I'm starving.
Any chance that's for me? Oh, no.
It is for mom.
I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I'm gonna need her on my side.
I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
- Mm.
â- Hey! - Hey! - Hey, Uncle Mitch.
what are you doing here? What do you mean? It's Uncle Mitchell's birthday fun day.
We know! - Yeah! â- Yeah! We are so excited you are finally cashing this in.
Me too.
We forgot to get Uncle Mitchell a present for his last birthday.
So, we came up with this great idea -- a coupon for a fun day with the three of us.
It was perfect because it was so sweet and we'd never have to do it.
I hope you're ready for your first big surprise! I am.
It's a super-fun omelet! - Aww! â- Uh, yeah! And if you were wondering what is so super-fun about that, is that it comes with a -- a side of, uh Luke's omelet dance! Don't be shy.
You've been practicing all week.
Come on.
Okay.
Uh It's your birthday I'm an omelet Oh.
It's your birthday I'm an omelet It's your birthday This is a living nightmare.
Why would he just show up? Shouldn't he have given us some notice? I kind of remember him calling about it, but I would've put it in my phone -- - Oh, there it is.
â- Of course.
Oh, my god.
I'm supposed to be cat-sitting.
We have to figure out something good.
He's the first to call us on our birthdays, and he always gets us amazing presents.
Are you even listening to me? How long can a cat go without eating? Haley, he is the best uncle there is.
This cannot be our present.
It's your birthday I'm an omelet, it's your birthday I don't know what's happening, but I love it.
- It's your birthday - It's my birthday - I'm an omelet - You're an omelet If you're going to keep giggling, I'll do my own nails.
I'm sorry -- it's just funny, the juxtaposition.
I get it -- I'm Asian.
Ha ha ha.
It's racist, daddy.
Sorry.
Lily, look who it is -- our lovely Canadian guests.
Please come in.
How is everything upstairs? It's like a palace up there.
I keep expecting to run into Gordon Pinsent.
I'm sorry.
Is he not a big movie star down here? No.
But thank you for Ryan Reynolds.
One little thing -- we're going to see the handprints at the Chinese theater, and I'm worried it's going to look disrespectful if Rob wears shorts.
Honey, it's 55 degrees out.
I'm not wearing long pants.
You're fine.
It's Hollywood.
There'll be people there with no pants.
Hi, Lily.
Lily, say hi to Monte.
Hi.
I'm sorry.
She's never this shy.
No, we're sorry.
Seems like something scared her.
Ohhhh.
It was adorable.
Lily was clearly smitten with that little Canadian Monte.
Just heard that.
Delightful.
It was a rite of passage that I had been looking forward to -- my daughter's first crush.
And I wanted to be there for her in a way that no one was there for me.
Of course, my first crush was on a statue of a confederate general in front of a courthouse.
That's the same year they put up the "do not climb the statue" signs.
Hey.
Sorry I'm late.
Is this shirt okay? I got another one in the car.
It's just lunch.
Calm down.
Your boyfriend's gonna love it.
Last summer, Phil and Ii went to Cabo for five days, and we met Tom and Lisa Delaney, and we had so much fun, we make sure to see them every time they're in town.
- Tom's a hugely successful investment banker.
- Yeah.
He does tons of charity work, he runs a marathon in 3:24, and he flies his own helicopter.
Yeah, and Lisa Yeah, she is one lucky lady.
Before they get here, can you promise me you won't pick up the check? Why? Oh, honey, I like them, but we've seen them three times since Cabo.
Every time, they order the most expensive stuff.
They are the richest people we know -- Thank you.
And yet I have not seen him reach for the check once.
Tom has trouble reaching for stuff.
He hurt his shoulder pitching in college.
Division 1.
You feel a need to pick up the check because you're intimidated by him and you want to prove something.
That's crazy.
I just don't like it when the bill sits there.
It's awkward.
You can't just roll over on something 'cause it makes you feel uncomfortable.
Whatever you want.
Hello, beautiful.
- Ohh! â- Hi, handsome.
Hey, you two.
- Hey! â- Hi! - I missed you.
- I missed you, too.
- Hi! â- Oh, my gosh.
It is so great to see you guys.
- And you.
â- Let's get some champagne.
- Let's do it.
â- Mm-hmm.
Okay, that's it.
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