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[SNIFFS]
Ew.
Are you doing laundry on the stove
like in olden times?
Oh, my God.
Are we poor?
I knew Dad's magic shop
would destroy us.
No, it is my Aunt Becky's
favorite tomato soup,
and I am bringing it to her
because she's recovering from a stroke.
Is she the mean one you guys
used to be so scared of?
Oh, God, yes, especially Uncle Mitchell.
It was like he was a weak gazelle
and she was
a hungry, homophobic cheetah.
No offense, but that soup stinks.
No, it smells fine.
Is someone burning Frisbees?
It's soup!
No, that's not it.
Oh, look at you all dressed up.
Coming with us
to watch Uncle Mitchell sweat?
No, Arvin's dad is in from London,
and he wants me to meet him.
Hang on.
You're not hungover.
Hair's conservative, no cleavage.
Oh, my God.
You're trying
to make a good impression.
- You're in love!
- Shut up.
I am not.
Ohh, I don't know.
I see how hard you work
at this relationship.
You woke up early to watch soccer
and you called it football.
Oh, just calm down.
It's been three months,
and everyone knows Liverpool
is having a cracking good year.
Still, meeting a parent is
a major relationship milestone.
Claire, you're getting my hopes up,
and I still haven't recovered from Andy.
And don't even get me started on Dylan.
I get nostalgic every time I see
someone sleeping in their car.
- You nervous?
- No.
And even if I were, I've got it covered.
I've got these new stickers from NERP.
So, our latest product
is the most amazing
scientific breakthrough
stickers!
Oh, you're a genius.
What an amazing time
we live in.
I can't.
So, they're designed to reduce stress
and to help you boldly pursue greatness
by scrambling the rational part
of the brain
that asks, "Does this seem right?"
Anyway, since I can't test
on laboratory rats,
I'm gonna need you guys to try them.
- Okay.
- Okay.
So, wait! No one here has a pacemaker
or lawyer parents, right?
- No.
- No.
Then test away!
I'll go see what room Becky's in,
or we can just feel
for which doorknob is cold.
Phil, Phil.
Did you see
what's across the street?
- An escape room.
- Oh, I did.
- No, we're not doing that.
- No way in hell.
She also said no to ice cream.
Escape room? What is that?
Oh, it's a themed room
that they lock you in,
and then you have to solve
puzzles and clues
to, um, you know, escape.
Or they cut off your finger?
What? No.
- It's just for fun.
- Yeah.
Oh, but then that lowers the stakes.
Okay.
She's in Room 208.
Let's go.
Jay, did you hear
that there is an escape room
across the street?
- We're not doing that.
- Why not?
Because when you get
in a stressful situation,
you start to scream,
and I'm not taking that show
into a locked room.
Yeah, and this one gets panicked
if he's stuck in traffic
for more than five minutes.
Guess it's just you and me.
Oh, hard pass, honey.
In a confined space,
you're just bouncing
off the wall like Flubber.
It's no secret my sister Becky
and I have our differences.
They haven't talked in nine years.
She's kind of a monster.
I've only met her once, at our wedding.
Imagine if you took
all of Jay's worst qualities
and wrapped them in a pantsuit.
But as soon as I heard she had a stroke,
I knew I had to rush to her side.
It happened three weeks ago.
Right in the middle of hockey playoffs!
Typical Becky!
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Okay.
There she is.
Hi, Aunt Becky.
[WHISPERING] I think she's sleeping.
With the same mean old puss on her face.
Hey, Mitchell.
Why don't you
give her a little kiss?
- You give her a little kiss.
- No.
- Who's there?
- [GASPS]
Oh! My darling family.
You came.
- Something's wrong with her mouth.
- She's smiling.
Mitchell, you've gotten so handsome.
Have you finally met a good woman?
- I'm sorry.
What?
- [LAUGHS]
You're messing with me,
right, Becky? You know that
Hey, folks, can I speak
with you for a second?
[WHISPERING] This is just like
when I came out years ago.
She knows what she's doing.
Actually, she doesn't.
The stroke may have scrambled
some of Becky's memories.
So she doesn't remember me coming out?
Correct.
And now presumes you're straight.
That part I can't explain.
[QUIETLY] Have you tried
popping her on the noggin?
She's not a jukebox, Fonzie.
And besides, it doesn't work.
It only made my uncle worse.
He never woke up.
Well, hopefully her memory will return.
Often, it's the little things
that trigger recollection
a smell, a song, a picture,
even just her family.
Thank you.
Thank you so much, doctor.
Did you kill your uncle?
She doesn't remember I'm gay.
Yeah, no, I know.
I was here
for the whole explanation.
This means I get to come out
to her again.
It was a disaster the first time.
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