by ashirogi27 It says on this box of cereal that I need to get Korny the Kornflake through this maze.
If I was Korny, I'd wanna a little more of a challenge.
They just don't make good puzzles or mazes any more.
Mazes should be big and fun and exciting! Ferb You don't even need to say it.
Hey, Candace.
What'cha doin'? Well, Jeremy is taking me roller-skating tonight, and I thought I could use a little practiâ I'm okay! Let's get started.
Hey, where's Perry? Good morning, Agent P Sorry.
We haven't cleaned that entrance in a while.
Don't worry, we have a moist towelette.
Anyhow, Doofenshmirtz has gone missing.
We've used our global location scout and we can't find him anywhere.
Even his answering machine has given us no clue as to where he is.
Hello! You've reached Dr.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
I'm not here right now or am I? Oh, and if you're calling about the piano, it's already been sold.
We need you to find him.
Good luck, Agent P.
Monogram out.
It looks like we're good to go.
Time to test out our maze.
Did someone say test!? It's not really a test.
We're more like lab rats going after cheese.
Did someone say cheese? Buford, that's just a metaphor.
Hmm.
I am to metaphor cheese, as metaphor cheese is to transitive verb crackers.
And I want to get the Zoo Keeping patch, and the Cooking patch, and the Astronomy patch.
Oh, Melissa.
You remind me of me, when I was a Lil' Spark.
When I grow up and become a Fireside Girl, do you think I'll earn as many patches as you have? With your enthusiasm, you'll probably earn even more.
You really think so? 'Cause that's my goal.
I want to be just like you.
Hey, everybody.
This is Melissa.
Yeah, hi.
Hello.
Hey-ya.
Isabella is my mentor for today.
She's the best Fireside Girl ever.
Melissa, I'm sure they don't wanna hear aboutâ Hey, Candace.
So, I-I see you've build another giant whatever in the backyard.
I think you know what I have to do.
What is this thing? It's our elevator to the top of the maze.
Well, make it go down! It doesn't go down, it only goes up.
Ooh, you guys are going down! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Hello, Perry the Platypus Sorry I'm not here to greet you myself, but this is a trap.
Why would you build an elevator that doesn't go down? Because, people might just ride down on the elevator instead of going through the maze.
What do you mean, maze? We had the computer randomly load puzzles and brain teasers to make clearing each level more of a challenge.
Okay.
First one out is the smartest rat in the lab.
Do you want to go through the maze with me? Yes! Yes! Yes! Candace, would you like to join Melissa and me? Candace Flynn can find her own way out.
Oh, my gosh! You're Candace Flynn! You're the girl who earned 50 patches in one day! You're on the cover of Lil' Sparks magazine! How did you do it? Well Let me tell you something, kid.
It wasn't easy.
But the Forestfire Girls really needed me.
Fireside Girls.
That's what I said.
Come on, kids, I'll get us out of here.
Yay! Candace is gonna lead us to safety! Brain teasers, huh? Alright! You do all the ones that rely on brains, and I'll do all the ones that rely on teasin'.
I do not think you understand the concept.
Less talk-y, more work-y.
(Song: Not Knowing Where You're Going) It's so much fun not knowing where you're goin' Take a left or a right just going without really knowin' Whether marchin', flyin', crawlin', waltzin' or rowin' There's no surprise in life if you know where you're goin' So walk around like a monkey with a blindfold on (Woo!) (Woo hah!) Like an Eskimo in six months of darkness who misses the dawn So jump in the maze it's the latest craze Spend your days going every which way It's so much fun not knowin' where you're goin' (Look out!) It's so much fun not knowin' where you're goin' (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) It's so much fun not knowin' where you're goin' (I have no idea where my destination is) It's so much fun not knowin' where you're goin' It's so much fun not knowin' where you're goin' (Yeah, yeah) It's so much fun not knowin' where you're goin' (I'm really enjoying it though) It's so much fun not knowin' where you're goin' Ah, Perry the Platypus.
Welcome to my evil space station! Station -tation cookie -tation Wait, did you hear that? That cookie part? I think my echo is broken.
I really do.
Anyhoo, have a seat.
I've set up a presentation for you.
Ten years ago, I was backpacking across Europe, when I came across a group of Canadian college students.
Dylan was the most popular among the group, b-but I was the oldest, so rivalry was inevitable.
How many jellybeans in the jar? Oh, I am really good at solving these kinds of problems.
So the base of the jar is Pi times radius squared.
You are measuring the radius in centimeters, right? No, inches.
That way the inches fractions work with Pi as 22 over 7.
You do not use 3.
14 for Pi? Oh, for crying out loud! There, zero! Okay, technically that is correct, but you did not show your work.
I will in about 20 minutes.
then the Ambassador's wife filed a complaint Long story short, I am never welcome in Albania ever again.
But the point is, I ended up alone in Italy, and it was lunch time, so I went to the Leaning Tower of Pizza, and you know what? They don't even make pizza there! I said, "what do you mean? I-It's the Leaning Tower of Pizza! It's got pizza actually in the name!" But, they were adamant.
No pizza for me! L-Likeâ Like I'm the idiot.
And I was like, "You're not so great.
You're not so special.
What? Justâ Just 'cause you're leaning?" Then, it hit me.
I'll just lean my own building, and then, it will become a big tourist attraction, and I'll sell all this merchandise.
I'll make millions.
Which I will then use to finance phase two of my maniacal plan.
Tilting every building in the world! And the Leaning Tower of Pizza will no longer be special.
Ooh, ooh! And then I willl straighten my own building, and it will still be a tourist attraction, 'cause you know, it will be the only straight building.
I just now thought of that.
Just now.
See? That's how genius happens.
It's a lot of leaning and straightening, you get the idea.
I'm going to use this Tilt-inator, and do it all from space! Space space cookie space There! There it was again.
Y-You heard that? My next to last echo is broken.
I'm going to have to have that checked.
Wow, it's some kind of high wire challenge.
Good thing I got my High Wire patch, twice.
Did, you get fifty, in one day? Okay, then.
Now, Melissa, the thing to remember about a high wireâ Candace, be careful! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! See? It's that simple.
Okay.
Isabella, do something! Hold on, Melissa.
Oh, my gosh.
Thank you for telling Isabella to save me.
Well, what did you think I was going to do? Let Isabella let you fall? Glad I was able help.
The Tilt-inator is set with an automatic timer.
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