by ashirogi27 Are you and your family looking for a peaceful vacation getaway? Come visit delightful Danville! We have grass, milk, and smiles! Come to Danville.
Pretty please? Brought to you by the Danville Tourist Board.
You know, begging is really unbecoming.
I mean, I like smiles as much as the next guy, and milk is a classic.
But, what Danville really needs is a big tourist attraction.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Bye, Candace! I'm off to make my rounds.
Bye, Mom.
Mom! Mom! Mom! Ugh! I'm gonna need some backup.
Hey, Stace.
Wanna come over and help me bust my brothers? Ooh, sounds like fun.
But, I have to go to the eye doctor.
Okay, but just don't get big, thick glasses because then you'd be a nerd, and I couldn't be seen with you.
Oh, Candace.
You are so shallow.
I know.
I am so shallow.
But seriously, don't get any thick, nerdy glasses.
Ooh, as soon as I get some help, you guys are so busted! Just dump it right there, next to the giant gorilla head.
Hey, Phineas.
What'cha doin'? Ferb and I have decided to construct the world's tallest building.
Wanna help? Sure.
Who wouldn't want to be a part of the Phineas and Ferb project? Phineas and Ferb? Pish-tosh! I'll take ninja discipline over creative whimsy any day.
Well, I just think thatâ Irving, you're my little brother.
So, it's my duty to teach you all my secrets of self-defense.
I'd rather see what Phineas and Ferb are doing.
What's in the box, anyway? It's my old collection of spy cameras.
I'm gonna bring them to Phineas and Ferb, and see what they can do with them.
Give me those! Give them back, Albert! Oopsie! Ooh! You pick those up, Albert! Make me.
That is if you're ninja enough.
You're a jerk! I'm gonna go play with Phineas and Ferb.
Fine! You realize these cameras are now forfeit? Yeah, sure, Jenny, but what have whales ever done for me? Well, hello.
Fine! Okay, if that's the way you feel, I'll just get somebody else to help me bust my brothers.
I'll help you.
Are you talking to me? As a damsel in distress, I have to help you, milady.
It's part of my Medieval Knight's Code.
I'm outta here.
But, don't you wanna bust your brothers? I'm listening.
Well, have you considered applying the manly science of spy cameras to your problem? Spy cameras? Wouldn't it be easier to just show my mom what Phineas and Ferb make? I don't know.
Is that easier? No! No, it's not easy! It's never easy! I need help.
And manly technological surveillance.
I need nerd help.
Will you help me? You have my word.
My nerd word.
Glad to have you on board, Irving! You can pick up your hard hat right over there next to Perry.
Hey, where's Perry? Good morning, Agent P! It appears that Doofenshmirtz has been brushing up on his astronomy.
He rented an award-winning astronomical musical, Supernova? Fabulousnova! We don't know what it means, so we need you to get over there unrealistically fast.
Good luck, Agent P! Agent P? Doofenshmirtz, four seconds later! Oh, Perry the Platypus.
Why do you rush over here just to get trapped? It makes no sense.
You like that? It's a space helmet.
I got a bunch of them used.
They still smell like astronauts.
I think that's what that is.
Anyway, since you're here, let me tell you about my new hobby.
Making charts and graphs.
See here? This is a chart of my canteen usage! Which has plummeted since childhood.
And this is my evil.
I noticed that in any given month, my evilness that's the red part, stays perfectly constant.
Evenly evil.
But, around the same time each month, there's a spike in background evil, see that? See? Right here? And during that part of the month I actually seem less evil by comparison! And why? Why is it? It's the full moon! I mean, werewolves alone must account, for like, 20% of that! H-How can I compete? Then I realized, if I could rotate the moon, then the dark side would always be facing us, bringing all other evil to a standstill, and making me the only evil game in town! (Song: Keep on Building) Stacking steel, laying bricks Pounding nails, and moving up quick 2-by-4s and RSJs Concrete blocks and bales of hay Keep on building Stacking steel, laying bricks Pounding nails, and moving up quick Up to the sky 2-by-4s and RSJs Concrete blocks and bales of hay Keep on building Stacking steel, laying bricks Pounding nails, and moving up quick Birds flying by 2-by-4s and RSJs Concrete blocks and bales of hay Stacking steel, laying bricks Floor after floor after ceiling Pounding nails, and moving up quick Carry the load 2-by-4s and RSJs Concrete blocks and bales of hay Stacking steel, laying bricks All of our permits in order Pounding nails, and moving up quick It's all up to code 2-by-4s and RSJs Concrete blocks and bales of hay Floor after floor Now we know what's in store 'Nother floor, then a floor, then a floor! Floor after floor Now we know what's in store 'Nother floor, then a floor, then a floor! Floor after floor Now we know what's in store 'Nother floor, then a floor, then a floor! Floor after floor Now we know what's in store 'Nother floor, then a floor, then a floor! Floor after floor after floor! So, to recap, I rotate the dark side of the lunar surface towards the Earth, eliminating the full moon and corner the market on evil! What? It's genius.
Why are you looking at me like I'm an idiot? Would an idiot build this?! Oh, wait, wait, not that! That's just a cork with a jellybean taped to it.
But, don't judge it, it's a layered idea.
Now behold, the Lunar Rotat-inator! Oh, wait, wait, i-it's not up there yet.
Hold on.
Wait.
Almost there.
Okay, there! Now, you can behold! Camera one is in position and activated.
As soon as the other sixteen cameras are in place, we can render the whole take-down in three dimensions.
And busting your brothers will be as simple as a quadratic equation.
For a nerd, you rock! Albert and Candace and spy cameras? So, that's your game.
Hey, Phineas.
How are we gonna know when to stop building? I guess we'll just know when we get there.
We're there.
That's one small step for Ferb, one giant building for Danville! So, your father's an exterminator? No.
Why do you ask? No reason.
Now, sit back and watch the magic unfold.
Not much of a nerd, are ya? Someone has purloined our cameras! Hey, Albert! Looking for these? Irving! You bring those cameras back down here, right this instant! Ooh, why don't you come up here, and endeavor to reclaim them? We shall! Actually, I don't do high places.
I shall! Irving! Hey, Albert! Pretty neat, huh? Just another creative whimsy from the minds of Phineas and Ferb! And you want to bust them.
I do if you like them! Hey, Albert! Enjoying the monorail? Yeah, well, I was in the neighborhood, and Iâ Oh, my gosh! This is our chess floor.
And up here, we have the Medieval Renaissance Fair floor.
Huz-zah! And the new-in-the-box action figure floor.
The M.
C.
Escher floor.
And this is theâ Oh, that's right, we sublet this floor.
That was a mistake.
So, what are you doing after work? The rubber-ball floor! The barnyard floor! The studio audience floor! And of course there are hundreds of other floors to see, but we'll need to get you fitted for a pressure suit first.
Thanks, guys.
So What did you think? I think you're right.
Phineas and Ferb are certifiable geniuses.
So, does that mean you're gonna stop helping Candace? I gave her my nerd word.
You gave her your nerd word? But, now you've only got two left! Well, that's on me.
And it's on me to see that Phineas and Ferb are busted.
And so, they shall a-be.
Did you get the cameras? No, but don't worry.
I've done the math.
There is no way your brothers won't be busted.
Numbers don't lie.
This building is so well-constructed, there is no force on Earth that can move it before your mom comes home! Then, that's it! I win! Through the power of nerd help! Hey, Candace.
Working on your cackle? You guys are so busted.
What's that I hear? Oh, that's right.
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