[Clicks] [Clicks] [Clicks] [Clicks] [Typing] [People Chattering] [Ringing] What's the best first-person shooter about genetically-modified space marines? - Halo! - Honey, have you been playing your new little video game all day? When you say it in that tone, it implies Luke and I haven't been spending quality time together which we have.
- Can I talk to him? - Sure thing.
Luke! - I don't think he's here.
I mean, I-I know he's not here.
- Where is he? I am certain he is probably out with his usual crew of cutups.
- You're not doing laundry, are you? - God, no.
- I'm about to if I'm supposed to.
- No, no.
Don't.
Don't.
Can you vacuum out the dryer vent before I get home? I will absolutely do that.
Thanks.
I can't get in touch with Haley.
I haven't talked to her since we got in that fight.
- She around? - I think she slept at a friend's house.
- What friend? - Um Not a normal name, starts with a vowel, possibly foreign.
Oh, maybe Alex knows.
- Is she home? - Nope.
I have not seen her for hours.
- [Ringing] - Does Haley know an Arjibarge? - Hi, Mom.
- Hi, honey.
Where are you? - I'm in the kitchen.
- Alex? When'd you get home? - I've been here all day.
- Oh.
You should get outside, get some fresh air.
It's a beautiful morning.
It's noon, and it's freezing out.
Phil, honey, when I'm not home, I need you to be present and keep track of everyone.
- Sounds good.
Love you too.
- [Line Beeps] - Alex, do you know where Haley is? - Mmm.
I know she was babysitting Lily last night but I haven't seen her since.
By the way, don't read the draft I sent you last night of my college essay.
- I just sent you a new version.
- Uh, okay.
I will go read that one right now.
[Line Beeps] [Typing] Oh, my God.
What are you doing? Are you filming me? [Claire] Yes! I want you to see how crazy you are acting.
Me? I come to talk to you about something important and then you start chasing me around with a camera! I asked you to clean up the kitchen nine hours ago when I left for work.
I come back, and it's the exact same mess, plus pickles and peanut butter! I was running around doing stuff for my crazy boss all day, and then I got hungry and then the smell from the garbage almost made me throw up! - That's exactly how I feel! - Leave me alone! I have a lot on my plate! Yes.
Yes, I can see that, honey.
You left it in the sink.
- Oh, my God! - I waited in line for two hours - [Door Closes] - But I got it.
Ooh, we making a home movie? Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Hey [Ringing] [Ringing Continues] - [Jay] Hello? - Hey, Dad.
Dad, take the phone away from your ear.
Why would I do this? Now I can't hear you.
Put it in front of your face.
Oh! How'd you get in my phone? Does this mean when we talked the other day that you knew I was in the can? - I do now.
- How was the presentation? Actually, it went really well.
The client loves the whole redesign.
- They just want us to swap out the handles.
- Damn it! I know.
Only knobs want knobs.
No, Joe bit me.
He's teething.
I don't think it's a coincidence that Andy took the weekend off.
Ow! Kid's like a beaver.
I'm afraid to wear short pants.
- Hola, Claire.
- Hey, Gloria.
- How's your trip? Are you having any fun? - Uh, yeah.
You know, it's a little windy, but, eh.
So you're okay with me cutting Luke's hair, right? - Hey, Mom.
- Well, hello.
It's nice to know you're not dead in an alley somewhere.
- Right back at ya.
- Yes, I am fine with you cutting his hair.
Just don't leave it too long on the sides.
[Gloria] I am very good cutting boys' hair.
You should let me cut yours someday.
Okay.
Bye-bye, Gloria.
- [Jay] You still there? - [Ding] Crap.
Dad, did you know it was Mitchell's birthday today? Of course.
I already called him because I'm a considerate person who really cares about his family.
I reminded him and dialed the phone.
- [Claire] Mm.
- Fly safe.
And remember, you can recline.
- It's still America up there.
- Thanks, Dad.
[Line Beeps] [Ringing] [Sighs] - Happy birthday! - Oh, hey.
Is it still my birthday? Watch it, or I'll sing to you.
Hap - Okay, okay, I give.
- Okay.
- [Claire] So, have you had a good day? - Yes, thank you.
Uh, Lily, she made me her famous chocolate-chip scrambled eggs - Ooh.
- Which she then watched me eat.
- Ooh.
- Yeah.
- You got my present, didn't you? - No.
Darn it.
They promised it would be there on time.
Oh, well, I can't wait to open it and check the date on the invoice.
- [Cameron] Hey, is that Claire? - Yeah.
- Hi, Claire! Hi.
- Hi.
- Hey, uh, did you, uh, show her my gift yet? - No.
- Come on.
Show her.
热门英文电视剧
老友记 Friends摩登家庭 Modern Family绝望主妇 Desperate Housewives破产姐妹 2 Broke Girls权利的游戏 Game of Thrones黑镜 Black Mirror爱,死亡和机器人 Love, Death & Robots杀死伊芙 Killing Eve第二十二条军规 Catch-22神盾局特工 Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.豆瓣高分英文剧
瑞克和莫蒂 Rick and Morty老友记 Friends火线 The Wire怪诞小镇 Gravity Falls探险活宝 Adventure Time with Finn and Jake无耻之徒(美版) Shameless飞出个未来 Futurama欢乐一家亲 Frasier 成长的烦恼 Growing Pains兄弟连 Band of Brothers飞哥与小佛 Phineas and Ferb风骚律师 Better Call Saul少年正义联盟 Young Justice亿万 Billions咱们裸熊 We Bare Bears副总统 Veep鬼屋欢乐送 Ghosts伦敦生活 Fleabag绅士杰克 Gentleman公关 Flack梅尔罗斯 Patrick MelroseCopyright © 2021 TaiCiShe.com 版权所有。 联系我们