was first created by my great grandmother, Gretel Doofenshmirtz, who passed it down to my grandpa, José Doofenshmirtz, weird story there.
who passed it down to my grandpa, José Doofenshmirtz, weird story there.
Then he passed it down to my mom, who passed it down to Roger.
Then he passed it down to my mom, who passed it down to Roger.
Then he passed it down to my mom, who passed it down to Roger.
Ugh! Naturally, I had to steal it from him.
And when I did, I finally found out what the secret ingredient was.
The secret ingredient was hate.
The secret ingredient was hate.
Usually it's love, but Great Grandma Gretel had some issues.
With this recipe, I'm sure to win the Danville Meatloaf Festival! But just in case, I have the Rotten-inator! But just in case, I have the Rotten-inator! With a quick blast of this, my competitors' meatloaves will be completely rotten! My victory is guaranteed! Oh, man! This is awesome! And that's not the half of it.
We're gonna fill it with helium.
Hey, Buford! We are going to float like little woodland pixies! You're never gonna let me live that down, are you? Okay, everybody, let's bounce.
Way ahead of ya! The next item up for bid is this lovely Mona Lisa reproduction made entirely out of recycled guitar picks from the Paisley Sideburn Brothers.
Shall we start the bidding at $10? Um, excuse me? May I borrow these for a moment? Thank you! Phineas and Ferb? Stacy, I'm gonna skip over my dramatic agonizing about whether I can resist the urge to bust my brothers and I'm just gonna give you my $70, my auction paddle, and tell you to do the best you can to get that bobble head.
Oh, here.
Thank you.
Seriously, who brings opera glasses to an auction? I'm at an auction? Talk to me, Stacy! How are we doing? Okay, Candace, this is all the money you gave me, so this is my final bid.
Okay, Candace, this is all the money you gave me, so this is my final bid.
$70.
Do I hear 75? $70 going once.
Oh, wait, we got 75 from the weird guy in the back.
Oh, wait, we got 75 from the weird guy in the back.
Noooo!!! Stacy, I found 37 cents! Raise the bid! Hello? Oh, stupid non-waterproof cell phones! And with this garnish, I leave nothing to chance.
The meatloaf is complete.
Ooh, there's the judges.
I'd better zap that guy's meatloaf.
I rotted the trap? Oh, I should've never made that out of biodegradable materials! Stupid Mother Earth! For that, I'll turn you rotten, then perhaps you'll stop annoying me! Fresh cucumbers! Fresh pickles! This novel is so riveting.
Oh, what a rotten ending.
Here's some refreshing milk.
Ew, it's curdled! Well, I can fix that.
Here's a spoon.
Hey! We're over the Meatloaf Festival! Anybody else hungry? I don't know, it still needs something.
It needs paprika.
Well, how much? Time to eat! Buford's pulling us down.
How is that possible? He weighs no more down there than he did up here! It's probably best not to question.
Oh, boy, meatloaf on a stick? Let's go.
You guys go ahead.
I'll catch up with ya.
Okay.
See you in a few! Buford, what are you up to? Buford, what are you up to? I get something I need to do.
Hey, shrimplets! I've got something for you.
Hey, aren't you getting tired of this? Hold still! I'llâ Oh, no! My meatloaf! You know, I've noticed how often my inators hit things that I never intended them to hit? It's quite oftenâ Perry the Platypus, give me that back.
Oh, you had to put it on puree, didn't you? Curse you, Perry the Platypus! All right, Jamie, how about this booth? All right, Jamie, how about this booth? Ugh! Ew! This is rancid! I can't believe I'm saying this, but some kind of preservatives in this meatloaf would've been a blessing.
Wait a minute, disqualified? No! It can't possibly be that bad, let me try it.
Yes, someone's gonna have to Yes, someone's gonna have to call the paramedics, I think.
call the paramedics, I think.
Buford, I have never seen this side of you before.
Buford, I have never seen this side of you before.
I am very proud.
Yeah I retract my former statement.
Shall we be going? Yep! Get him! Hi, Candace.
Ew, what have you got all over you? A late entry.
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